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  1. Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw by

    Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

    25 Feb 2024

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    Modern AU. After being dumped mid-date on Halloween for dressing up as one of the Heathers, Lucius (being a good Samaritan) returns his dates wallet to his house, and takes the opportunity to chew his Dad out for raising such a shit son.

    Izzy has no son, and is deeply confused...but he's also slightly hypno-thighs-ed.

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