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1. Do not remove this list from this room.
1a. The bin does not count as this room.
1b. Neither does the ceiling. I don't know who did this but I will find out and you will be on crèche duty for a month.
2. This is a Jedi-only shared space, senators are not Jedi.
2a. Neither are clones.
3. Knives are not to be used in place of lightsabers.
3a. If you must use a knife in the case of self defence, please wash it before returning it to the draw.
4. Do not use knives to fight against lightsabers. It does not work and the budget does not allow for this many knives to be brought without questions.
5. Do not use lightsabers as a knife.
6. Do not use lightsabers as toasters. It will not work and we can not afford to waste this much bread.
7. The next person to swap knives and lightsabers in anyway is cleaning this kitchen for the rest of the year with no assistance.
7a. Padawan Tano you did this to yourself.
7b. Knight Skywalker, I don't care that your Padawan did it first, you can join her on cleaning duty.
8. Do not play any instruments after 23 parts of a cycle or start before 5 parts of a cycle.
8a. This includes recordings of instruments.
8b. That does not mean you can sing from 23 parts to 5 parts. How did you even manage to keep going for so long?
9. All questions on this list are rhetorical. I do not want to know.
10. Do not teach the younglings to curse.
10a. That does not mean teach them to curse in Huttese, Knight Skywalker
10b. Or Kel Dor, Master Koon.
11. Do not teach the younglings, or anyone for that matter, to curse in any language.
11a. Knight Skywalker, I don't know what language that was and I don't care that its not written or offical. Don't teach the younglings to swear.
12. Although the Jedi order is inclusive of all, including any and all dietary requirements and traditions, we ask you to please label all food in the cupboards and fridge.
12a. That does not mean label them in a language no one else can understand.
12b. Also label the liquids.
13. All crushed-insect flour is now banned from this area. Please keep it in your personal dorms.
13a. Yes, this includes bone-flour, and any other animal based flour
14. A reminder that no, clones are not allowed in private Jedi areas.
15. I don't know who put it there, and I don't want to know. Please removed the stuffed tooka from the counter, It's scaring the younglings.
16. Please remove all stuffed animals from the common areas.
16a. Whoever is making them, I will happily sign you up for craft classes if it means you'll stop making eyes that stare into my soul more than a sith's would.
17. Knight Skywalker, I don't care what they're paying you, I'll double it. Stop advertising for pro-droid companies in the middle of battle.
18. Padawan Tano, please do not copy your Master.
19. Do not drag the clones into any of your shenanigans.
19a. Even if they want to.
19b. You can stop them, you are their superior officers.
19c. If they refuse to listen and are at risk of injury, contact your local medic.
20. Explaining a plan is a good thing, explaining why a plan is not a bad one is quite another and should not go on for more than thirty seconds.
20a. If it exceeds thirty seconds, do not do it with out clearance from a higher ranking officer. Even if you have to go to the Chancellor himself.