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That time three chaotic villain teens got ahold of twitter

Summary:

Ranboo made a Twitter account, and then his teammates did, and Twitter drama is just a thing for them now. It's these three, can you really be surprised?

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Villain bench trio get twitter accounts for their villain personas, it goes about as well as you'd expect
(This is a side fic to Oppositional Forces, the events that are referred to make more sense with context!)

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Chapter 1

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@Warp_

Followers: 0

 

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My teammates are incredibly boring people when TNT hasn’t dragged us into blowing something up, so I made a twitter account because ✨ why not ✨

Yes, I'm the actual villain

No, I don't have anything better to do.

 

 

 

 

@Warp_ tweeted:

 

Hey Twitter! What crazy stuff have you been doing? :D



 

@Artzygirl replied:

Woah woah woah. Like the actual villain!? Like the one that kills people!?

 

 

@Warp_ replied:

 

Yeah, the actual villain.

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@Foodislife tweeted: 

So apparently the villain Warp is on Twitter now??? I think we need some proof that this isn't some guy trying to cause drama.

 

 

@Warp_ replied: 

What kind of proof would you want?

 

 

@Foodislife replied:

A selfie in your villain gear or something, idk

 

 

@NoSensibility97 replied:

I mean, that would work. 

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

[Insert attachment]

 

@Warp_ replied:

Hello to you too Vengeance.

 

@TheBetterVillain replied

It's my job as your favorite teammate to annoy you. So, hello!

 

@Warp_ replied:

Can confirm, his presence is very annoying.

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

Hey!

 

@Foodislife replied:

I am very confused right now... Wtf is going on???

 

@Warp_ replied:

Hi very confused, I'm Warp! cackles

 

@CrowDaddy replied:

Hold up! Is Warp an actual dad?! Oh GOD...!!

 

@Artzygirl replied

Wait, IS WARP VENGENCE'S DAD!? #holdup

 

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@NoSensibility97 tweeted:

[insert attachment] 

Warp might be Vengeance's dad? Confirmed!?!?!? #holdup

 

@Foodislife replied:

It would make sense! Especially considering that he's usually doing protection of his teammates, maybe he's both of his teammate's dad!

 

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@SmokeAndMirrors tweeted:

@Warp_ @TheBetterVillain

I leave you two alone, for TWO DAMN SECONDS. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!? WHAT IS #holdup

 

@Warp_ replied:

I did nothing!

 

@TheBetterVillain replied

@Warp_ I think we're screwed, who do you think he's going to pour water on first? 

 

@Artzygirl replied:

I assume that would be TNT ...So he's not yall's dad?

 

@SmokeAndMirrors replied

NO! He just has a really weird obsession with dad jokes.

 

@Warp_ replied:

It is not an obsession! 

 

@Warp_ replied:

I just got raised eyebrows from both my teammates. I don't think they like me anymore, does anyone want a villain on their team? I can create a resume if that helps!

 

@CrowDaddy replied:

What... the actual fuck?

 

 

Notes:

TIMELINE: Chapter 27

Chapter 2

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@TheBetterVillain tweeted:

Just got back from some mild thievery~

 

@Warp_ replied:

I don't really think that was mild V. We blew up a building, almost killed someone, and stole a few thousand dollars worth of materials.

 

@SmokeAndMirrors replied:

Mild thievery :)

 

@CrowDaddy replied:

Is anyone else watching this and wondering what the actual fuck?

 

@Tommyinnit replied:

Yeah it's a bit disturbing, kind of fun to watch though

 

@Artzygirl replied

I agree, this is definitely concerning

 

@SongBird replied

I've just been staring at this for the past 5 minutes and I still don't know what to say.

 

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@SmokeAndMirrors tweeted:

@TheBetterVillain What are you doing?

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

I have no idea what you're talking about! :D

 

@Warp_ replied:

Vengeance, you know what you're doing

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

If I deny it enough then what you're talking about doesn't exist!

 

@Flip_the_scales replied:

Yeah, that's- that's not how it works

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

Oh hey Gambler! Also yes, that is, in fact, how it works!

 

@NoSensibility97 replied:

Oh shit that's another villain-

 

@CrowDaddy replied:

I know the last time we thought something was confirmed, but actually this time, Gambler may be friends with the villain trio!?

