Archive of Our Own ^beta

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King of NY created a Server

King of NY renamed the Server to Gays Stop Da Woild ™ 

Bi Panic Cowboy (Jack) joined

Leprechaun (Albert) joined

Jojo Christ (Jojo) joined

Crippled Sunshine (Crutchie) joined

THE CROWS ARE COMING (Finch) joined

Mother (Davey) joined

Sew you think you can dance (Buttons) joined

Glue + Sunshine (Elmer) joined

Short Striped Simp (Romeo) joined

GLASS TASTES GOOD (Specs) joined

PASTRAMI ON RYE (Henry) joined

BOI (Tommy Boy) joined

Ctrl+C (Ike) joined

Ctrl+V (Mike) joined

Specs’ Lost Shoe (Boots) joined

Decomposer (Mush) joined

ARRR (Blink) joined

Point (Spot) joined

SHOOT ME BITCH (Hotshot) joined

FIREEE (Smokes) joined

“I’M NOT ASEXUAL”-Ace (Ace) joined

Annie Warbucks (Red) joined

REPORTA (Katherine) joined

THANKS FOR DA GRUB SISTA! (Sarah) joined

9:19 pm

King of NY: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAYSSSSS

REPORTA: Instantly turning off notifs before ya’ll drive me crazy

Bi Panic Cowboy: YALL

Mother: Texas in the summer is cool 😏

REPORTA: Istg…

Mother: Why is my name Mother…

Ctrl+V: Mother

Ctrl+C: Mother

King of NY: Mother

Leprechaun: Mother

Jojo Christ: Mother

Short Striped Simp: Mother

Decomposer: Mother

Bi Panic Cowboy: Mommy 😩

Mother left the server

King of NY: LMFAOOAOAOAOAOOAOAOOAOAOAOOA

Leprechaun: i would do that too…

GLASS TASTES GOOD: I’m surprised ur brain can think rationally

Leprechaun: 🖕

THANKS FOR DA GRUB SISTA invited Mother to the server

Mother: No hugs for you @Bi Panic Cowboy

Bi Panic Cowboy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Point: Karma

King of NY: By AJR????

Point: I hate you

King of NY: i know you love me 😏

Point: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE!

Short Striped Simp: I KNOW YOU CARE

King of NY: JUST SHOUT WHATEVA AND I’LL BE THERE!

Bi Panic Cowboy: istg…

Leprechaun: YOU ARE MY LOVE YOU ARE MY HEART!

Jojo Christ: AND WE WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE APART!

GLASS TASTES GOOD: i-

Ctrl+V: ARE WE AN ITEM? GIRL, QUIT PLAYING!

Short Striped Simp: “WE ARE JUST FRIENDS!” WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

THANKS FOR DA GRUB SISTA: what did i just walk into…

Jojo Christ: SAID, “THERE’S ANOTHER!” AND LOOKED RIGHT IN MY EYES

Leprechaun: MY FIRST LOVE BROKE MY HEART FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND I WAS LIKE-

King of NY: BABY BABY BABY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bi Panic Cowboy muted King of NY

Bi Panic Cowboy muted Leprechaun

Bi Panic Cowboy muted Ctrl+V

Bi Panic Cowboy muted Short Striped Simp

Bi Panic Cowboy muted Jojo Christ

THE CROWS ARE COMING: ALBY NOOOOOOO

GLASS TASTES GOOD unmuted Short Striped Simp 

Point: why is Specs a mod???

Short Striped Simp: I WON'T STAY SILENT THO THEY WANNA KEEP ME QUIET~

GLASS TASTES GOOD muted Short Striped Simp 

Ctrl+C: 💀

SHOOT ME BITCH: Deserved

GLASS TASTES GOOD: Shut up Hotshot u can not be talking rn

BOI: It’s goin down for real *TRUMPET SOUNDY THINGYS*

Mother: *thingies

BOI: SHUT UP DAVEY

PASTRAMI ON RYE: Calm down…

BOI: MAKE ME MUAHAHAHAHHAHAH 

YOU CAN’T STOP ME!

