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It was a miserable day,
There had been about seven of them so far, and yhis was the one where it had started to storm. It was dark and cold. There were two humans in the garden of Eden.
The angel of the eastern gate was sitting covering himself from the storms and lightning with his wings he looked like a ball of fluff. This angel was named Raphael.
He had just gotten a little demotion.
A snake slithered it’s way up the wall to sit next to Raphael, this snake turned into the shape of a man. His name was Ourobarows but he was thinking of changing it, it sounded… weird.
“Oh…” Raphael shot him a slightly nasty look “It’s you.”
“What? Ralph what’d I do?”
“Don’t call me “Ralph” please” The angel said, “Also you made all of this happen, you made Eve eat the apple, you ruined this.”
“WHAT?” Ourobarows looked appalled “I didn’t do anything, sure I was told to start up some trouble but… I got preoccupied,”
“What’do you mean preoccupied?”
“Uhm, I…. had a feast.”
“Oh… so this is all my fault..”
“Nonono, this isn’t your fault Adam and Eve were meant to make that choice! I guess it was in God’s plan?”
“Oh… okay,” Raphael looked at the humans. “WHERE DID THEY GET A FLAMING SWORD!?!”
“Oh uhm, that wass me” Ourobarows hissed smiling. “There are creaturess out there terrible creaturess.”
“Ooh!” Raphael looked at him with hearts in his eyes “you care about them!”
“No I don’t ssstupid angel.” Ourobarows frowned with an angry hiss “I hate the humanss”
“Mhm, sure.”
Ourobarows blushed and tried to cover it up with his wings. Raphael put his over the demon to assure he didn’t get wet. But he really didn’t need to, the sky was clearing up.
It was going to be a beautiful night.