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Part 1 of Conjunxs’ Food Adventures!
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2024-03-30
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2026-01-29
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Bumblebee’s Taste Test Game! Feat: Sari Sumdac

Summary:

Bumblebee, after finding out how picky of an eater Blitzwing truly is, he resolves to figure out what’s what without Blitzwing’s knowledge. Sari is in on the secret and follows along to see the triple changer’s reactions. They record it for themselves whenever they want a laugh.

Follow their adventure as they give Blitzwing a different food every day for an entire deca-cycle! (1 Month)

Notes:

1. Grammar
2. I have no idea really what I’m doing
3. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THE LIST!! Whatever I find interesting, I’ll work it in somewhere!
4. None of this is real, as far as I know! I’m just making up names of foods with different elements for flavors.0
5. This will be in a sort of science-y kinda format; This is the data pad Bumblebee makes his notes in after every item.
6. Bee’s code name is HoneyBee; Sari’s is GirlBoss. They’re both calling Blitzwing “The Subject” to sound more “scientific”
7. Sari lives with Bumblebee and Blitzwing at their shared studio whenever she visits Cybertron.
8. I found a list on Tumblr by @red-in-revolt The was a guide to the different flavors of every element in the periodic table.
9. I’m not a fan of many foods, but I’ll finish them, even if I don’t like them. I headcanon Blitzwing is much the same way considering his time in the war and the fact that fuel didn’t come often.
10. Just thought I’d take a break from writing so much and do something funny
11. Sari can transform into a Cybertronian whenever she wants. She doesn’t need to breathe like people on earth, so she doesn’t need anything special to be able to visit Cybertron.

Chapter 1: Day 1: Energon Crisps

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Day 1: Bismuth Flavored Energon Crisps

Tester: Bumblebee (Aka HoneyBee)

Testee: Blitzwing (Aka The Subject)

Assistant: Sari (Aka GirlBoss)

The subject said he’d only had these once and doesn’t remember what they tasted like, so I’m going with something kinda familiar first!

Note: He said he likes to bite things that crunch, so I’m pretty sure he’ll like these!

GirlBoss said he’s in his main studio working, so that’s where I’m headed. I have the crisps in my subspace, so hopefully they won’t be all broken up when I get there. The store was busy today.

…

GirlBoss has been keeping an eye on Blitzy. He hasn’t left once.

Just got home. GirlBoss tried a crisp and said they taste like barbecue chips (whatever those are).

Anyway, Let’s do this!

…

Subject currently on Icy.

He asks what I need; I give him the crisp bag. Subject just stares at it.

Asks me what I want him to do with them. I told him to eat one.

He says he’s too busy. I take the bag back and hold one out to him. He glares at it.

Subject rolls his optics, takes it, then sniffs it. I tell him to eat it. Subject switches to Random, snatches the whole bag and throws it all in his intake.

Verdict: He said he liked it, but he didn’t care for the flavor.

Reaction: He scrunched up his faceplates, but still swallowed it. I guess it couldn’t have been that bad.

Note to self: Subject apparently does not like Bismuth.