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“I told you not to eat all that candy,” Remus said as he placed an arm around Severus.
“How should I know it would give me a stomach ache?” Severus snapped back.
“Well,” Remus began, only to be interrupted by a grumpy Severus.
“If you say that you told me so one more time, I’ll secretly drop a few drops of poison in your food,” Severus threatened.
“Fine, I won’t say it again,” Remus replied with a smirk. He didn’t think Severus would poison him, but he didn’t want to take a chance.