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The Double Black Chronicles

Summary:

A story told through text messages.

Chapter 1: I'm sure you know alot about borderlines

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3:17 P.M. - Friday, February 9th

Mackerel: Do we have school on monday? I heard it's gonna snow.

Chibi: Why would I know???

Chibi: the principal's your dad. Go ask him

Mackerel: I was just asking a question

Mackerel: are you on your period?

Chibi: excuse me?

Mackerel: you heard me.

Chibi: im not answering that.

Mackerel: you dont have to

Mackerel: i already know the answer ^^

Chibi: if we have school I'm gonna beat your ass outside Mr. K's classroom at 9:02 A.M. be ready

Mackerel: why so specific???

Chibi: so you can be ready to get the beating your parents never gave you.

Mackerel: are you just assuming that my parents never beat me?

Chibi: yeah. got a problem?

Mackerel: you're so mean :(

Mackerel: anyways wanna go get Mcdonalds?

Chibi: you act like you have a borderline personality

Mackerel: I'm sure you know ALOT about borderlines.

Chibi: what's that supposed to mean?

Mackerel: nothing

Chibi: are we bringing my race into this? Because if we are, I'm gonna bring the fact that you can't catch a ball for SHIT into this too

Mackerel: why are you so moody when you're on your period

Chibi: See? Only thing you can catch are my fists.

Mackerel: sure sure

Mackerel: So are we getting Mcdonalds or not? ill pay this time

Chibi: ill be there in five.