Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

• Yes, Continue
• No, Go Back

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

1. The grid kids and the terrible, horrible, dreadful adventures of Sebastian Vettel by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen, M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Sebastian Vettel/Mark Webber
   • Lewis Hamilton/Sebastian Vettel
   • Jenson Button/Sebastian Vettel
   • Sebastian Vettel/Other(s)
   • Sebastian Vettel/Everyone
   • Some relationships are not tagged for suspens
   • No seb/younger drivers though
   • Lando Norris
   • Sebastian Vettel
   • Mark Webber
   • Charles Leclerc
   • Lewis Hamilton (Formula 1 RPF)
   • Alexander Albon
   • George Russell (Formula 1 RPF)
   • Carlos Sainz Jr
   • Fernando Alonso (Formula 1 RPF)
   • Jenson Button
   • Daniel Ricciardo
   • Nico Rosberg
   • Others but I don’t remember
   • Oscar Piastri
   • Mick Schumacher
   • Bets & Wagers
   • POV Outsider
   • Well sort of I guess
   • Paddock Hoe Sebastian Vettel™
   • Grid Dad Sebastian Vettel
   • yes i know the duality of man
   • Implied/Referenced Underage Sex
   • quickly tho
   • implied eating disorder
   • by that I mean Danny Ric at McLaren
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • slightly in some of the younger drivers
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Tags May Change
   • Martian Endgame
   • Set in the 2022 Season
   • Canon-Typical Behavior mentioned
   • ( mentions of sport-typical homophobia and covering up issues )
   • Slut Shaming
   • one small instance of it
   • i promise this isn’t dark it’s mostly laugh and fun I swear

   Summary

   “What did you say ?”

   “Said they were fucking. Having sex. Doing the deed.”

   “You’re fucking with me.” There’s no other way. No way on earth.

   Daniel’s stopped a bit ahead of him. He turns back towards him, looking plainly amused. Lando definitely feels like he’s being messed with.

   “I’m not man, I swear.” Daniel says, raising both hands in the air to signify his innocence. “You can ask anyone they’ll tell you the same thing. I mean, yeah it’s kind of weird, but not that surprising, right ? It’s Seb, you know how it is.”

   Lando does not. He has no damn idea how it is.

   Or

   Lando discovers that Seb slept around quite a lot in the paddock, which sends the younger drivers in a bit of a frenzy. Chaos ensue, bets are made, videos are taken, and maybe along the way they can eventually be helpful in Seb’s not-so-secret quest for his true love.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   50,165

   Chapters:

   23/23

   Collections:

   1

   Comments:

   235

   Kudos:

   606

   Bookmarks:

   97

   Hits:

   19,822