 

@Warp_ replied:

I know names aren't my thing, but someone please tell me that's not what you guys have been calling us.

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

I hate to agree with him, but if that's all the public came up with, I'll be disappointed. At least be creative. 😒

 

@PerfectShot replied:

Vengeance don't be an asshole, I know where your apartment is, I will beat you over the head with a chair

 

@SongBird replied:

.......WHAT THE FUCK!?

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

@PerfectShot Oh come on Huntress, it was uncreative, I'm being threatened for pointing out the obvious!

 

@EscapePlan replied:

@PerfectShot watch your mouth, don't threaten him Huntress, or I may not let you leave the next time we see each other

 

@MovingTarget replied:

Careful Diamond, I don't appreciate my teammate being threatened. This isn't your discussion, keep your nose out of it.

 

@Artzygirl replied:

Oh this is tenseeeee

 

@Foodislife replied:

Tell me about it. You have to remember that the villains are all enemies, does anyone know what the top villains think of the villain trio?

 

@Tommyinnit replied:

No I haven't been able to tell what the big villains think of them either, I don't think anyone has. I've been trying to figure it out tbh, it's interesting to watch the dynamics.

 

@SongBird replied:

Yeah I've been trying to decode it as well @Tommyinnit 

 

 

 

 

 

In the "Arsonists" GC...

 

GemSimp: Ok this is highly entertaining

 

CottonCandy: It really is, but just know Skeppy, if you ever said that irl I wouldn't hesitate to rip out your esophagus and deliver it to your door in a box 😇

 

GemSimp: ....Guys I'm scared

 

PokerFace: Nope  nope nope, good luck Skeppy, hope you don't die but I'm going to stay... not over there 😅

 

BaldGuy: I swear I need a bowl of popcorn for this GC

 

MagicPerson: I'm not sure, you have a weak stomach Jack. How I still have an appetite while reading this shit is beyond me

 

MuffinMan: Language! They do have a point however

 

BaldGuy: Fair enough

Notes:

TIMELINE: Around chapter 29

Also, just so no one gets confused, Tommy made two twitter accounts (after his 'death') just because he found it funny, the @Tommyinnit one was in no way connected to his hero identity or personal life as a hero :)

Chapter 3

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@SongBird tweeted:

Alright, that fight was insane!

 

@Artzygirl replied:

IKR! I couldn't even see them half the time, they were so fast!

 

@lobotomizedcrab replied:

It was so cool to watch!

 

 

@Warp_ replied:

Yeah it's cool, until you have to wait three hours so your teammate can wash the blood off so you can get home

 

 

@Foodislife replied:

So, why'd you go after them right then? Was it random or what?

 

 

@Warp_ replied: 

A villain must not reveal his secrets~

 

 

@TheEret replied:         (out of story: this is not connected to his villain account and is mainly for his business a tailor)

That is quite literally the worst attempt at being mysterious I've ever seen

 

 

@waffleheadedhangnail replied:

@TheEret maybe don't antagonize the terrifying villains? They might track you down or something

 

 

@Warp_ replied:

I'm not that blood thirsty!

 

 

@Flip_The_Scales replied:

....I disagree, need I remind you of when you quite literally traumatized me and my guest?

 

 

@Warp_ replied:

Whaaaat? I did no such thing!

 

 

@Flip_The_Scales replied:

 

Why do people keep trying to gaslight me into thinking that didn't happen? I WAS THERE!

 

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@greybananagary tweeted:

I'm glad we all find what's going on with the villains funny, but can we please talk about what happened afterwards!?

 

 

@Warp_ replied

Nah, heroes are boring

 

 

@alloydant replied:

Crow lunged at Dream!

 

 

@Warp_ replied:

Yeah, as I said, pretty boring 

 

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@waffleheadedhangnail tweeted:

 

Woah woah woah, there's drama everyone!