PASTRAMI ON RYE muted BOI

SHOOT ME BITCH: Damn to his own boyfriend

PASTRAMI ON RYE muted SHOOT ME BITCH 

Bi Panic Cowboy: I’m regretting giving u mod now…

Point: I’m waiting for Race to figure out that he’s the owner of the server and can unmute himself rn…

King of NY was unmuted

King of NY: see that would’ve been smart…

King of NY unmuted Leprechaun

King of NY unmuted Ctrl+V

King of NY unmuted Jojo Christ

King of NY unmuted Short Striped Simp

Leprechaun: Fucking hell took ur dumbass long enough 🙄

Ctrl+V: Ong

King of NY: OH SO NONE OF U DECIDED TO DM ME ABT THIS!?!

Mother: @King of NY, four someone in all AP classes, you’re not very smart at times.

*For

Ctrl+V: OMG SCREEN SHOT THAT 

DAVEY MADE A TYPO

Short Striped Simp: WHAT!?!? OMG ONCE IN A LIFE TIME THING

Jojo Christ: CAUGHT IN 4K!?!? OML

Mother: …

FIREEE: What is happening…

Annie Warbucks: Where have you been?

Ctrl+C: Ew Brooklyn

I can say that rn bc Hotshot is muted

Mother unmuted SHOOT ME BITCH

Ctrl+C: shit

SHOOT ME BITCH: TF DID YOU JUST SAY ICHAEL!?!

Ctrl+C: MAYBE IF U STOPPED CALLING ME ICHAEL I’D STFU

“I’M NOT ASEXUAL!”-Ace: guys ever heard of dms…

SHOOT ME BITCH: STFU ASEXUAL

“I’M NOT ASEXUAL!”-Ace: It’s literally in my username…

SHOOT ME BITCH: TELLING PPL TO SHOOT ME IS IN MY USERNAME

DO YOU SEE ANYONE DOING IT!?!

THE CROWS ARE COMING: I can change that if you want Ace

Ctrl+C: if you shoot my bf i’ll beat ur bird ass to the ground

THE CROWS ARE COMING: ur like 4 inches shorter than me. i’M sO sCaReD rIgHt NoW!

Ctrl+C: Yk we sleep in the same house right?

THE CROWS ARE COMING: yeah and yk i don’t get scared of 5’5 boys with glasses lenses thicker than Albert

Leprechaun: Say what-

Ctrl+C: stfu u pop it fidget spinner

King of NY: NAH ME POISONALLY I WOULDN’T LET THAT SLIDE

BUT THAT’S JUST ME POISONALLY

Bi Panic Cowboy: is this what happens when u grow up with no parents or parental figures…

Glue + Sunshine: U are our parental figure Jack 🥰

Bi Panic Cowboy: nah i ain’t taking responsibility for this monstrosity thank you…

Annie Warbucks: Damn youse just got DISOWNED

Ctrl+V: Did you just say “youse”????

Annie Warbucks: youse got a problem with it?

Ctrl+V: nah i just got a problem with ur face

Annie Warbucks: see i can’t say it back bc if i say it back then i’m basically making fun of Ike at the same time meaning that imma get my ass whooped by Hotshot

I’m in a lose lose lose situation here

Sew you think you can dance: 80+ msgs…

Jojo Christ: LOOK WHO DECIDED TO SHOW UP

Glue + Sunshine: hello buttons 🥰

Leprechaun: Elmer stop being an angel rn not during these sircumsatnces 

Mother: *Circumstances

Leprechaun: SHUT UP

GLASS TASTES GOOD: I’m convinced Davey just sits at his computer waiting for one of us to make a typo…

Specs’ lost shoe: Guys how long has Tommy been muted…

King of NY: OH SHIT!

King of NY unmuted BOI

BOI: I hate all of you so fucking much

Leprechaun: SHIT HE’S SWEARING WE’RE SO DEAD

BOI: YOU KNOW HOW LONELY I WAS!?!

King of NY: iM fEeLiNg LoNely~

THE CROWS ARE COMING: We’re in the same house…

BOI: YOUR MAKING EXCUSES

Mother: *You’re

BOI: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL KILL YOU

ARRR: wtf is happening…

FIREEE: Ngl where have you been???

