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# general: Scream about my genius here
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:20
You may be wondering why I’ve gathered all of you here Gentlemen?
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:22
Sigh
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:23
@everyone
NeonLeon Today at 13:23
sup Dee hey why does this look like Discord?
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:23
Because it’s Donscord, brought to you by Genius Built Tech
NeonLeon Today at 13:23
so it’s a bootleg
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:23
No! How dare you even suggest such a thing I’m this close to banning you This close
NeonLeon Today at 13:24
ok I’m out ✌️
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:24
What? No. Come back. Can your discord do this?
Welcome, YeehawPeepaw. We hope you brought pizza. Today at 13:24
Welcome, TrustInMyEvilGenius9000. Leave your weapons by the door. Today at 13:24
MysticMasterOogway just arrived. Seems OP — please nerf. Today at 13:24
NeonLeon Today at 13:24
kinda the whole point of it wait those names are kinda Donnie. did you invite wrinkly old guys to this server? DNI I’m a minor 🥺
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:25
Not specifically, no. They were selected at random
YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:25
Is this a discord server?! How?
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:25
Oh please, continue to ignore my branding
YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:25
Donnie? Is that you? Why do we need a discord server?
NeonLeon Today at 13:25
wait so like you know this old guy?
YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:25
Who’re you calling old punk? Wait wait Neon Leon??? Don what is this?
Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 13:26
shell-o what’s Dee invented this time?
TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 13:26
If I were to hazard a guess, this is a cross dimensional communications device. I take it you’re an alternate me?
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:26
Yes. Precisely! Though I did want to do the explanation myself, I suppose I’ll let it slide considering you are me
Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 13:26
WOAH 2 Donnie’s? afgwdfwyef
NeonLeon Today at 13:26
cool cool cool I think I had a nightmare that started like this once
Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 13:26
me too ●﹏●
NeonLeon Today at 13:26
it was horrible
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:26
Well Nardo, did it end with you paying up the money you owe? I TOLD YOU THE MULTIVERSE WAS REAL!
NeonLeon Today at 13:27
nah. just with me waking up in a cold sweat and I don’t owe you any money
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:27
Yes you do. Following that one fateful pizza week we made a bet and you, LIKE A FOOL, bet against alternate realities existing even after I showed you undeniable proof. I have the event marked in my calendar
NeonLeon Today at 13:27
dude they were pictures of a bunch of dudes in turtle cosplay. I’ve seen better in times square
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:27
So you admit you remember
NeonLeon Today at 13:27
don’t remember any bets though 🤷
TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 13:28
Lies and slander. If your universe is anything like mine, I can vouch for my other self
NeonLeon Today at 13:28
urgh, of course other Donnie agrees with Donnie so who are the other two
@YeehawPeepaw @MysticMasterOogway
I don’t see other me
he would have defended my honour by now
YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:28
I’m right here
NeonLeon Today at 13:28
yikes man. what’s with the name I thought you were a geezer
YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:28
It’s not like I chose it I’m only 27
NeonLeon Today at 13:28
oh so I was right
YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:29
Excuse me?!
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:29
All names are automatically assigned by the server By which I mean the author They think they’re funny
NeonLeon Today at 13:29
huh?
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:29
But not as hilarious as me of course
MysticMasterOogway Today at 13:29
So what did I miss? ohmigosh A mini me Hello
Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 13:30
are you me??? we’re both orange hi!!!! are you a mystic master?
MysticMasterOogway Today at 13:30
I’ve been called one, yes
Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 13:31
{´◕ ◡ ◕｀} please teach me your ways Barry’s still refusing
MysticMasterOogway Today at 13:31
Patience young grasshopper, give it time
Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 13:31
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Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:31
Are you mutated grasshoppers in your dimension? Interesting
MysticMasterOogway Today at 13:32
Turtles through and through
NeonLeon Today at 13:32
mystic mike’s got a point I can’t believe I’m agreeing with goatman but that portal took a lot out of you
Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 13:32
I can only get better if I train tho
MysticMasterOogway Today at 13:32
And if you’re anything like me, you will But Just don’t rush into anything If you have time, then you have time
NeonLeon Today at 13:33
Mike…
MysticMasterOogway Today at 13:33
So Is this the big project you were working on Dee?
TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 13:33
What project? I’m definitely not working on a top secret project I don’t know what you’re talking about. Scroll up This is younger me’s doing Speaking of, any reason you’re reaching out?
MysticMasterOogway Today at 13:33
Suspicious
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:33
Only for the pursuit of science Also a need for chaos
TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 13:33
Relatable
YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:34
He’s pouting because you beat him to it
TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 13:34
No I’m not. I don’t pout And we’re not even in the same room
YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:34
I can tell
TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 13:33
I would have been perfectly capable of creating such a device if I had both time and the right resources required
YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:34
We know you would
MysticMasterOogway Today at 13:34
Then what about your top secret project?
TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 13:34
There is no top secret project
MysticMasterOogway Today at 13:34
In Ba Sing Se
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:34
You? Us? We’re lacking resources? What about our favourite scrapyard? Some classic money laundering?