[insert attachment]

I think they were fighting or something, Crow fuckin LUNGED at Dream, we need an explanation! #NotSoUnified

 

 

@Artzygirl replied:

I know! the tea is hot everyone~ 🍵 #NotSoUnified

 

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@Foodislife tweeted:

I've got to know what's going on! #NotSoUnifed

 

 

 

@Warp_ replied:

You guys are surprised?? I'm definitely not

 

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

I know right?! Finally someone is fucking seeing the absolute bullshit they've been doing all this time #NotSoUnified I love the hashtag, by the way, it's very poggers

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

Aaaaand I just got yelled at for being on twitter instead of getting this stuff off, that WASN'T very pog of you Warp D:

 

@Warp_ replied:

I have to deal with this man every day. Can someone else come and adopt him or something? I don't want to deal with his ass 😒

 

@alloydant replied:

Two things, the fuck does 'poggers' mean? Poor Warp though, Vengeance seems exhausting

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

....I hate all of you 😒

 

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@TheCivilainProtectionSociety☑️ (the hero committee) tweeted: 

 

We are aware of the issue between Crow and Dream, rest assured it's nothing serious and there is no bad blood between our number 1 and 4 heroes, we ask that you please drop the topic. 

 

We aim to serve the general to the best of our ability, and working together peacefully helps everyone. The # of #NotSoUnified is not accurate to our inner workings. 

 

Your safety is our top priority, do not be scared. We will fix the villain and vigilante problem and restore peace to our world.

 

 

@EscapePlan replied:

*cough* *cough* Bullshit *cough* *cough*

 

@Artzygirl replied:

Oop-

 

@BladeFan012 replied:

You villains are the problem @EscapePlan! Don't act so damn innocent 

 

@NoSensibility9:

Oh dear Prime, here comes the hero stans

 

@Flip_the_scale replied:

Oh damn even the civilians don't like them-

 

@foodislife replied:

No we just don't like the stans

 

@Artzygirl replied:

Man speak for yourself, I prefer the villains tbh

 

@greybananagary replied

The villains may be entertaining, but they're still horrible people. Why  would you prefer them over people actually trying to help!?

 

@EscapePlan replied: 

....I'm grabbing a bowl of popcorn

 

@PerfectShot replied: 

I don't like you @EscapePlan, but I have to agree

 

@Flip_the_scale replied:

Anyone willing to bet $20 that any hero supporters are bots?

 

@SmokeAndMirrors replied:

Oh that's cold Gambler

 

@Flip_the_scale replied:

Tell me I'm wrong

 

@SmokeAndMirrors replied:

You're wrong, only 3/4 of them are!

 

@Artzygirl replied:

Yall are straight savage- 🤣

 

 

@crimson-wyvern replied:

@greybananagary true, villains are terrible people, but lets face it. The chaos they bring is at least fun to watch... as long as no one burns down my apartment in the process

 

@SmokeAndMirrors replied:

I make no promises :)

Notes:

Timeline: Chapter 39-40

Chapter 4

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@TheCivilainProtectionSociety☑️ tweeted:

 

⚠️ Public Announcement ⚠️

 

For those who have not yet seen the news, number five hero 'Fire-Fist', teammate to heroes Dream and Spore is officially missing. We are doing all in our power to find and get him back, rest assured that he will be brought home safely and in a timely manner. We ask for your patience while we work on this issue.

 

If you have seen anything regarding our missing person please don't hesitate to contact your nearest police station or if possible come straight to the hero tower.

 

Thank you for your patience, worry, and understanding

 

-The Hero Committee

 

 

 

@Artzygirl tweeted:

 

.......WHAT!? Woah woah woah woah what!? Fire-Fist is missing!? How long has it been? Has any progress been made on finding him? We need more information than this!?

 

 

 

@Songbird replied:

 

Information we probably won't get. They don't care about letting us know what's going on.

 

 

 

@SmokeAndMirrors replied:

 

At least some of the civilans aren't clueless. The more of you guys who see the shit the comittee does the easier it will be to overthrow them one day.

 

 

 

@TheBetterVillain replied: 

 

We can only hope T, we can only hope.

....And fuck with them in the meantime, who want's to stab Crow with me? 

 

 

 

@Warp_ replied:

 

Literally everyone you're friends with. 

 

 

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

 

....Fair.

 

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@MushroomSpore☑️ tweeted:

 

I don't know which one of you villains kidnapped my teammate, but just know it won't be pleasant when I find out.

