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July 1, 2024
@pipes_mclean ✔️:
honestly it’s homophobic that Leo and Jason finally have the balls to kiss in front of us but it’s the day pride month ends
@boyonfire: just for u bbygirl
@verified_furry: they would have matching profile pictures
@boyonfire: r u being homophobic?
@verified_furry: just for u bbygirl
@lightningboy: bullied on my birthday?
@pipes_mclean ✔️: sorry i’ll come back tomorrow
July 2, 2024
@pipes_mclean ✔️:
Leo and jason are homophobic pass it on
July 3, 2024
@rugbydays:
my friend just told me that her bf said she was prettier than Aphrodite and she just accepted it as truth ??? waiting for her funeral tbh
@loverofcheese: damn she’s a goner isn’t she
@rudbyfays: i’ve already planned her funeral
July 4, 2024
@pipes_mclean ✔️:
I refuse to wish the U.S. a happy birthday because I’m Cherokee and Greek, but these @prince_perseus themed fireworks are pretty cool, ngl. Shoutout @boyonfire for his inventions
@haileyanna333: is that percy beating up ares?
@prince_perseus ✔️: dam right it is! @ares, see that?
The seven plus eleven (fuck math) :
Frank: and when my father shows up at camp to kick your ass, then what percy?
Percy: I WISH HE WOULD, HE CAN TRY
Leo: and when did frank start loving his dad like that 🙄
Jason: there’s a rumbling on the horizon, 5 drachmas that it’s ares ready to challenge percy to combat
Piper: you’re on.
July 7, 2024
@wishingforrenee
me omw to planned parenthood after finding out that the gods don’t pay one iota of child support
@grilledcheesus: girl why’d you let them knock you up anyways
@wishingforrenee: dude his magic dick blasted through the condom and birth control, I have college debt this is insanity
@laceyloveslemon: they’re immortal deities and they can’t afford to send $1000 every month 😭 what has the world come to
@wishingforrenee: real, @prince_perseus, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THIS
@prince_perseus ✔️: give me a few weeks I gotchu
July 8, 2024
@theguardian ✔️:
New study shows that many Americans, while praying to Greek deities, feel discontent with the godly powers that be
@purpleplanetpizza: honestly, it makes sense because how are they all powerful but can’t end climate change
@peetamellarkhasmyheart: yall need to brush up on your myths s2gs, before we all end up cursed or something
July 10, 2024
@frenchfriedpussy:
you guys I swear to god I was on tinder and saw a profile for zeus 💀 what are you doing on here bro
@frenchfriedpussy: I did it I swiped right please pray for me (I did it for the plot)
@ashley_rizzdale: GIRL I —
@frenchfriedpussy: for the PLOT
@frenchfriedpussy: for those wondering, yes, I went on the date, yes it was the Greek god zeus (king of the skies) … no I will not be explaining any further
@briannap333: girl and what about when hera comes down to beat you up
@frenchfriedpussy: pray for me 😭
July 12, 2024
@popcrave:
New instagram post from Taylor Swift shows her and Olympian pop star flying in his sun chariot.
@notaswiftie: @Apollo might be single handedly saving the planet, forcing Taylor swift’s carbon emissions down to normal by flying her in the sun chariot
@prince_perseus ✔️:
It’s my fianceé’s birthday! She’s beautiful, talented, an insanely good architect, and probably the only person who’s holding the world together! Everybody wish her a happy birthday!!! @annabethchase
@pipes_mclean ✔️: and because it’s her birthday i won’t even try to steal her away ❤️
@prince_perseus ✔️: in case you’re wondering about our birthday plans, i took her down to atlantis to tour all the classical architecture, many styles which were lost on the surface centuries ago, before we had a picnic in a small underwater park
@percabethlover4ever: what kind of romantic perfection is this
@zorasparty: this is so cute 😭😭 i’ll be trying to drown myself now thanks 😭😭
July 13, 2024
@Ares ✔️:
While I love warfare, the genocide in Palestine is not a real war, but an extermination. From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
@prince_perseus ✔️: extremely rare ares W ???