ARRR: Up your mom’s yk what

Message was deleted by moderator

Bi Panic Cowboy: LOUIS BALLETTI

Glue + Sunshine: What does that mean?

Sew you think you can dance: Nothing Ellie

Bi Panic Cowboy muted ARRR for 48 hours

Glue + Sunshine: why did Jack mute him for that?

Leprechaun: Because it’s not nice to say.

Glue + Sunshine: then why would he say it?

Jojo Christ: That’s what we’re asking ourselves

Decomposer: Okay he’s my boyfriend and all but…yeah that was deserved…

Crippled Sunshine: Hi guys!

Glue + Sunshine: HI CRUTCHIE!

King of NY: THE SUNSHINES HAVE BEEN REUNITED!!!

Bi Panic Cowboy: According a bunch of photos u are a sunshine race

King of NY: STOP BEING A DAD AND TALKING ABOUT PICTURES OF US WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER!!!

Bi Panic Cowboy: I’M NOT BEING A DAD RN

Mother: Yes you are.

Leprechaun: And that’s on PERIOT

Jojo Christ: Some of those r really cute photos tho

SHOOT ME BITCH: Ew

Bi Panic Cowboy kicked SHOOT ME BITCH from the server

Point: And I’m the overprotective one???

Bi Panic Cowboy: Stfu

Mother invited SHOOT ME BITCH to the server

Ctrl+C: Hi Hotshot 🥰

SHOOT ME BITCH: Hello bby

Crippled Sunshine: awe love…

I’m leaving

Crippled Sunshine left the server

Short Striped Simp: 💀

Bi Panic Cowboy invited Crippled Sunshine to the server

Bi Panic Cowboy: You’re being overdramatic 🙄

Crippled Sunshine: I’m the only Aro Ace person in this GC…and everyone else is dating each other…pls let me leave

Bi Panic Cowboy: No 🥰

Crippled Sunshine: if i start swearing u’ll have to let me leave 😈

Mother: Crutchie no-

Crippled Sunshine: What’s stopping me!?!

Leprechaun: Elmer

Crippled Sunshine: …

touché

Point: Ass Shit Bitch

Mother: Say another swear and I'm going to mute you for 525,600 minutes

Point: Fuck

Mother muted Point for 525,600 minutes

REPORTA: 190 msgs 

How the hell…

I was gone for like 30 mins…

THANKS FOR DA GRUB SISTA: idk either

REPORTA: i’m assuming they’re not going to let us leave…

THANKS FOR DA GRUB SISTA: yeah that’s probably true

Bi Panic Cowboy: these aren’t DMs LEAVE

REPORTA: I would say u can’t make me but technically you can…

King of NY removed Bi Panic Cowboy as mod

Bi Panic Cowboy: Shit

REPORTA: Thanks king

King of NY: np queen

Bi Panic Cowboy: Okay wtf is happening…

REPORTA: Make me leave bitch

Ctrl+C: You two need to calm down…

Leprechaun: first time i ever agreed with Ike

Ctrl+C: Oh so you don’t think gay ppl deserve rights, and that Race is gay, and that dance is cool, and that Cats isn’t a good musical?

King of NY: Ooo he got you!

Leprechaun: OKAY THAT’S JUST UNFAIR!

Jojo Christ: CATS IS A GOOD MUSICAl!

Ctrl+C: Agree to disagree

King of NY: Guys we all know that Into the Woods is one of the best musicals ever

Bi Panic Cowboy: Okay that’s fair…

Short Striped Simp: Stephen Sondiheim’s best musical was West Side Story tho

King of NY: Okay i’ll agree with that…west side story is beautiful

FIREEE: Why are we talking abt musicals…

Jojo Christ: leave then non theatre kid 😒

FIREEE: …Fine then

FIREEE left the server

Annie Warbucks: nice one jojo…

Jojo Christ: i DiDn’T meAN iT

Mother invited FIREEE to the server

King of NY made Bi Panic Cowboy a moderator

Annie Warbucks: Don't give him back his mod bellend!

