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“But this is your birthdaaay,” Aranea sang. “Are you trying to say that you’ve never partied since I’ve known you?” She gasped dramatically. “Ignis Scientia! Have you never been to a club?”
“Of course I’ve been to clubs and parties,” he scoffed. He decided to leave out the fact that the last time he had attended such events was when he was still in college. And he’s definitely not going to mention that he spent half of the night hiding in a corner while he doom scrolled on his phone.