@pipes_mclean ✔️: maybe my mom does have good taste in men ???
July 14, 2024
@flowerpotts:
and if you see me fucking a swan, mind your own business
@__memorisssa: girl you didn’t
@flowerpotts: maybe …
@stateofgracie: babe read a myth I swear 😭 that child is destined for pain
@flowerpotts: you would do it too if you saw his dick
@stateofgracie: no the fuck I wouldn’t
@prince_perseus ✔️: incoming new sibling for Jason
@prince_perseus ✔️:
Probably shouldn’t say this but please read any myth about Greek heroes before deciding to get involved (romantically, sexually) with the gods I’m begging you it isn’t worth it
@ophelias__love: what about hercules?
@sophia57933: girl have you read the myths of heracles? he seemed like an asshole just a bit AND hera cursed him for no god(s)damn reason
@prince_perseus ✔️: [qt retweet] can confirm Heracles is a dick and won’t answer me no matter how much I challenge him to a duel
@beatricethis: so Hercules (Disney’s version) isn’t accurate rip
@prince_perseus ✔️: it makes HADES the bad guy, my favorite uncle 😭but I won’t say I’m in love is a bop
@stollmyheart: that was the first 4 years of Percy and Annabeth’s relationship that’s why he loves it
@prince_perseus ✔️: inaccurate
July 15, 2024
@jakeyboo:
nah zeus will really put his dick anywhere because why are there so many tweets about people getting dicked down by him
@diana.reeves: what would Ancient Greece be like if those mortal women had social media? not too different, just complaining about zeus everywhere
@edgarsraven: if i ever see him around i’m diving into the ocean IMMEDIATELY like poseidon help me
@justinesmean: is he gonna help 😭
@nytimes ✔️:
From Republican National Convention: Governor DeSantis advocates for military violence against Olympus.
@everthereacher: does no one remember the mike johnson incident except for me?
@usualteapots: i hope not let them get struck
@lightningboy: @boyonfire you’re very close
@boyonfire: yet so far :’(
@seaweedbrain: leo you’re on my list
@OracleRachel ✔️: we may be able to clear out the racists one by one if they keep this up 🤫
The seven plus eleven (fuck math):
Piper: rachel if you’re serious i will jump for joy
Grover: i might be able to save the earth after all
Leo: my plan to make percy president is looking better everyday
Rachel: i’ll never tell
July 16, 2024
@prince_perseus ✔️:
Yes I’m the person to call if you want to turn someone to stone. I have Medusa’s head and it won’t be my first or last time using it.
@annabethchase ✔️: WRONG ACCOUNT
@seaweedbrain: FUCK IT ACTUALLY WAS MY MAIN
@boyonfire: fbi this one right here
@seaweedbrain: shut the fuck up!!!!
@prince_perseus ✔️: … for legal reasons this was a joke.
@hamilfamil: sure we believe you
@percysgraystreak: i support percy’s rights, and more importantly, his wrongs
@praetor_levesque ✔️: now who decided percy could have stan accounts
The seven plus eleven (fuck math):
Leo: who taught hazel about stan culture
Hazel: i’m 95 i’m not dead
Leo: …
Hazel: anymore
Rachel: that was a captain america reference don’t think you’re slick
Percy: ah, young padawan
Piper: i’m surrounded by geeks
July 17, 2024
@nytimes ✔️:
BREAKING NEWS: Protesters have gathered outside the Empire State Building demanding retribution for the acts of violence the Olympians have caused. Check here for the live video stream of the crowd.
The seven plus eleven (fuck math)
Leo: so …
Piper: soooo
Annabeth: this might be a disaster and/or a massacre waiting to happen
Hazel: things aren’t looking too good on the west coast either
Jason: Percy???? word on the street is Zeus is looking for you he wants you to do something
Leo: did this gayboy just say “word on the street” with a straight face
Piper: definitely not a straight face amiright
Annabeth: is now the time ??