Ctrl+V: Why is Red talking like Henry in Red White and Royal Blue?

Bi Panic Cowboy: Why do you know how Henry in Red White and Royal Blue talks?

Ctrl+V: Um…

Mother: Isn’t that movie rated R…

King of NY: Since when has that stopped us?

PASTRAMI ON RYE: Well if the script in the movie DEH was the same as the staged DEH then it would probably be rated R…

Bi Panic Cowboy: THEY DON'T DO THAT THING IN DEH THO!

BOI: What thing?

Bi Panic Cowboy kicked Glue + Sunshine from the server

Bi Panic Cowboy: Sex

Message was deleted by moderator

Bi Panic Cowboy invited Glue + Sunshine to the server

Glue + Sunshine: why did I get kicked…

Leprechaun: Cause Jack's mean

Bi Panic Cowboy: NO IM NOT

King of NY: Kicking him was unreasonable…

Glue + Sunshine: Did I do smth wrong?

Sew you think you can dance: You didn't do anything wrong Ellie 

Glue + Sunshine: Then why did I get kicked?

Ctrl+V: Because Jack is a meanie

Glue + Sunshine: Sorry whatever I did wrong Jack…

Bi Panic Cowboy: ELMER U DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I PROMSE!

Glue + Sunshine: THEN WHY DID YOU KICK ME!?!

Mother: @Bi Panic Cowboy, *Promise

Bi Panic Cowboy: ISTG

Specs’ Lost Shoe: Half this gc bout to strike Jack 

Short Striped Simp: The same way Specs strikes gravity? 

GLASS TASTES GOOD: I’m just better 💅

PASTRAMI ON RYE: Keep telling urself that 😒

GLASS TASTES GOOD: I will! 

King of NY: I mean they do the thing Jack said in Spring Awakening 

Bi Panic Cowboy: which is why I say to not watch it…

King of NY: bUt It'S sO gOoD!

Jojo Christ: They do it in Heathers too…

SHOOT ME BITCH: there's an intersting lyric in A Chorus Line too…

Mother: *Interesting

SHOOT ME BITCH: I'm going to KILL SOMEONE-

Bi Panic Cowboy: OKAY I GET IT LET'S MOVE ON PLEASE!?!

Glue + Sunshine: oh sex? 

GLASS TASTES GOOD: Wait what…

Sew you think you can dance: Guys he's pure but not that pure…

Bi Panic Cowboy: since when did he know what that is…

Glue + Sunshine: yk that we're legally required to take a health class right…and we learned Sex-Ed in 8th grade

Leprechaun: oh shoot…

Sew you think you can dance: He doesn’t know the details but he knows it exists…

King of NY: I defo remembered that…

Crippled Sunshine: Yall r stupid

Bi Panic Cowboy: YALL

Crippled Sunshine: I'LL KILL YOU!

Mother: Nice one, you've upset Crutchie…

Bi Panic Cowboy: not as scary as angry Elmer

Sew you think you can dance: I've never seen El angry…and he's my bf…

Leprechaun: I’ve seen Elmer angry…

Short Striped Simp: that’s bc you knocked over his lego build…

Leprechaun: NOT MY FAULT HE DIDN’T OVERLAP! 

PASTRAMI ON RYE: You knocked it off a table…NO SHIT IT WAS GONNA BREAK

Sew you think you can dance: he did overlap too...

BOI: One thing we can all agree on is that Albert is a dumbass

Leprechaun: IMMA GO LEPRECHAUN ON YOUR ASS

BOI: TRY ME BITCH!

Glue + Sunshine: @Sew you think you can dance, what’s happening?

Sew you think you can dance: If i knew i’d tell you Ellie…but i don’t…

Ctrl+C: guys it’s 11 pm can we please just sleep…

King of NY: and that’s my cue!

Bi Panic Cowboy: Race what are you gonna do…

Ctrl+C: JACK HELP ME RACE IS IN MY ROOM PLAYING HIS KAZOO IN MY EAR!

