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It was a nice day.
There had been about seven of them so far and none of them had any percipitation. There was an angel standing on the wall of the garden of eden he was the guardian of the eastern gate and he was covering himself with his wings protecting himself from the first drops of rain. His name was Aziraphale.
There was a demon standing next to him this demon’s name was Crawly but he was thinking of changing it.
Crawley wasnt angry as far as he knew he never been angry he didnt even know really what anger was. He deserved all that he had gotten he had questioned god he deserved to fall.
Aziraphale on the other hand had been angry a lot one of his best friends had fallen for asking some simple questions. Questioning things? What was the problem? The angel felt as if hed been angry ever since The Beggining ever since Crawley fell.
“Sorry what was it you were saying Aziraphale asked.
“That wasn’t very good.” Crawley replied he had been told to tempt the two humans that lived in Eden he didn’t like it but it was what must be done.
“One could say it went down like a lead balloon.” Aziraphale said
“Yes, I suppose so.” Crawley responded “Where did that sword of yours go?”
“Uhm… what sword?” Aziraphale blushed.
“Oh I was sure you had a sword flamed like anything” Crawley said looking at Aziraphale’s hands as if it would just suddenly appear in them.
“… Igaveitaway..” Azirahpale said quietly
“Pardon?” Crawley asked not hearing much of what the angel said.
“I gave it away,” Aziraphale looked even more flustered than before. “Adam and Eve needed a way to protect themselves with all of those animals and whatnot.”
“That was very kind of you Aziraphale.” Crawley smiled at him and his heavenly counterpart looked like a tomato and he tried to hide himself with his wings because of his embarrassment. Crawley decided to cover the angel with his wings so he didn’t get wet.
It was going to be a long night.