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    [ Craig Tucker: (sigh) Alright... Let's get this over with... Following two idiots with more baggage than the lost-and-found in the Denver airport, navigate their quarter-life-crisis. Stan Marsh (Functional adult impersonator), returned to good ol' South Park, Colorado after ten-long-years of living in Upstate New York with his... now ex-wife. With no help from Wendy (the... the ex-wife); he works hard on raising his little girl, Eli. On the other side of town, ...in a small trailer... Is where Kyle Broflovski... 'lived?' With Kyle carrying around the weight of his past like he’s trying to earn a merit badge in guilt, it didn't take too long for the two to reunite after years of separation. As winter wraps South Park in its gross, chilly arms, our heroes (a little throwback to our Superhero Days) find themselves wrestling with the age-old dilemmas of adulthood—like how to not drown in a sea of booze, what to do when your ex-wife decides to play musical chairs with your heart (and your kid), and just how many apology beers it takes to make up for being a monumental fuck-up. It's up to you if you want to read about all this drama; personally I hate drama. But, my husband is in this story so, give him some support. ]

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