Bi Panic Cowboy: Oh jesus christ…

THE CROWS ARE COMING: One sec i’ve got it

Mother: What is he going to do…

GLASS TASTES GOOD: I honestly don’t want to know

Leprechaun: where are they…

THE CROWS ARE COMING: Sorry guys i’m back now

King of NY: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK FINCH SHOT ME WITH HIS SLINGSHOT, TOOK MY KAZOO AND SHOT THAT AT ME WITH HIS SLINGSHOT THEN DRAGGED ME BACK TO MY ROOM!

Ctrl+V: That’s honestly so deserved

King of NY: IMMA GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW TOO! 

Mother: @THE CROWS ARE COMING

THE CROWS ARE COMING: I’ve gotchu 

THE CROWS ARE COMING: *Voice Message* 

(“Ohhhh Race” “AH GET AWAY FROM ME!” “SLINGSHOT TIME!” “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” “MUAHHAHAHAH” “THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!” “GO EAT A GREEN BANANA!” “TELL ALBERT TO DO IT!” “AT LEAST MY BOYFRIEND ISN’T MUTED IN THE GC!” “FAK OFF!” “YOU FAK OFF!”)

Bi Panic Cowboy: …

BOI: Why did you guys turn british at the end…

King of NY: FREAKING DEAD BATTERY! 

THE CROWS ARE COMING: IGNORAMUS 

King of NY unmuted Point

King of NY: HE ISN'T MUTED ANYMORE LOSER!

Point: oh I'm back…

Decomposer: can we unmute my bf now…I miss him

Crippled Sunshine: ew love

BOI: you need to calm down

Glue + Sunshine: like Taylor Swift???

Specs' Lost Shoe: Elmer-

Sew you think you can dance: don't say anything Boots, let him do his thing

Specs’ Lost Shoe: fricking simp-

Bi Panic Cowboy: I agree with Ike…we should sleep…

Sew you think you can dance: sleep is 4 losers 😎

Elmer doesn't count cause Elmer is the best person here

Short Striped Simp: HOW AM I THE SIMP IN THIS GC

Mother: just go to sleep…

Sew you think you can dance: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

Glue + Sunshine: Benji please go to sleep?

Sew you think you can dance: …

Gosh darn it fine I'll sleep…only cause u asked nicely

PASTRAMI ON RYE: He's such a Simp omg-

Sew you think you can dance: CAN YALL SHUT UP!?!?

Bi Panic Cowboy: YALL

Sew you think you can dance: I'm leaving-

FIREEE: Oop he's offline along with Elmer now…

GLASS TASTES GOOD: Mike and Ike are gone too…

King of NY: Yeah I walked past Ike’s room, Mike and him were cuddling in the same bed as Ike death stared me. Mike surprisingly slept first and Ike covered his ears.

Crippled Sunshine: awe brothers

Mother: …

Bi Panic Cowboy: El and B better not be doing any hanky panky

Short Striped Simp: if u say hanky panky one more time-

Jojo Christ: honestly I think out of all the couples in this gc they're going to be the last to do the thing…Spot and Race in first

Point: EXCUSE YOU!?!

THE CROWS ARE COMING: I agree with Jo

King of NY: omg yasss Spot my beloved 

Crippled Sunshine: Am I a joke to u guys…

King of NY: spotty 😫

Point: I hate you so much-

Crippled Sunshine: I hate him more I'm leaving…

Crippled Sunshine left the server 

Bi Panic Cowboy: I'm not bringing him back after that one…

King of NY: YOU LITERALLY CALLED DAVEY MOMMY!

Bi Panic Cowboy: Cause I'm not wrong 😏

Mother: …

Mother invited Crippled Sunshine to the server

Crippled Sunshine: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Leprechaun: yk it's bad when I'm getting uncomfortable…

THE CROWS ARE COMING: nice one, yall scared Ed Sheeran

Bi Panic Cowboy: YALL

THE CROWS ARE COMING: Imma go to ur house and shoot u with my slingshot if u don't STOP WITH THE COWBOY

Specs’ Lost Shoe: why are we all of a sudden being so violent…

Short Striped Simp: because we were born to be menaces to society

Jojo Christ: yes everyone here but Davey Specs Crutchie Buttons and Elmer are menaces to society

FIREEE: Am not!

