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1. Beauty and The Beast by AlienBones69

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Multi, Other
   • Work in Progress

   23 Aug 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Michael (Good Omens)
   • Furfur (Good Omens)
   • Ligur (Good Omens)
   • Hastur (Good Omens)
   • Sandalphon (Good Omens)
   • Shax (Good Omens)
   • Eric | Disposable Demon (Good Omens)
   • Nina (Good Omens)
   • Madame Tracy (Good Omens)
   • Sergeant Shadwell (Good Omens)
   • Uriel (Good Omens)
   • Saraqael (Good Omens)
   • Anathema Device
   • Newton Pulsifer
   • Adam Young (Good Omens)
   • Wensleydale (Good Omens)
   • Pepper (Good Omens)
   • Brian (Good Omens)
   • Beauty and the Beast Elements
   • Inspired by Beauty and the Beast (Disney Movies)
   • Kidnapping
   • Aziraphale is the beast
   • Crowley is the beauty
   • Alternate Universe - Beauty and the Beast Fusion
   • The demons are adopted siblings
   • The angels are cursed furniture
   • Angst
   • Fluff
   • Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
   • Anxious Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • No beta we fall like Crowley
   • Non-Graphic Violence
   • Minor Violence
   • Mentions of Blood
   • ONE SIDED Anathema/Beelzebub due to prophecy related reasons (dw they won't end up together)

   Summary

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   "Azzz I wazz zaying- I'm not stupid enough to believe you idiotz won't turn this plaze into even more of a rat'z nest then it already iz without zomething tranquilize you.
   Pick zomething cheap and lightweight then I'll grab it for you."

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   "Crowley? What do you want?"
   "I'm good, Beelzebub."
   Beelzebub glared at him.
   "Not an option, I need inzuranze. Pick zomething. Now."

   He thought for a moment, the hemp plantation was doing well and there was definitely soil to spare...

   "Eh, bring me back some cool flowers."

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   Beauty and The Beast au MOTHERFUKAHS!
   Except this time, Crowley is the beauty and Aziraphale is the beast.
   I swear I'm good at writing, summary's are just not my thing.
   Please give my work a shot.
   TAGS WILL BE UPDATED AS WE GO!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   12,032

   Chapters:

   10/?

   Comments:

   29

   Kudos:

   47

   Bookmarks:

   11

   Hits:

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