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Doing My Part, However Seen Fit by Anonymous
Fandoms: Helldivers (Video Game), Helldivers 2
02 Apr 2024
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Summary
Super Earth can never have enough brave individuals pledging themselves to the drop pods to fight against tyranny on the front lines! But becoming a Helldiver takes a level of physical capability few people have. Luckily, our eggheads might have just cooked up a solution!
We've got a handful of exemplary Helldivers for this project- but fair ladies of the home front, We! Need! You!
No need to sign up, walk to a dingy office, or call anyone! We've examined the in-depth records of women between the ages of 18-40, and if you fit the bill, we'll come to you personally to initiate you into this mandatory, non-refusable effort to save Liberty!
Side effects of this program may include but are not limited to; exhaustion, dehydration, mania, soreness, vaginal numbness, full-body numbness, dislocated pelvis,
lifespa-REDACTED, ectopic pregnancy, and falsely identifying one's self as a 'person'.
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Jessie Michaels, proud Super Earth citizen, has always wanted to be a military mechanic. The Federation flips her life upside down when she proves ideal for their C2-PERM breeding program.