Percy: uh oh 😬
@prince_perseus ✔️:
while I’m not disagreeing that the Olympians definitely suck, protesting can get dangerous. Please be aware and don’t let yourself get smited!
@flaminghotcheetos: are you telling us to stop?
@prince_perseus ✔️: no I understand protests, I’m a New Yorker at heart but I’m telling you to be safe
@flaminghotcheetos: Perseus Jackson says it’s ok to surround the Empire State Building confirmed
@prince_perseus ✔️: WAIT
the seven plus eleven (fuck math)
Percy: uh oh
Annabeth: WHAT DID YOU DO
Piper: yeahhh stick it to the man Percy
Frank: someone get him on a boat to Alaska asap
@prince_perseus ✔️:
look I hate Zeus as much as the next person. Do I think he needs to be taken down a notch? Absolutely (and Hera and Athena and ares too) but you all should do what I do and pray to someone else for their downfall and hope it works (:
the seven plus eleven (fuck math)
Rachel: rip to Percy Jackson. he was great, a two-time hero of Olympus, former praetor, bearer of the sky. how did he die you ask? mouthing off on twitter
Rachel: this is a joke btw I have seen nothing about his fate
Hazel: thanks for the clarification
Annabeth: Percy, come here.
Percy: no I’m scared don’t make me
Leo: oooo period at the end you know she’s serious
Jason: this is not what my father meant btw
Frank: fuck Alaska just send this dude underwater and hope for the best
Poseidon: Perseus Jackson.
Leo: o.O
Piper: SCRAM
the seven plus eleven (fuck math) has been deleted
@ares ✔️:
Listen up mortal punks. Either move from Olympus or I’ll stomp on all of you killing each of you with great pleasure and making sure you end up in the fields of punishment.
@taralovestaro: @prince_perseus you gonna let ares talk to some mortals like that or are you going to kick his ass like you did when you were 12
@ares ✔️: HE GOT LUCKY
@seaweedbrain has created maybe kronos was right:
Annabeth: WHOA TOO FAR
Nico: I get it.
Hazel has changed group name to daddy/mommy issues (the musical):
Leo: Hazel coming out as a secret theatre kid was not on my bingo card
Piper: wait I got it
Piper has changed group name to Percy’s not my type:
Leo: perfect
Jason: maybe inaccurate but I’ll accept
Percy: what did I do to deserve this
Annabeth: idk stand there and look pretty
Percy: this contradicts the very gc name
Piper: besides you’re the one who let your dad in I know it
Percy: HUH Frank is also a descendant it’s his fault
Hazel: GET MY MAN’S NAME OUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH
Leo: Rachel, whats the verdict?
Rachel: Will left his phone out at camp and Apollo broke in
Piper: we have our culprit
Leo: off with his head!
Nico: I’ll kill you all where you stand
@prince_perseus ✔️:
Emergency meeting on mt. olympus. everyone’s stressed (including me) and apparently i’m in trouble (deserved probably)
@prince_perseus ✔️: and if i die because my words have been misconstrued ,,, well i won’t haunt anyone because i’ll be chilling in elysium but i’ll be very disappointed
@annabethchase: don’t worry i’ll haunt them for you (while alive)
@prince_perseus ✔️:
I told them not to kill the mortals and maybe listen to some of your demands. Zeus looks like he wants to strike me down with lightning but i don’t think dad will let him (thanks poseidon). Anyways, i’m advocating for protester rights its not 1200 BCE anymore
@prince_perseus ✔️: i support fighting back against tools of oppression (just please don’t get killed while doing it)
Percy’s not my type:
Percy: problem averted?
Annabeth: you got lucky!
Percy: my entire life resolves around luck tbh
Leo: everyday i wonder how you’re still alive.
Hazel: i think we all do
Nico: I’ve been trapped in the underworld because of you percy keep one eye open
July 18, 2024
@nytimes ✔️:
12 protesters injured by divine attacks after demonstration against Greek deities.
