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Final Fantasy VIII: The Musical

Summary:

A retelling of Final Fantasy VIII through some of its most pivotal scenes, featuring songs based on pieces from well-known musicals. A story told in stage directions, lyrics, and dialogue with descriptions of realistic props, set-dressing, and effects, you are intended to feel like a member of the audience seeing a stage production of the game.

Notes:

I am very excited to finally give in and share with you the passion project I have been working on and off since August 2023. I am a big fan of musicals and adore creating parodies of existing songs. One day I was listening to a Broadway playlist and came across a song where the alternative FFVIII lyrics immediately popped into my head. Since then, I've been finding more and more songs to adapt to Final Fantasy VIII and I have a vision of a musical in my head. This is me inviting you into my brain to see my vision.

Originally, this was going to be a shot-for-shot retelling, but some scenes lend themselves better to musical adaptation than others. So each chapter will be centered around one scene (or an amalgam of scenes) that is usually tied to a song. The scenes will be in order, but I'm going to be skipping over a lot of smaller moments. My goal is to still tell a cohesive story--but perhaps one only accessible to those familiar with the source material. I may also squish canon here and there to make things more musical-like in tone.

That being said, this piece is on the more experimental side. It is told through stage directions, and all events are described as though they are happening on a physical stage with realistic constraints. I do my best to be clear and give lyrics proper attributions, but please let me know if this is difficult to follow and I'll try to adjust.

A few rules I had for myself going into this project:

1) Every adapted song not from the game has to be from a musical. Movie musicals, TV show musicals, and stage productions are all fair game, but I cannot use any song from a jukebox musical. I love Mamma Mia! but using ABBA songs just seems unfair.
2) Lyrics need to mostly fit the song in terms of tone and structure, and meaning when possible. I try to stick with the same syllables/rhyme scenes/vibes. The goal is to have every FFVIII song singable to the Karaoke version of the original. Believe me, I'll be testing them.
3) Anything happening on stage has to be explained with practical effects and props. I want this to be like something that could actually be put on a stage. I'm going to have to get really creative.
4) I will provide the exact version of the song that I am basing the parody on.

In terms of updates, I have a lot of songs picked out, but most of the ones I have written are toward the end. I think this will be a lower priority than some of my fics (unless it starts rotting my brain again).

This may be an audience of one but I'd like to share anyhow! Hope you enjoy!

Chapter 1: Curtain Lifts

Chapter Text

Before the curtain opens, you can hear two voices talking, completely disembodied.

A man’s voice says, “I’ll be here…” It hangs in the air for a moment.

A woman replies, “Why…?”

“I’ll be waiting here…”

“For what?”

“I’ll be waiting… for you… so… if you come here… you will find me. I promise.”

The curtain opens to a completely black stage. A spotlight suddenly shines on the middle of the stage, where Edea stands, arms outstretched, eyes closed. Slowly, very methodically and with a strange strain, she raises her arms, drawing a sort of circle with them, the left hand clockwise, the right counterclockwise until her arms cross over her chest. She pauses, and then with the same effortful kind of movement, sends her arms down and back. She now stands still and prone facing the audience with her palms open. She opens her eyes.

She begins to speak slowly and intentionally but with little affect. “This is a tale of fated children, of a succession of witches, of time, and space, and memories... It is even a tale of love.

“Time is a line. We proceed from the past, into the present, and then into the future. There is no pausing, there is no opportunity to alter what we have done. And yet… A clock is circular. A time comes once, and then it comes again, and again. We are all trapped in the same loop, destined to repeat the past, into the present, and once more in the future.

"But time, it does not wait… It slips away from you…”

Edea’s expression becomes distant, as though she is looking far past the audience. In a more demanding voice, she calls:

“Wake from your sleep, my children! The childhood years are gone… Wake from your sleep, fated children! Your rest is gone.

“Arise! Search! Discover the true Garden! The garden of vernal truth… Fiery truth. Burn the evil of the world! Fiery truth. Light the darkness of the world!

“Prevail, children… In the fated days.”

As she recites this, “Liberi Fatali” begins to play, softly at first but becomes louder. The lights slowly come up toward the end of the monologue, to reveal two men sword-fighting behind her. The set is rocky terrain, and the screen at the back of the stage displays a stormy sky. Edea descends on a platform below the stage.

The battle is finally in full focus at [1:30] of Liberi Fatali. Squall pulls his gunblade out of the ground and rushes toward Seifer, who is smirking cockily and holding his own gunblade aloft at this opponent. Squall slashes aggressively but Seifer meets his blade and laughs. He toys with Squall for a moment before pushing him back. Squall stumbles. The men circle each and take a few steps back.

Now Seifer rushes forward, smiling as he does so, appearing arrogant. Squall runs forward with the intention of meeting Seifer’s blade. Seifer skids to a stop and turns away. He whips back around quickly and uses the momentum to land a powerful blow against Squall’s blade. Their swords cross overhead.

In sync, these fighters, who have clearly faced each other before, lurch forward, causing their blades to chafe and spark. As though it is all a dance, they circle around each other and their crossed swords, ultimately switching places on the stage. Squall tries to land a blow, but Seifer quickly twirls away to dodge. Squall swings again and Seifer parries. Seifer moves quickly around Squall, causing Squall to miss again, swinging over Seifer’s head. When Squall turns back to look at Seifer, Seifer is crouched down, his sword behind him, and an outstretched hand beckoning Squall forward. He has a smug smile on his face.

The men reengage and trade blows, each blocking or dodging in turn. Squall finally manages to angle a downward blow over Seifer’s head. Seifer meets Squall’s gunblade with the side off his own, but Squall has the advantage for a moment. Seifer sneers and pushes Squall back again and the duo continues their vicious duel. They seem evenly matched.

Squall, who had been silent, stoic, and deep in concentration during the battle so far, starts to go berserk. His careful movements are now explosive and with each slash he cries out in fury. Seifer is not expecting this. He manages to block Squall, but this flurry of hits leaves Seifer frustrated.

The now exasperated Seifer yells, “Enough!” He slashes widely but Squall jumps back. Once he has his footing, Squall swings his blade in his hand to position it, so it is dragging behind him. He runs forward with his left palm outstretched.

Seifer laughs again and lifts his own left palm. The screen on the back of the stage lights up to illustrate that Seifer is shooting fire out of his hand. When the animated fire reaches Squall, he is knocked backward.

Squall, surprised by the sudden use of magic, struggles to regain his composure and stand. Seifer looks down at his training partner and smiles wickedly as he lifts his blade. Squall has a look of terror as Seifer, a wild man at this moment, uses the tip of his gunblade to tear the flesh of Squall’s face. Squall screams and blood pours from the wound.

It only takes a few seconds for Squall to react. He roars as he stands and plants his left foot. The music swells as he uses both arms to drag the tip of his blade across the ground in an arc, that eventually meets with Seifer’s face. The men now have wounds that exactly mirror each other’s.

The music cuts as the lights on stage suddenly go out. It is silent and dark for a few beats until there is the sound of a single note on a piano. The screen fades in displaying the Final Fantasy VIII logo.