 

 

 

@Dream☑️ replied: 

 

I second that. Whichever one of you fucking assholes put a finger on my best friend will be wishing you hadn't.

 

 

 

@Flip_The_Scales replied:

 

Oh you mean the teammate and 'best friend ' that you've been seen screaming at in public? Hell, even if I knew where the asshole was I wouldn't tell either of your asses

 

 

 

@Dream☑️ replied

 

What the hell does that mean, villain?

 

 

 

@Warp_ replied: 

 

Yeah I've got to agree with Gambler. Also, have you all considered that he could be right under your noses?

 

 

 

@MushroomSpore☑️ replied:

 

What? Did you and your teammates take him then tie him up somewhere close to the tower?

 

 

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

 

Prime, you're dense. That's not our style anyway, we don't kidnap heroes, we just kill or beat the shit out of them. He's saying that what if your oh so precious committee took him?

 

 

 

@Crow☑️ replied:

 

 They wouldn't. Even if they did, why would they do so? It wouldn't accomplish anything other than diminish their power.

 

 

 

@greybananagary replied:

 

Damn right! That's the number 5 fucking hero, there's no reason to!

 

 

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

 

I mean, they've tried before. Oh wait, you're ignorant and don't know the committee's habits, sorry. Ignore me then :D

 

 

 

@Warp_ replied:

 

For those of us who know, this is kind of funny. Also, I had no idea smiley faces could be passive-aggressively but I guess there's a first for everything.

 

 

 

@Artzygirl replied:

 

The fact I can get on twitter and watch drama between powerful people who probably have so many better things to di is heavily entertaining.

 

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@foodislife tweeted:

 

I've come to a conclusion everyone! If you want to know what's going on, watch the heroes and villains argue on twitter. They drop so many interesting bits of information about what's going on behind the scenes that we usually don't get to see!

 

 

 

@SmokeAndMirrors replied:

 

As soemone part of the drama created, yes. It's also fun to watch, me and my team just cuase problems on here when we're boerd.

 

 

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

 

It's even better when because of it when you get to make fun of your friends for errors in their tweets

 

 

 

@SmokeAndMirrors replied:

 

I have dyslexia asshole!

Notes:

Timeline: Chapter 44

Chapter 5

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@ArtzyGirl tweeted:

 

I'll be the first one to say it. The heroes are FUCKED 

 

 

@SongBird replied:

 

One of the arguably scarier villains getting wings can't be a good thing for them, no

 

 

@lobotomizedcrab replied:

 

I like watching fights as much as the next person, but this is actually scary. What happens if the villains actually win?

 

 

@CrowDaddy replied:

 

I agree with you there. What would we do? They kill people like us.

 

 

@ArtzyGirl replied: 

 

We're ignoring the fact that most of them rarely do! The top ones from what I've seen avoid it all they can.

 

 

@greybananagary replied:

 

Who says!? What do you know them personally? Are you a villain, you friends with them?

 

@Songbird replied: 

 

That is a wild accusation and you know it dude. Calm down, this is all hypothetical anyway

 

 

@FoolishJourney replied:

 

....This is chaos

 

 

@Whiskey☑️ replied:

 

Welcome to the world of heroes and villains  

 

(cue a bunch of replies spamming her asking about her thoughts on the situation)

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@NoSensibility9 tweeted:

 

I know everyone is worried about Vengeance getting wings but there's still the thing where Fire-Fist is missing-

 

 

@Foodislife replied:

 

Yeah why is no one talking about that? I'm sure they'll get back to it as soon as the hype about Vengeance's wings dies down

 

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@SteamingRolls tweeted:

 

I just reviewed the footage again and... Why is no one talking about the fact that Vengeance's wings came out of no where? Avian hybrids don't just sprout wings out of nowhere, they have to develop over time. It's not like any other type of hybrid can do that either, so wth? Maybe it's a second power? I didn't know that was even possible. I know the 

 

@eiksfhbesce replied:

 

It's not! I didn't even think about that! I swear only Prime knows what the hell is going on at this point

Notes:

Timeline chapter 50-51!