Point: you tried setting the biology lab on fire-

“I'M NOT ASEXUAL!” - Ace: I would say I'm not a menace but the “I Aced that line of kids” incident begs to differ…

Mother: the what…

Annie Warbucks: basically we called Ace asexual and he got pissed, BTW we were playing baseball and so instead of pitching the ball he threw it at his outfield teammates and it hit 5 ppl and he said, “yo I aced that line of kids.”

Point: that was back in brooklyn lol we were like 9

Mother: Oh my goodness…

Specs’ Lost Shoe: SLEEP!

FIREEE: NO FAK OFF

King of NY: Spotty~

Point: omg what…

King of NY: Will you marry me~

Bi Panic Cowboy: he’s probably high…

PASTRAMI ON RYE: he’s definitely high…

King of NY: FUCK YOU!

Mother: Stop with the DEH please…

PASTRAMI ON RYE: I’m surprised you got that…

Mother: Why wouldn’t I…

Leprechaun: Ur old and don’t get anything

Mother: I’m like 5 months older than you…

Leprechaun: Old

Bi Panic Cowboy: go to sleep, it’s 12 am, if you start talking I’ll mute you

Specs’ Lost Shoe: GOODNIGHT!

Leprechaun: Ooo he talked

Bi Panic Cowboy muted Leprechaun for 8 hours

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6:17 am

Sew you think you can dance: Anyone else awake…

King of NY: yep

GLASS TASTES GOOD: Good morning

Short Striped Simp: I should’ve turned off notifs before I went to sleep…

King of NY: Massive L

Decomposer: Can we unmute Blink…he’s up

King of NY: Ugh fine…

King of NY unmuted ARRR

ARRR: Finally god dammit

FIREEE: ew

ARRR: …

THANKS FOR DA GRUB SISTA: Why are you all awake so early?

King of NY: School starts at 8:30 so yeah…

THANKS FOR DA GRUB SISTA: you’re up two hours before school starts…

FIREEE: Shit wait it is rly early

Decomposer: Idk i was editing a video since 5:30

King of NY: I always wake up at 5 to watch musicals…

Short Striped Simp: You all need to sleep more

Crippled Sunshine: Fr…

ARRR: why r u up so early?

Crippled Sunshine: Jack’s on the roof screaming about santa fe right now…

GLASS TASTES GOOD: you’re going to get a noise complaint…

Crippled Sunshine: we already have…

Decomposer: Race do I hear you crying…

King of NY: I WATCHED BILLY ELLIOT AGAIN WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ARRR: istg…

King of NY: “Yeah see you Billy…” WHY ME-

Short Striped Simp: Over emotional ass…

King of NY: Man what I’d do to be in Billy Elliot…

GLASS TASTES GOOD: U could probably do it ngl…

King of NY: IMMA BE THE NEXT BILLY ELLIOT WATCH ME!

Crippled Sunshine: I don’t get paid enough for this…

PASTRAMI ON RYE: Man u’ve been getting paid!??! SINCE WHEN!?!?

Decomposer: Why do we only have one channel…

Crippled Sunshine: HI I’M CHARLIE KELLY-MORRIS AND I’M CRUTCHIE IN NEWSIES AND YOU’RE WATCHING DISNEY CHANNEL

ARRR: We need our own TV show atp…

King of NY: Where did Buttons go…

Sew you think you can dance: Sorry i was…freaking out…

Crippled Sunshine: Shoot what happened???

Sew you think you can dance: I got an 88.93 on my math test…

King of NY: Buttons…

Sew you think you can dance: HAHA of course it was a stupid mistake too…

ARRR: What happened?

Sew you think you can dance: so it was x-5∕x-2 and i had to find the asymtopes and so x-2 = 0 and got the vertical asymptote as x=2 which was right. Then for some damn reason my stupid butt set y to y=0/0. It’s supposed to be y=1/1 which meant the horizontal asymptote was y=1 not y=0 and since I got the asymtope wrong the graph was also wrong meaning i got 2 questions wrong...

