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"'To know what would have happened, child?' said Aslan. 'No. Nobody is ever told that.'"
–From Prince Caspian by C.S. Lewis"Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent."
–Arthur Conan Doyle, A Case of Identity
March 2011
"And what about John Watson?"
Jim Moriarty paused, fingers poised above the laptop that he was currently using to hack into the blog of Sherlock's little friend/personal assistant. For a moment he wondered if Moran had asked because he saw what Jim was doing, but seeing as how the sniper had positioned himself facing Jim's desk with the computer open between them, Jim could only assume his question was somehow related to the orders Moriarty had just issued him regarding the kidnapping of the Bruhl children.
Huffing out a dramatic sigh to show his displeasure at being interrupted after he'd already dismissed the man, Jim lowered his arms and pouted up at Moran, who stood at parade rest like the gallant little soldier he was.
"Well? What about him, Jackie?"
A mocking challenge lighting his dark eyes, Moriarty watched with barely concealed glee as the former soldier's mouth tightened ever-so-slightly – the only sign of displeasure Moran ever allowed himself at Jim's use of the hated nickname. The one time he had offered a mild objection, Jim had responded by calling him "Sebastian" for a fortnight. Moran loathed being called by his middle name even more than he hated being called "Jackie."
The sniper's voice was as steady and respectful as ever when he replied.
"Did you want Watson implicated in the kidnapping along with Holmes…make it appear they were in it together? People will probably suspect him anyway…"
Ah…now there was an idea. Moriarty pondered it a moment, intrigued by the thought. It might be interesting to see the proud soldier brought low.
But then Moriarty shrugged, returning his attention to the video he was currently uploading to Dr. Watson's web site. That was the thing, though – it would be interesting to see, but he wouldn't be seeing it – and neither would Sherlock.
"Nah…no point."
Moran waited, but when Jim offered nothing further he nodded crisply and started for the door. Just as he turned away, though, Jim caught a fleeting glimpse of an odd look on the man's face, there and gone so fast he almost missed it. It appeared to have been – relief?
Why would Moran care if Watson were implicated? Jim almost called him back to investigate further, but the momentary interest ebbed away and he let him go. It made little difference to him what Moran felt about Moriarty's victims, so long as he carried out his orders.
And what was John Watson, after all? A hanger-on to Sherlock Holmes, drawn to his genius like a moth to a flame in much the same way as Moran was drawn to Jim's own. Soldier-boys, weren't they just so adorable…the way they needed a superior, someone to follow and revere? It occurred to Jim then that Watson, whom he usually never wasted much thought over, was a paler imitation of Moran even as Sherlock was a paler imitation of Moriarty – someone there to be used, only not so useful as Moran, of course.
Some might beg to differ, but Jim would take a skilled sniper over a boring doctor any day.
"Sir?" Moran, lingering in the doorway, was looking back at him.
"Hm?" Moriarty didn't even bother to look up this time.
"Are you planning to kill Holmes? At this…final showdown of yours?"
Moriarty paused again, considering the question. Then he smiled – a slow, devious smile. "No. I'm just going to talk to him. And then he's going to kill himself."*
Moran frowned, but he was too well trained to question a superior.
Moriarty had no intention of enlightening him, anyway. He waved Moran away. "That will be all, Jack. You have your instructions. Leave Watson out of it for now – he's not important."
"Yes, sir."
As Moran departed the room, quietly closing the door behind him, Jim finished embedding the video he'd taken of himself in 221b Baker Street into the open text box, typed, "See you soon, boys!" below it, and clicked "post."** Then he sat back in his chair, smiling slightly. Apart from serving as a useful way to get at Holmes, John Watson was a nonentity, and Moriarty resolved to waste no further thought on him.
Still, he thought, as he laced his hands behind his head and leaned back to look up at the ceiling, it might have been interesting to know what might have happened had he told Moran to go ahead and plant evidence implicating the doctor, too. Much of the outcome would no doubt change, but Jim was willing to bet a lot of things would stay the same, as well.
After all…the universe is rarely so lazy.
*See "A Study in Pink," Sherlock series 1.
** See John Watson's March 16 blog post.