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@a_stack_of_rats tweeted:


I don’t know, I for one think Vengeance’s new wings are pretty cool, Besides, where the hell are the villains anyways? There’s way too little drama without themmmmm!! Especially @SmokeAndMirrors , @Warp_ and @TheBetterVillain !!! Without them this is sorta boring ngl, I mean wings are cool and all but like, I couldn’t get to tutoring because of the fight and got yelled at so I’d like some drama to make up for that pretty please with sprinkles on top TvT

 

 

 

@Dream☑️ replied:

 

I still don't understand how civilians can like villains. Have you not watched that footage? Villains attacked first.

 

 

 

@a_stack_of_rats replied:


I said someone cool, not a hero
Like Vengeance or Huntress or something!

 

 

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

 

I have been summoned!😎

 

 

 

@MovingTarget replied:

 

They said someone cool Vengeance, get out of here

 

 

 

@Blood_coated_vine☑️ replied:

 

Move out of the way boys, the queen is talking. Neither of you hold a candle to someone actually cool

 

 

 

@ArtzyGirl replied:

 

.....This is the best thing I've seen all day. A sassy Rose Thorn was not on this year's bingo card

 

 

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

 

@Blood_coated_vine Oh please. As if you compare to my team asshole

 

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@waffleheadedhangnail tweeted:

 

I think my respect for the heroes just disappeared. Crow dropped UFO out of the sky! I love my heroes as much as the next guy but I'm a vigilante fan to the core. And that's just too far.

 

 

 

@Hell0_19 replied:

 

Same honestly. Vigilantes do more for this country than the heroes ever did, and yet they're still seen as a 'problem'?

 

 

 

@Vikingfuneral replied:

 

Anyone else live in a city other than the capital that just gets to watch everyone else deal with the most terrifying people on this Prime forsaken planet? 😂

 

 

 

@BlackRedGreen replied:

 

Me! The only downside is when villains do pop up we don't have hardly as much hero coverage to help us, the poor vigilantes are doing their best though.

 

 

 

@Warp_ replied:

 

@SmokeAndMirrors @TheBetterVillain Guys we need a road trip. Let's go around the country and kill all the villains who bother innocent people! :D

 

 

 

@SmokeAndMirrors replied:

 

....I'm in, when we doing this guys? :D

 

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@MysticalOwl45 tweeted:

 

Ah yes, twitter drama. The fact you can just request drama now and the villains just go 'aright, bet' is awesome. The heroes and villains may essentially be in a minor war, but they somehow still find some time to entertain us

 

 

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

 

It's a combination of not giving to shits and having a ridiculous amount of free time. Sure we have stuff to do full time as civilians, but a villain appearing somewhere distracts people enough to get out of pretty much everything, for the aforementioned reason of us being entertaining 

 

 

 

@Songbird replied:

 

And that just made me realize that I could meet a villain at any time and have no clue- 

 

 

 

@Warp_ replied:

 

Maybe you already have, we're pretty good at hiding who we are :)

Notes:

Timeline chapter 52!

Chapter 7

Summary:

Reminder! Tommy made two twitter accounts (after his 'death') just because he found it funny, the @Tommyinnit one was in no way connected to his hero identity or personal life as a hero

Notes:

I'm procrastinating :D

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@kiwibumbum tweeted:

 

I just slammed face-first into one of Diamond's crystal walls because I wasn't watching where I was going xD I think it's just left over from a fight a while ago so I think I'm safe but it's still funny

 

 

@Artzygirl replied:

 

That's so cool! 🤩 I wish I could find one of those! Is the crystal clear or opaque like in the pictures?

 

 

@Songbird replied:

 

@Artzygirl leave the poor person alone, those questions are what online forums are for xD

 

 

@EscapePlan replied:

 

....Should I feel honored or weirded out? 

 

 

@Hell0_19 replied:

 

Honestly? Probably a bit of both

 

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@Tommyinnit tweeted:

 

Y'all what if the villains are actually all just friends and fight in public for fun? 

 

 

@alloydant replied:

 

Ha! Imagine. We all know that's not the case though, I once got caught near a villain fight and got to watch Mosaic literally dig a knife into Diamond's shoulder!

 

 

 

 

In the 'Arsonists' GC

 

GemSimp: Oh shit- I completely forgot that happened

MuffinMan: Language!

BaldGuy: I didn't, you refused to talk to me for like two weeks TvT it was an accident!