@prince_perseus ✔️: Shame on Zeus for not being able to take any criticism (he needs to be humbled) And to all of the wonderful protesters, I have heard your concerns and will take them to the appropriate authorities (the few gods that still like me)
@Poseidon ✔️: you are on thin ice.
July 19, 2024
@seaweedbrain:
a mortal recognized me and tried to kill me for being “satan’s spawn” which is crazy because my dad’s the god of the sea not of the underworld
@seaweedbrain: it should’ve been @ghostking frfr
@will.i.am.solace: step back
@prince_perseus ✔️:
look idc that you don’t like me, I gotta get to work before Zeus tries to kill me for existing again
@frenchtoastdefender: there’s a story here i know it
@percysgraystreak: who tried to hurt percy? Leave me waterboy alone
July 20, 2024
@seaweedbrain:
need help with the list of deities I want to fight before I die
- ares 2. Athena 3. Eros 4. Zeus 5. Hera
like should I add anyone else? maybe take it up to 10
@annabethchase ✔️: perfect and valid no notes
@boyonfire: and I fully believe you could win against all of them 💙
July 22, 2024
@apollo:
Controversial but wonka > mean girls the musical
@OracleRachel ✔️: tweets like this are the reason you’re not verified
@apollo: even my oracle’s against me
@OracleRachel ✔️: 😎
@reneerapp ✔️: take the back right now
@rubyyy323: and if I said that I think Apollo’s the reason Timothee chalamet spread chlamydia to everyone at nyu then what
@victoriapanels: SCREECHING
@victoriapanels: thoughts @Apollo?
@apollo: lies and slander
@OracleRachel ✔️: it’s true, i was the chlamydia
July 24, 2024
@dorisdanielle:
Catholic guilt has no effect on me now that i know that zeus is walking around. he’s a lot scarier than the father, the son, and the holy spirit
@bucketandamop: at least jesus is forgiving, i’ve never read about a single greek deity forgiving anyone
July 26, 2024
@prince_perseus ✔️:
I want to say that i’m grateful that Zeus didn’t shoot this plane out of the air because I was on it, but honestly he shouldn’t be doing that anyway 🙄. Happy 2024 Summer Olympics from Paris!
@springheartache: wait does zeus usually blow planes out of the sky if you’re in them
@prince_persues ✔️: I’ve only ever flown once before this and he made sure there was extra turbulence but that’s the general idea
@cheer.ios: never fly with percy jackson i have now learned
@pipes_mclean ✔️: WOOOO USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@boyonfire: extremely rare sight in the wild: piper enthusiastic about these united states
@pipes_mclean ✔️: i love the olympics shut up, i’m simone biles’s biggest fan
@lightningboy: you would be
@OracleRachel ✔️:
I’m selling my 2024 Olympics predictions in case anyone wants to bet on the games and come out on top.
@OracleRachel ✔️: my account has been open for tips
@boyonfire: aren’t you a billionaire?
@OracleRachel ✔️: allegedly
@pipes_mclean ✔️: if i venmo you will it count more than twitter tips
@OracleRachel ✔️: from you, of course
@josephplotts: your tips aren’t open please fix
@josephplotts: fix asap
@josephplotts: oracle please figure it out
@OracleRachel ✔️: apparently i have to announce that this was in fact a joke. I am the (reluctant) daughter of a billionaire don’t send me money
July 27, 2024
@praetor_levesque ✔️:
i got a picture with @simone_biles and i’m freaking out she’s so cool (and i’m taller than her which is even cooler)
@simone_biles ✔️: you’re just as cool queen ❤️
@gertrudeandsons: this is black girl magic btw
July 28, 2024:
@CNN ✔️:
Greek Demigods seen arriving in style at the Paris Olympics as judges question if they have an effect on the competition
@annabethchase ✔️: no effect, we just like watching mortal athletes
@heatherlillian: don’t believe you 🙄
@annabethchase ✔️: I don’t care what you believe.
@prince_perseus ✔️: that’s my fiancé!
