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    "Sorry," Stiles says and plasters on a fake smile, "but you have to leave like right now." He bunches up the throw in a very unsubtle manner, eyes fixed on Derek's crotch. "I totally forgot, Derek and I, we have this thing on, uh, Wednesdays -"

    "It's Friday," Isaac points out.

    "Yeah, right, on Fridays," Stiles continues, aiming for casual but failing. "That's totally what I meant."

    "What thing?" Scott leans forwards and narrows his eyes suspiciously.

    "Plant consultation hour?" Stiles answers and Derek smirks when it comes out sounding more like a question than a statement.

    "Really?" Isaac says derisively. “It’s not like we can hear your lying or anything.”

    "Oh my god, Isaac, don't be so insensitive," Stiles snaps, one hand splayed over his heart. "Plants need love too, you know. We discuss growth and feelings and shit and sometimes Derek sings them Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata."

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