PokerFace: It was really funny for the rest of us to watch

BaldGuy: I, for one, did not find it funny

GemSimp: ...It was kind of funny, not at the time because my shoulder was sore for like a week afterward but still xD

MagicPerson: Wasn't that when you guys were just starting out?

PokerFace: Not when they were starting out I don't think, but it was when you were still the number one villain. It's been what? Years since that happened? No clue why anyone would bring it up tbh

BaldGuy: Because they want to get Skeppy mad at me again 

Gentle_Giant: I love how no one questioned Tommy just casually saying something actually true on twitter like that wasn't a TERRIBLE IDEA!?

PokerFace: Eh, the public is stupid, and no one really listens to shit that happens on twitter anyway

Gentle_Giant: Yeah, that's fair

CottonCandy: Still confused on how you accidentally stab someone.

BaldGuy: IT'S POSSIBLE! 

BaldGuy: Moving on though, Skeppy should we have some fun since it was brought up anyway?

GemSimp: Oh absolutely. You first.

 

 

Back on Twitter

 

@MovingTarget replied:

 

I almost forgot about that. That was my favorite knife for a while

 

 

@Escapeplan replied:

 

Good to know you think of me so much that just grazing me with your pathetic little knife means oh so much to you

 

 

@MovingTarget replied:

 

Don't flatter yourself asshole. I meant that it was my favorite because it showed how much better I am than you and your stupid little teammate.

 

 

@Foodislife replied:

 

 

👀🍿🍿🍿

 

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@Warp_ tweeted:

 

If I throw Vengeance into lava do you think he'd smell like fried chicken? 🤔

 

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

 

Haha excuse me, what!? :D

 

 

@SmokeAndMirrors replied: 

 

We should try that and see. I need a break from his whining anyway :)

 

 

@MysticalOwl45 replied:

 

You know, how about we don't... do that. I don't think it'd end well. Like at all. 

 

 

@Blood_coated_vine☑️ replied:

 

No don't stop them! If you all would show your faces for once, I'd even help you with the 'experiment'.

 

 

@TheBetterVillain replied:

 

Says the villain who hasn't shown her face since the last large-scale battle either. If you're going to imply we're cowards then you should take a look at how you act first asshole.

 

 

@Blood_coated_vine☑️ replied:

 

Oh like you can talk about behavior problems. You talk like a pissed off middle schooler who can't stand anyone telling him that he's wrong. Most of your vocabulary is just swear words.

 

 

@Songbird replied:

 

...This kind of thing is the reason I check twitter anymore istg

 

 

 

In the 'Arsonists' GC

 

Florist: Okay wait now I see why you guys love acting on twitter so much, this is kind of fun XD

GemSimp: Right!? It's hilarious to watch civilian's reactions too

(not_so_sweet)child: It is! xD I swear, this is one of the best ideas we ever had

Gentle_Giant: I was the one who set it off for the most part! Sure everyone else had accounts but I was the first to become actually active 

PokerFace: Yeah true, I think what Tommy said still applies, this was a great idea

Florist: I thought you all were just being ridiculous at first but I agree now, this was an awesome idea Boo 

Chapter 8

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@Flame_Fist☑️ tweeted:

 

Hello everyone, this is the person who kidnapped Fire-Fist. Just wanted to let everyone know that we've still got him. It's been quite fun to watch you all try and figure out who I am, but you won't be able to. I'm good at covering my tracks, and the muddy footprints that would usually be left behind from a kidnapping only exist in the hands of someone who knows better than to share.

- 🐝

 

 

@Artzygirl replied:

 

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Well then. Erm. Hi random kidnapper! 😶😅

 

 

@alloydant replied:

 

Woah woah woah woah

' - 🐝'???

Are there any villains associated with bees??? Was this an identity hint!? Or maybe the hero/villain scene about to become a mystery novel where the killer leaves fake hints aimed at the protagonist to sow chaos and distrust among people!?

Edit: I think I've been reading too much ao3-

 

 

@Songbird replied:

 

Either I've also been reading too much ao3 or that last one actually sounds plausible-

 

 

@waffleheadedhangnail replied:

 

Okay so the kidnapper has Fire-Fist's phone.

