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Day 1: Copper Flavored Rust Sticks
Note: I’ve spoken to Shockwave recently and we somehow managed to come into a conversation about different foods back before the first war. He’d told me that copper was popular with miners and war frames for its sweet and savory flavor.
Since learning about Bumblebee’s tests with Blitzwing, that conversation popped back into my processor. Now I cannot help but wonder what Megatron likes. We haven’t spoken of his likes and dislikes of food before.
Note: I will try to keep this simple.
Note: This takes place throughout one full deca-cycle {1 earth month}
Officiate: Optimus Prime
Subject: Megatron of Kaon
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I know that Megatron takes hours in his study. He’s just entered, so I have time.
The trip to the convenience store didn’t take as long as I thought it would.
I’ve purchased the rust sticks and am heading back home now.
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I’ve selected the best out of the box and have tasted one of the broken ones before I took them out. I like them. I’m saving the broken ones for myself.
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Entering the study, Megatron is perusing his data pad shelves. He’s deep in thought.
I gain his attention.
Presenting the offering: Megatron raises an optic ridge. He accepts with a “thank you” in the form of a question.
He reads the box and makes a hum that I believe is happy.
He eats three at once. He thanks me again and offers me one. I decline, letting him know that I’d already eaten some. He shrugs and eats another few at once.
Verdict: He likes them.
Reaction: I had no idea Megatron wiggles his shoulders when he eats something he enjoys. I don’t think even he realizes it.
Note to self: Stock more copper flavored items in the kitchen.