King of NY: Buttons it’s okay that you didn’t do too well on one test…

Crippled Sunshine: What’s good is that you found your mistake and realized what you did wrong

ARRR: I got a 78 on that test it’s okay Buttons

Sew you think you can dance: My parents will kill me when they find out…

Buttons help

King of NY: There Mush, I made a channel.  It's basically everyone but Buttons

Decomposer: wait how did u do that…

King of NY: easy, give everyone their own role with their own name and everyone who doesn't have that specific role can enter a certain channel. Easy simple computer science code

Literally it’s just, If not role == Buttons: 

ARRR: You added a code to discord???

King of NY: NOT THE POINT! How are we going to help Buttons?

Crippled Sunshine: Well his parents have stupidly high expectations and it's not his fault his math teacher gives all or nothing for questions

King of NY: He’s crazy smart and it’s so sad that his parents don’t really care how much he tries it’s not enough for them.

Short Striped Simp: NEVER BE ENOUGH! TOWELS OF GOLD ARE STILL TOO LITTLE!

GLASS TASTES GOOD: The sad thing is that that song is so true for him…

FIREEE: I would give my input but then again I don’t think this is my field…

THANKS FOR DA GRUB SISTA: Davey might be better at this than I am, lemme go wake him up

Crippled Sunshine: NO DON’T WAKE HIM!

Mother: omg what do you guys need?

King of NY: What would you do if your parents were about to yell at you for making a stupid mistake on your math test?

Mother: Not listen to them, as long as you tried your best, that’s all that matters. 

Bi Panic Cowboy: Yeah I’d say that’s a good idea, we should tell Buttons that…

Crippled Sunshine: Thanks for waking me up earlier…

Bi Panic Cowboy: DEAL WITH IT

General

King of NY: Hey Buttons how r u holding up?

Sew you think you can dance: My parents aren’t up yet luckily but they’re not going to be happy once they are…

Mother: Buttons as long as you tried that’s all that matters

Sew you think you can dance: I know i tried but the mistake was so stupid and my parents aren’t going to care. Anything under 100 isn’t enough for them…

Bi Panic Cowboy: Why r ur parent’s expectations so high???

Sew you think you can dance: Oldest brother went to Harvard, oldest sister went to UC Berkeley. Youngest brother that’s still older than me went to UCLA, youngest sister that’s still older than me got a full ride scholarship to CU Boulder. 

PASTRAMI ON RYE: Damn your family rly do got them chinese genes…

Sew you think you can dance: I’M NOT EVEN FULLY CHINESE, SURE I’M LIKE 7/8THS CHINESE BUT BRO

Short Striped Simp: aren’t you like 1/10th british???

Sew you think you can dance: 1/8th actually, that’s why my last name is rly white…

King of NY: Just finished Billy Elliot, time to watch Hazbin Hotel again!

Bi Panic Cowboy: How bout you go to sleep???

King of NY: No, christian borle is more important

PASTRAMI ON RYE: oml-

Short Striped Simp: No Alex brightman is better

King of NY: Bringing al back bc he has smth to say…

Leprechaun was unmuted

Leprechaun: okay but BLAKE ROMAN

Bi Panic Cowboy: Next person to talk abt Hazbin Hotel is getting kicked…

Leprechaun: I didn’t finish my geo hw…

Short Striped Simp: Bro it’s so easy…

Leprechaun: But i don’t want to do the stupid PROOFS

Glue + Sunshine: I liked proofs…

Sew you think you can dance: you’re up early Ellie?

Glue + Sunshine: got woken up by a bunch of loud birds

BOI: Nice one @THE CROWS ARE COMING, your siblings woke him up!

THE CROWS ARE COMING: oh SORRY-

King of NY: @PASTRAMI ON RYE, did you finish the comp sci assignment? 

PASTRAMI ON RYE: Yeah why did you not???

