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Some would say they had each other at 'hello', You were amused by his "Fuck Off" more than anything in this small town.
Was it wrong to repeatedly bother the town's drunk on purpose? Nah.
Is it creepy to shower him in weird gifts? Of course not! You do that to everyone!
Should you continue attempting to make conversation with him while you block his way to work? Absolutely.Once you get close enough, you can convince him to marry you for tax benefits and be yours. Two birds, one stone.
Or:
Shane is a flustered, depressed bean, and the farmer is a classy woman, flexing on him and subtly seducing him with her charms~
I think the weak ass horny bitch arc is overrated. Stop being a clingy, stuttering, damsel in distress. So why not switch it up? This man ain't gonna know what tf he got himself into. ',:)