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shrek comes up to you and he starts saying a sentence “henlo baby girk/boi wanna cone to my swanp???” he aSks with charisma :). yiu respond to shokky shan: “yoosososososooss biatchus”. “gerat.” is what come sout of his mouth. you walk to shis swamp.
”yorky beef chicken” he says, introducning foodaz. yoi wlak to his room blushdijgng. “h-hey chrek chan dodo’mdmdmdijdjdndisisn….. guh” you try to ask bij somethi)g but its goes FUCKING SHIT YO- oh sorry went offboard anyways shrekky looks at you seductivly and says “whot bababgirl??? aniogting for yoz” your beiatifyl anime eyes meet and he says “wnanan bes girlyfriend. fiona is dead” “she is?????? Whot” you are scared and he has a tear fallig down his chek, “its a story for latuh”. “anywoays responding to your before question yos” You say. you make out sloppy or something SHREKKY CHAN CUTE
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you wake up with shrek beside you and yoy go get breakfast. he shrotly comes acter you and eats with ya. “Wanna ago to thundercaln??? Borbygark” he asks you, “shore”. yUo go to the thunderclan place and they get scared of you but recognise shrej and he explains. bluestar greets you and firestar is not fucking working so he justs sits there. youm pet graystripe. he cute but you and shrek have to go and exit thundahcalan. “SHREKKY CHAN i have a work interview soon is that okay yshd dhdhhfjfjrjr” “yeah anything fir u dude”
yiu arrive to the work interview alone and go through some questio s, “are you shreks girlfirend? Deh new one” they ask at the end of the interview. “yuh” you say. “intrestung…… goodbay”, “goodbai to you too!!!!”
i do not fucking know how old yall are in this scenario or for the whole story help
you meet shrek at his house and do the uhh,.,,,,,…… coke mentos challenge!!!!!!!!,”!” OH OH OH PRETTY LITTLE PHSYCHO (sorry the song was playing while i was writing) you guys go eat ice cream (average middleschool couple.,… we dont even have middleschool here the most similar thing is medelstadiet) “the ice rem real good honey roight!!??” Shrek ask. “YORRR :)” is your responese.
You chonp one the icescfeam and go home. goodynight!:!!!! you fall asleeo in hus arms…..