Well that's not a fucking disaster waiting to happen at all 

Not like there'd be any consequences to having access to hero stuff, not at all

 

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@Artzygirl tweeted:

 

Okay, two things everyone, #1...

 

FIRE-FIST'S KIDNAPPER HAS ACESS TO HIS TWITTER AND TWEETED FROM IT!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Insert attachment]

LIKE WTF!? 

 

And second, y'all I think the hero committee official page fucking blocked me 🤣 Their page isn't available to me! It's not as important as the first thing but that's just hilarious to me! XD

 

 

@Foodislife replied:

 

Wait what!? How do you fuck up so bad that something the government oversees personally blocks you

 

 

@We_all_gonna_die replied:

 

Either I'm blocked too or they somehow got banned because I can't find their account????

Edit: Holy fucking shit I think they're banned because my friend can't find them either-

 

 

@NoSensibility9 replied:

 

WAIT WHAT!? 

 

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@NoSensibility9 tweeted:

 

THE HERO COMMITTEE HAS BEEN BANNED!? I REPEAT. THE HERO COMMITTEE MIGHT HAVE BEEN BANNED!?!?!?

#BANNEDTHEHEROCOMMITTEEIG

 

 

@BlackRedGreen replied:

 

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Haha what now? 0_0

 

 

@MysticalOwl45 replied:

 

I never thought I'd live to see a day that the hero committee was banned from anything- 

 

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@B33 tweeted:

 

You're all welcome.

#HeroCommitteeBanned

-🐝

 

 

@FoolishJourney replied:

 

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You're insane

 

 

@B33 replied:

 

Shamelessly 🙃

 

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Chapter 9: Character profiles (but I gave up halfway through)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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So, as you may have noticed, the twitter users in this extra are all repeat characters for this extra, except for a few. So, because I was either really bored or having a moment of existential dread, I made profiles for them all! This will also help me anyway, so I guess it was needed. 

 

Reader profiles will be at the end, but won't be added until that reader's profile both shows up and they make their own profile :) (mostly because doing these is miserable as well as the fact I don't want to mischaracterize someone 👍)

Without further ado, the twitter users:

 

 

 

Artzygirl:

 

Real name: Suna

Pronouns: She/They

Preferred faction: Villains

She finds the villains entertaining above all else(girl is here for the gossip lol-), and doesn’t take things too seriously. She fans over the villains a bit, though not obsessively and has come to their defence in an argument at least once. She works in the hero tower and enjoys theorizing. Is friends with SongBird and had a slight altercation with greybananagary once.




Foodislife:

 

Real name: Eon

Pronouns: He/Him

Preferred faction: Vigilantes

Also finds the villains entertaining, but is also scared of them. Has a healthy degree of skepticism (was the one to question Warp’s account’s authenticity first). Typically confused by the happenings. Doesn’t particularly like the villains, but likes watching the show.




NoSensibility97: 

 

Real name: Leaf

Pronouns: Any

Preferred faction: Heroes

Tries to spread information around and likes starting the conversation when they do post. Is one of the quieter ones every other time.




CrowDaddy:

 

Real name: Daphne

Pronouns: She/Her

Preferred faction: Heroes

Just watching everything going on with concern and a bowl of popcorn. Though she very much enjoys the drama they bring, she is scared of the villains and has subscribed to the hero agenda to a degree. Is the closest to average public opinion in the twitter users we see.




SongBird:

 

Real name: Ophelia 

Pronouns: She/Her

Preferred faction: Vigilantes

Concern. This poor girl is just straight concerned. She enjoys sharing her thoughts and theorizing, and along with Artzygirl and NoSensibility97 likes to start conversations. Is mostly unimpressed by the hero committee, and is often very realistic in the way of stating things as they are. Some would call her a pessimist, she would call those people cowards.




Lobotomizedcrab:

 

Real name: Lucas

Pronouns: He/They

Preferred faction: Heroes

Enjoys watching the fights when they’re broadcasted and is scared of the villains. (I’m sorry this one is short, he’s been one of the quieter ones TvT)




Waffleheadedhangnail:

 

Real name: Ashton

Pronouns: They/Them

Preferred faction: Vigilantes

Likes the heroes to a degree, but has lost quite a bit of respect for them over time. Very sarcastic. They are very afraid of the villains, and is one of the ones who’s closer to typical public opinion.  