July 29, 2024
@Olympics ✔️:
Welcome @Hermes (patron deity of athletics) to the 2024 Summer Olympics!
@stollmyheart: ew put some clothes on dad
@prince_persues ✔️: MY EYES
@crowdedparty: he could absolutely **** and **** this ***
@shakingtowers: please i can’t believe i live in this society
July 31, 2024
@Hermes ✔️:
I haven’t had this many prayers from Olympic athletes since the original games. Keep them coming and I may actually listen.
@stollmyheart: i’m praying for you to stop having kids because the cabin is out of room and half of them sleep on the floor but ig you can go party in paris
@prince_persues ✔️: do you want me to beat him up for you? Because i will.
@stollmyheart: i’ll sleep on it
@Apollo: i pray that you’ll return my elvis presley guitar so i don’t have to heat up your ichor until you beg for mercy
@will.i.am.solace: damn, harsh
@mirroredlove: there’s no way this isn’t against the rules
August 1, 2024
@NBC ✔️:
Controversy sparks around the 2024 Summer Olympics as U.S. archers caught praying to the god @Apollo for guidance and support while @Hermes demands new prayers from all athletes
@lucky.jacks: wow so people can’t pray anymore why is this controversial
@comeswithaprice: everyone can pray to their monotheistic gods willy nilly but as soon as its someone whose hellenic pagan there's a problem
@tiptoesingaway: the olympics literally started in Ancient Greece pls
@Apollo:
(this is a forced statement i’d rather let things stand still) just because people pray to me doesn’t mean i grant their prayers. I’m busy writing poetry and changing the course of music on a daily basis
@jiminlovescheese: maybe you should work harder on changing the course of music 😌
@stateofgracie: angering apollo on main is CRAZY, has no one read the iliad ???
@apollo: mortals today should be grateful I’ve changed for the better
August 3, 2024
@percysgraystreak:
The way i would pay money to see @prince_perseus participate in olympic fencing, i think he would win
@prince_persues ✔️: i definitely wouldn’t (too many rules) but thanks for the support
@percysgraystreak: omg you responded 🥰
@plantedpizza: FENCING and not swimming is crazy tbh
August 11, 2024
@_emelieee02:
Now how many american olympic gold medalists are demigods because there is no way that they win this much without godly intervention
@pipes_mclean ✔️: don’t hate us bc you ain’t us 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@mcleanonmeplease: PIPER POWER
August 13, 2024
@washingtonpost ✔️:
Amid divine controversy surrounding the 2024 Olympics, International Olympic Committee to reconsider rules concerning deities and demigods.
@lightningboy: @boyonfire check it out!!!
@boyonfire: another day another bingo check!
@boyonfire: but this may not be fair
@OracleRachel ✔️: for $100 i’ll tell you which archers are children of @Apollo
August 16, 2024
@frenchfriedpussy:
It’s official, zeus knocked me up, send thoughts and prayers (none of which to hera)
@frenchfriedpussy: i’m going to get an abortion don’t even worry about it thank the gods i live in new york
@stateofgracie: praying to artemis for you girlie 🤍
Percy’s not my type:
Percy: do you guys remember when zeus swore on the river styx not to have kids
Piper: we’re back to biblically accurate zeus
Nico: everyone’s least favorite uncle is at it again
Percy: real 🙏
Jason: I’m too pious to be a part of this conversation
Percy: Leo you’re supposed to be corrupting him try harder
August 18, 2024
@prince_perseus ✔️:
My father wanted me to have an underwater birthday gala with sea royalty (i said no) instead I hosted a surface-level charity gala for my charity Ancient Oceans, where we ended up raising $250,000 to go towards cleaning the oceans! Thanks to everyone who supported us!
@Poseidon ✔️: Proud of my son, even if he should be greeting nobility.