NeonLeon Today at 13:35
future Donnie was arrested for his crimes
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:35
That’s ridiculous. No prison could contain me
Replying to message by: Bootyyyshaker9000 Some classic money laundering?
Redangelraphie Today at 13:35
Some classic what now?
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:35
You saw nothing
NeonLeon Today at 13:36
oh hey Raphadoodle welcome to the chaos (all Donnie btw) I thought you were training
Redangelraphie Today at 13:36
Raph’s phone wasn’t muted Sounded like you were up to something And I was right And now there’s two of everyone?
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:36
Why yes, because of the wonders of science ✨ Score 1 for tech Score -1 to Leo for being a snitch
NeonLeon Today at 13:37
hold out on the s word Donniedee i’m no snitch just giving credit where it’s due
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:37
I know that’s not what you’re doing But continue
Redangelraphie Today at 13:37
Oh Where’s other Raph?
NeonLeon Today at 13:42
Ah you might not wanna hear the answer to that big guy
Redangelraphie Today at 13:42
Sorry Raph feels bad for asking
MysticMasterOogway Today at 13:42
It’s okay younger big brother It was a long time ago
Redangelraphie Today at 13:42
And a long time ago is a long time to go without me keeping you outta trouble
MysticMasterOogway Today at 13:42
What year is it for you now?
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:42
If we’re to follow the standard Gregorian calendar: 2020
YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:42
Okay So if it’s going to happen, it’ll kick off this year
Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 13:42
you lost your Raph this year?????? ⊙︿⊙
NeonLeon Today at 13:43
this got depressing real quick
YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:43
That’s not it
NeonLeon Today at 13:43
Then what’s gonna be this year? plesae tell me there isn’t another world ending event im at my limit
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:43
We are all at our limit
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NeonLeon Today at 13:43
alright future me, lay it on me i’ve gotta mark my calendar for doomsday again
Redangelraphie Today at 13:43
Leo
Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 13:43
he didn’t say it was doomsday
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:43
He also didn’t not say it was doomsday
YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:43
It’s doomsday
NeonLeon Today at 13:43
here we go again boys
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:43
I hate being right
NeonLeon Today at 13:43
since when?
YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:45
Look If you ever encounter a 317-39.4 (that’s Hynpo for all of you who aren’t Donnie) you have to make sure you grab that keystone he stole for the Foot. It’s important. You have to It may not seem like much but lives are a stake It unlocks a portal to the prison dimension which will release these beings known as the krang And that’s just the start
NeonLeon Today at 13:47
oh phew
YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:47
Phew?! You need to take this seriously, Leon I mean it The ramifications are horrific
Redangelraphie Today at 13:47
He means it already happened
NeonLeon Today at 13:48
yeah don’t worry big-words me been there done that 👈👈 took a holiday vacay in the prison dimension and all I got was this lame t shirt actually, there wasn’t even a shirt this time Mikey would that look cool on a shirt?
Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 13:49
would you wear it
NeonLeon Today at 13:49
you’re right it sounds too touristy
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:49
It would be an insult to my eyes
NeonLeon Today at 13:49
You get it
TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 13:49
Do my eyes deceive me (incomprehensible) or does it sound like you’ve encountered the Krang? And won?
YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:50
… it’s possible? wait what did you do different?
Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 13:50
oh…,
MysticMasterOogway Today at 13:50
I knew there was hope
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:50
So you’re still fighting them?
TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 13:50
Against our best efforts yes
NeonLeon Today at 13:50
eugh boy. I didn’t mean to sound like I was bragging hold on wait asdfghjgdsaesrtyrfg
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:51
And we’ve lost him. Farewell, Nardo. I knew you well
NeonLeon Today at 13:51
you’re Master Leonardo?????!??!!?!? like super cool, freed everyone from the krang labour camps with one arm and a ladder Master Leonardo????
TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 13:51
It seems you have a fan Why am I not surprised it's yourself
MysticMasterOogway Today at 13:51
We both know how starry eyed a younger you would be Dee
Replying to message by: NeonLeon like super cool, freed everyone from the krang labour camps with one arm and a ladder Master Leonardo????
YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:51
Uh kid who told you that?
NeonLeon Today at 13:51
Casey did
YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:51
That does not sound like Cass
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:52
Not that Casey, the other one. Our resident time traveller Junior He came back to warn us of the invasion Without lottery numbers disappointingly
MysticMasterOogway Today at 13:52
Baby Casey?
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:52
That’s the one
TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 13:52
I’d like to take a moment to confer with my brethren About my supposed time travel device
Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 13:52
Nu-uh They were future Mikey’s mystic hands, baby some time travel razzmatazz from your boy in orange
TrustInMyEvilGenius9000 Today at 13:52
Michael you beat me to time travel?????
MysticMasterOogway Today at 13:53
Don’t look at me I haven’t time travelled … yet
YeehawPeepaw Today at 13:53
I think it’s less about who invented it and more about it being possible Mikey what do you know about time travel?
Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 13:53
only what Casey has told me hey Dee can you add him here?
Bootyyyshaker9000 Today at 13:53
I haven’t finished tweaking Casey’s new phone
Razzmadazzle✨ Today at 13:54
ok I’ll find him
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