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A flash goes off as Nanami takes a picture of Yuuji and Gojo. “I’m reporting this,” he mutters.
“What? Did you say something?” Gojo slurs as he turns to the sound.
“I said you’re behaving inappropriately towards Yuuji.”
Gojo laughs, throwing his head back and holding onto Yuuji as he leans into him more.
Yuuji is laughing too but he stops abruptly. He looks at Nanami with big eyes, like an animal in shock, and says, "Nanamin! You're here too!" Yuuji smiles wide. Gojo wraps his arms around Yuuji.
“I’ve been here all night,” Nanami replies dryly. His face is stoic, but inside there is concern. He has never seen Yuuji like this before.
Gojo laughs again, and it makes Yuuji start laughing again. They hold each other tight, like they will die if they let go.
“They are so drunk,” Nobara chimes in.
“They only had one drink,”’Megumi replies, annoyed.
“Yuuji my Yuuji , my precious Yuuji...” Gojo slurs into the top of Yuuji's head. Yuuji just continues to laugh. The two boys sway together. They are both smiling wide but Gojo looks crazed, while Yuuji seems innocent.
“ We have to get them out of here before something happens," Megumi says quietly.
"Like what?" Nobara asks.
"Like they start doing inappropriate things in front of us!" Megumi snaps.
Gojo starts rubbing his cheek into Yuuji's hair as Yuuji laughs and tries to push Gojo away. “Sensei, I can't breathe when you hold me so tightly."
"But I need to hold you or I will die," he whines, squeezing harder and making a pouty face. Yuuji laughs again and pushes at Gojo until finally Gojo releases him. But then Gojo puts both hands on the side of his head and leans in close to Yuuji, their faces inches apart, and stares at him.
“Can I kiss you?” Gojo asks with a straight face.
“A kiss?” Yuuji asks back. His smile fades and his expression becomes serious, like he is contemplating something deeply and is coming to an answer that means a great deal to him. Then he says, “No.” Yuuji shakes his head back and forth as if to further solidate that he doesn't want to kiss Gojo right now.
"Whyyyy?" Gojo whines loudly and throws his arms around Yuuji. He holds him tight and starts rubbing his cheek against Yuuji's again. " Aren’t we in love? Don't you want to kiss me Yuuji?!"
“I don’t like the taste of alcohol,” Yuuji replies.
" Me either,” Gojo admits, and the two look at each for a second, as though realizing something.
" Are we drunk?”
"Probably," Yuuji giggles, and the two start laughing again and hugging again, and Nanami sighs.
" Guys…who let them drink?” Shoko says as she walks inside from smoking outside. She sees Yuuji and Gojo hanging off each other and laughing uncontrollably.
Everyone shrugs. No one wants to take responsibility.
Gojo is crying now . Yuuji is trying to calm him down but is also still laughing. " I saw you kissing someone else," he whimpers.
The room is shocked. Who was Yuuji kissing? Was he even kissing anyone else at all, since he is obviously not thinking clearly? And who would Yuuji even be kissing in the first place?
"Huh?" Yuuji asks, tilting his head to the side. He is smiling and confused.
"I saw you kiss someone," Gojo repeats. "You were flirting with them and kissing them and you won't kiss me. "
"I did?" Yuuji thinks hard then slaps his hands together. "Oh yeah! I did kiss them but listen sensei you can't avoid kissing doggies! They always need kisses!"
" Noooooo! It was a trap Yuuji! Dogs are gross and I'm cute. Kiss me." Gojo leans closer to Yuuji's face. Yuuji blushes.
" You stink of alcohol sensei..." he whispers softly, leaning back away from Gojo. "And besides I already said no."
The group watches the interaction with bated breath as Gojo pouts and pulls away from Yuuji, crossing his arms over his chest and huffing in annoyance. Yuuji just laughs at him and hugs his waist.
"Are we sure they haven't been cursed?" Shoko asks , watching with amusement.
"Maybe they are just stupid," Megumi suggests, rolling his eyes.
The rest nod their heads in agreement. Yuuji looks up and sees them staring. "What's going on?" he asks, his cheeks red and his eyes sparkling like stars in a clear sky.
"Nothing," they all reply in unison.