Greybananagary:

 

Real name: Jackson

Pronouns: He/Him

Preferred Faction: Heroes

Chronically online. My first thought when I thought how to describe this dude. He heavily supports heroes and despises the villains, has no qualms throwing out wild accusations, and loves the drama. Thinks the hero committee can do no wrong despite all the evidence to the contrary. 




alloydant:

 

Real name: Ryan

Pronouns: He/Him

Preferred Faction: Villains?

One of the theorizers. He’s one of the quiet ones, but from what he has said we can gather that he is an information gatherer and enjoys theorizing. Is also an avid fanfic reader.




MysticalOwl45:

 

Real name: May

Pronouns: She/Her

Preferred Faction: Vigilante

Finds the drama entertaining. 




Tommyinnit:

Real name: Tommy

Pronouns: He/Him

Preferred faction: Villains

It's literally just Tommy. He made a second twitter account and just casually acting like he's not the same person as  Vengeance. His teammates were not amused.

 

 

 

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crimson-wyvern:

 

Real name: Whiver

Pronouns: She/Her

Preferred Faction: Villains

She loves watching chaos unfold, but doesn’t want it affecting her in any way. Somehow, she seems to be pretty good at avoiding it (even if by complete accident). She usually tends to lurk online but will respond occasionally when it seems fit. She is a black cat hybrid (added for irony)

Notes:

You can see the exact moment I gave up 🤣

Chapter 10

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@TheCivilainProtectionSociety☑️ tweeted:

 

We have managed to reinstate this account, we apologize for the incident of it getting ‘banned’. Some allegations were made that we were banned legitimately despite the villain responsible claiming credit and we assure that is not the case. Rest assured the twitter executives are taking steps to prevent a breach like this in the future.



@TheCivilainProtectionSociety☑️ replied:

Fine, I’m not allowed to ban you. 

Well fuck you then, your account is mine now bitch!

 

- 🐝



@CrowDaddy replied:

 

I- well that’s not a good thing



@Greybananagary replied:

 

No shit it’s not good!?



@Foodislife replied:

 

Guys it’s twitter. Calm down. It’s not like it’s the hero committee servers

 

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@B33 responded:

Honestly sounds like a challenge to me

 

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@Artzygirl replied:

Please do, it would be reeeeally funny



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@NoSensibility97 tweeted:

Okay, so first the villain people have just started referring to as ‘Bee’ first bans the hero committee. Then the hero committee gets their account back, ONLY FOR BEE TO HACK THEIR ACCOUNT

Guys what the hell is happening anymore? 😭



@Songbird replied:

Well the villains are running wild, the vigilantes are getting more and more coordinated, and the heroes are hoarding what information they can. Which would be understandable from their point of view but still. 

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@waffleheadedhangnail replied:

Sooo, business as usual?

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@tweeters tweeted:

Guys I know who ‘Bee’ is! 

Alright hear me out, who would have something against the heroes and a high tech knowledge? Wasp! I’ve been analyzing footage and I think he and the rest of the Legacy Trio faked their deaths! 

My evidence can be found here:
Defenitely_Legit_Evidence.exe



@B33 replied:

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I’m almost offended. What.

- 🐝

 

@Tommyinnit replied:

 

Sir, do you perhaps, require mental assistance?
We all watched a building collapse on them



@Artzygirl replied:

@B33 @Tommyinnit you guys must be new to interacting with the faction war fandom, ignore Steve, he pops up like every two months with new random and bullshit conspiracy theories, argues them will all certainty for two weeks, and then disappears again
P.S ‘Steve’ isn’t his actual name, just what everyone in the fandom started calling him for some reason

 

@EscapePlan replied:

 

You- how dare you insult my magnificent work? Muder is an art, I would never defile it by not finishing the job
I’m offended, insulted, slandered! You have slandered me!



In the 'Arsonists' GC


BeeBoy: Remember: Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
(four people replied ☝️)

 

Back to Twitter

 

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@Blood_coated_vine☑️ replied:

Diamond, for the love of Prime, please shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit

 

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@EscapePlan replied:

No <3

Notes:

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