@prince_perseus ✔️: hard pass
@percabethlover4ever:
It’s @prince_persues birthday, but more importantly, its the percabeth anniversary! I wrote a fic on ao3 🤭
Percy’s not my type:
Rachel: YO HAVE YOU SEEN THAT PERCY/ANNABETH FANFICTION
Grover: its a 100% accurate representation of them
Percy: my inner monologue is NOT that annabeth focused
Nico: why are you lying
Hazel: absolute fibs coming from his mouth
Leo: you know its bad when nico has to correct him, he never says anything
Nico: 🔪
August 19, 2024
@nytimes ✔️:
Vice President Kamala Harris rallies at Democratic National Convention, calling for better relations between Olympus and U.S., advocates for Greek mythology education in schools.
@godsaveamerica: dumb fuckass
@godsaveamerica: violation of first amendment rights
@OracleRachel ✔️: November 27, 2024
@godsaveamerica: you already tried that on me didn’t work
@OracleRachel ✔️: … or did it?
Percy’s not my type:
Piper: how do you keep doing that rachel
Leo: my hero
Rachel: they should all fear me
August 21, 2024
@traderjoethispussy:
Wait wait wait, so is my favorite smutty romance book written under a pen name by sally jackson about her getting dicked down by poseidon himself!!!
@plushypiratepaige: wait that book eats so hard!
@traderjoethispussy: she had me laughing, crying, and breathing heavily in the same chapter. A genius i tell you.
@OracleRachel ✔️: mama jackson had me scandalized in my temple with her book
@prince_perseus ✔️: you read it????
@OracleRachel ✔️: i want to know everything about your conception
@pipes_mclean ✔️: we did a buddy read and giggled the entire time apparently your dad has moves
@poseidon ✔️: It was a perfectly accurate retelling of our encounters
@prince_perseus ✔️: this is disgusting
Percy’s not my type:
Percy: did everyone read the book about my conception? I’m not mad, i just want to know
Leo: we want to support your mom don’t blame us
Piper: your dad’s got moves
Percy: 😡 ew!!!
Hazel: you said you wouldn’t be mad!
Percy: I lied!
Percy: Hazel not you too!?
Grover: i should mention that me and annabeth read it while you were in atlantis for 2 weeks
Annabeth: YOU WERE SWORN TO SECRECY!
Grover: we have a bond i can’t help it
Annabeth: listen here goat boy
August 23, 2024
@percabethlover4ever:
Check out my Percy + Annabeth fan art! They’re my favorite real life couple!
@prince_perseus ✔️: wow! My fiance’s so pretty ESPECIALLY in art form!
August 26, 2024
@harrysnipples:
I’ve been praying to @apollo everyday for one direction to be reunited and he just won’t listen to me rip 😭
@larrysreunite: everyone but liam pls i beg you @Apollo
@Apollo: wish i could but even i cannot solve the gap between them 😪 too vast
@Apollo: my next album will be one direction inspired definitely
@will.i.am: and i'm *sure* it will be just as good as take me home
@Apollo: thank you! :D
@Apollo: i have been informed that this is sarcasm >:(
August 29, 2024
@prince_perseus ✔️:
We have launched a brand new YouTube channel! First video is live now where demigods react to Disney’s Hercules! (spoiler it does not end well)
@innoutofthesepants: i knew that storm was unnatural
@prince_perseus ✔️: yes i take full responsibility for that one lol
September 1, 2024
@flavoritecrime:
I can’t believe in the year of our lord(s) 2024, we have greek gods waltzing around, and the only two contenders for president are joe biden and donald trump. AGAIN.
@treasuredjess: what happened to the good old days when gods would smite down annoying men who thought they were above holy deities
@isabellybutton: someone get artemis on them asap, because i KNOW my goddess can’t stand him
@olivebelle: is @prince_perseus still running? the people need to know
September 3, 2024
@emma20483:
Which of the greek gods is the biggest bottom and why is it dionysus?
@boyonfire: @polluxwashere thoughts?
@polluxwashere: blocked
September 5, 2024
@haveasnickers:
@boyonfire seems like he would kill at stand-up comedy
@lightningboy: and he has the trauma to back it up 😌
September 6, 2024
@princesspanty:
why won’t Hera air out all her dirty laundry on like tiktok or something? make a 35-part video series about all the weird shit her husband has done.