King of NY: Uh 7.14.9 i can’t figure out…

PASTRAMI ON RYE: Oml… 

beee = ["kayak", "cry", "walk", "eat", "drink", "fly"]

verbs= []

for e in beee:

    verbs = verbs + [e + "ing"]

King of NY: Ohhhhh that makes more sense now…

Glue + Sunshine: That one was so easy…

King of NY: Nah i got the same answer just runestone didn’t want me to use “append” ig…

Sew you think you can dance: Fr runestone is so stupid…also append is easier

Short Striped Simp: You’re all nerds…

Mother: Let them be…

Short Striped Simp: Can we make a nerds only channel…

King of NY: I was gonna make a comp sci channel but now im not going to just to spite you…

Short Striped Simp: Biotch…

Ctrl+V: I LIKE LOOKING HOT BUYING STUFF THEY CANNOT!

King of NY: …

Ctrl+V: Ik my presence is appreciated 

Ctrl+C: Don’t worry it isn't

Ctrl+V: I hate you…i can’t believe we’re genetically identical

SHOOT ME BITCH: nooo Ike is cuter~

Ctrl+V: exactly why we're not identical…

Jojo Christ: you're very pretty Mike

Ctrl+V: HA SUCK IT BLUE BOY!

Ctrl+C: LIKE UR NOT ALWAYS WEARING BLUE TOO!

Mother: You two need to calm down…

Specs’ Lost Shoe: I wanna go home…

PASTRAMI ON RYE: you are home…

Specs’ Lost Shoe: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Point: Where r u guys?

SHOOT ME BITCH: dude r u at school already…

FIREEE: ofc he is…

“I’M NOT ASEXUAL!”-Ace: it’s so cold outside today…

BOI: Wait what time does ur guy’s school start???

Point: 8:30, same as urs innit?

King of NY: did u just use innit…

Decomposer: Guys help i forgot to memorize my monolog…

ARRR: BRO UR SO DEAD!

Short Striped Simp: massive L

REPORTA: u guys r doing monologs in drama???

Crippled Sunshine: Yeah we were supposed to memorize it…

King of NY: I ATE THEM! THAT’S RIGHT I ATE THE DIVORCE PAPERS CHARLES! I ATE THEM WITH KETCHUP!

Bi Panic Cowboy: …

THANKS FOR DA GRUB SISTA: Davey help Les can’t find Lamby…

Mother: I put him in the wash…

BOI: YOU PUT LES IN THE WASHING MACHINE!??!?

Mother: NO YOU IDIOT I PUT HIS STUFFED ANIMAL, LAMBY, IN THE WASH

Sew you think you can dance: Where r u guys i look like a loner rn…

Ctrl+V: Bc u are one

Glue + Sunshine: I’ll be there soon Benji

Sew you think you can dance: thx ellie

Leprechaun: You two are so gay…

ARRR: Like you aren’t??? You’re dating Finch

Leprechaun: Yeah but like…okay fine…

THE CROWS ARE COMING: you can’t hide from it bby

Crippled Sunshine: ew…

Ctrl+C: Mike and I are almost there 

Bi Panic Cowboy: i’ll never understand why not all of you leave at the same time…

Jojo Christ: Bc Romeo is always late…

Short Striped Simp: AM NOT I WAS ONLY ONE SECOND BEHIND THE BELL YESTERDAY!

PASTRAMI ON RYE: omg this dipswitch, THAT’S STILL LATE

King of NY: are we just going to keep that a thing now…calling ppl dipswitches…

Sew you think you can dance: I think it’s good

BOI: i like tingalooloo…

Point: wtf is happening…

Short Striped Simp: No RICE CAKE IS ALWAYS SUPERIOR

Bi Panic Cowboy: stop talking abt OBSCURE INSULTS

Ctrl+V: JAAAAAAAAAAACK, CRUTCHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOOK TO UR RIGHT

Bi Panic Cowboy: Oh shoot we didn’t see u guys there…

Mother: Class is starting in like 5 mins hurry up and go to class…

King of NY: Albert probably just left his house…

Leprechaun: NO I LEFT A MINUTE AGO!

Jojo Christ: oml…

Leprechaun: HAHA JUST MADE IT TO DANCE! SUCK IT

THE CROWS ARE COMING: gladly~

Ctrl+V: WHAT THE FU-