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Summary:

A list of all the notifications from the Gamer Edward series. Will hopefully be updated each time I post a new fic in the set.

This is for anyone who’s like me and enjoys reading all the specifics from things like this, but doesn’t want it to interfere with the storytelling. I will be including every system-related message and set of stats that I come up with in my notes, even if I don’t actually use them in the fic itself.

Edit: Just fyi, I’m pretty sure this fic got hit by a kudos bot the first day it was posted because it had like 12 views and 50 kudos and I was very confused until someone explained that as a possibility. So if the kudos seem disproportionate to the number of views, or to the quality of the content, that’s probably why. XD

Chapter 1: Notifications from Starting Up

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[START OF NOTIFICATIONS CHANNEL]

[Player System activating. Please hold…]

[Player System is activated]

[Welcome, Player!]

[Processing Player Data…]

[Calculating Player Level…]

[Congratulations, Player! You are Level 17!]

[Applying Relevant Stat Points…]

[Stats Updated!]

[Checking Traits…]

[Trait Applied: Descendant Of Xerxes]

[Trait Applied: Automail User]

[Trait Applied: Teenager (temporary)]

[Trait Applied: Soul Bond]

[Trait Applied: Master Alchemist (Warning: skill “Alchemy” does not appear to be available. This trait may have limited use)]

[Trait Applied: Truth-Seeker]

[Trait Applied: Big Brother]

[Trait Applied: Natural Genius]

[Trait Applied: Folk Hero]

[Trait Applied: Lactose Intolerant]

[Trait Applied: Military Connections]

[Trait Applied: Orphan]

[Applying Relevant Trait Stat Upgrades…]

[Stats Updated!]

[Checking Player Status…]

[Status Detected: New Player]

[Status Detected: Alchemized Gate (permanent)]

[Warning: New Players must complete the starting quest “Tutorial” to unlock some key features. Please complete this quest as soon as possible.]

[Loading Skill Trees…]

[Skill Trees Loaded!]

[Skill Tree: Practical Alchemy is locked due to Status Effect: Alchemized Gate]

[Skill Tree: Practical Alkahestry is locked due to Status Effect: Alchemized Gate]

[Loading System Features…]

[Feature: “Chat” is locked due to Status Effect: New Player]

[Feature: “Party” is locked due to Status Effect: New Player]

[Feature: “Inventory” is now available. Use may be limited due to Status Effect: New Player]

[Feature: “Skill Trees” is locked due to Status Effect: New Player]

[Feature: “Skill Creation” is now available. Use may be limited due to Status Effect: New Player]

[Feature: “Settings” is now available]

[Loading Background Music]

[No Available Background Music]

[Feature: “Shop” is not available due to Status Effect: New Player]

[Feature: “Player Journal” is now available. Use may be limited due to Status Effect: New Player]

[Feature: “Stats” is now available. Use may be limited due to Status Effect: New Player]

[Feature: “Help” is now available]

[Feature: “System Upgrades” is now available]

[Searching For Upgrades…]

[System is currently fully upgraded. But sure to check back periodically for available updates!]

[Collecting World Data…]

[Processing World Data…]

[Pending…]

[Pending…]

[Warning: Not enough information available to process all World Data]

[Creating feature to compensate…]

[World Data will now be processed location-by-location]

[Processing Local World Data…]

[Processing Complete!]

[Feature: “World Data” is now available. Use may be limited due to Status Effect: New Player]

[Feature: “Quests” is now available. Use may be limited due to Status Effect: New Player]

[You have (3) active quests! See Quest Log for details.]

[Feature: “Misc. Other” is now available. Use may be limited due to Status Effect: New Player]

[All Features Loaded!]

[Troubleshooting System Data…]

[System is working within functional parameters]

[Player System is fully loaded!]

[Game is ready to start!]

[Start Game?]
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[Warning: Game will commence automatically in: (23) hours and (39) minutes]