@johnsons4life: I don’t think 35 parts would be enough unfortunately 💀
@shadowsmart: the reesa teesa influence
September 8, 2024
@nytimes ✔️:
Four year old child shot and injured in a Greek monster accident.
@georgiehammell: for fucks same monsters can’t be harmed by mortal weapons so stop trying
@daltonblues: then what do you want us to do when we see a monster on the street
@georgiehammell: do I look like an expert? ask your representatives or call the cops
September 10, 2024
@prince_perseus ✔️:
With recent tragedies, @POTUS and I are working on tangible efforts to ensure the safety of everyone concerning the monsters walking around. Though please remember, mortal metals will NOT affect them, so don’t try to harm them.
@westleyruins: and if I see a vampire in the wilderness?
@prince_perseus ✔️: try to ignore them? they’ll lose interest eventually especially if they think you can’t see them
@frannie___90: and how does one get non-mortal metal?
@prince_perseus ✔️: be a demigod/demigod adjacent
@AnneWengen:
@prince_perseus What are God-fearing Americans supposed to do when our kids are in danger from these Greek, hellish demons and the only thing that can stop them are in the hands of heathens?
@prince_persues ✔️: I know you’re a trump loving troll but on a serious note, godly metals are insanely rare, mined from a certain location [redacted], in the hands of demigods because we die from monster attacks more and are trained to use them, unlike the rest of the country
@prince_persues ✔️: I know it’s scary, but demigods are attacked daily usually while mortals may have a few bad instances in a lifetime, hence why we’ve been trained to protect ourselves.
@__sammi234: allies of demigods stand with you prince Percy ✊
Percy’s not my type:
Piper: did you guys see the new black panther movie
Leo: it absolutely slayed queen
Jason: yes but is there a point to this
Rachel: oooh excellent and frightening point Piper
Jason: I don’t get it 😖
Piper: probably because you were raised by wolves
Piper: no prophecies about having to fight the government, right?
Rachel: this feels like an inappropriate time to make a joke so i’ll say no
Leo: anywayssss
Leo: Percy you’d tell us if there was a hot immortal god with winged ankles running around underwater right
Leo: I need him biblically 😩
Hazel: real
Jason: 😡
Percy: I’d keep him far away from you leo
September 11, 2024
@buckystears:
“Bush did 9/11 this” “It’s the government’s fault that” real question is where was zeus on 9/11 and why did he let these planes crash
@rainbowparade: this seems like an ares thing tbh, with warfare or whatever
September 14, 2024
@Ares ✔️:
@nickiminaj did you know that megan’s in my DMs asking for a blessing so she can kick your ass. Thought you’d want to know.
@nickiminaj ✔️: oh is she? @theestallion what’s good?
@prince_perseus ✔️: @ares stop starting twitter fights
@ares ✔️: shut up punk i only speak the truth.
@OracleRachel ✔️: and it was the second great battle between Percy and Ares. This time, a world ending fight.
September 15, 2024
@seaweedbrain:
My favorite part of the day is watching hephaestus catch ares and aphrodite when they’re canoodling, and ares being so mad he looks like he’s going to explode
@boyonfire: olympus tv has been GOOD recently
@pipes_mclean ✔️: can’t even allow the possibility of seeing my mom in any state of undress. They really need to update the show so that it’s more than just them
September 19, 2024
@mcleanonmeplease:
@pipes_mclean is this your ao3 account where you write fanfics about you and annabeth getting together?
@pipes_mclean ✔️ : no comment
@seaweedbrain: delete now
@pipes_mclean ✔️: no comment
Percy’s not my type:
Leo: I’m trying to find the account but its well hidden
Leo: Rachel do you have any divine wisdom
Rachel: you’re on the right track 😉
Leo: fuck yes
Percy: 🙄😪
Frank: as if you don’t have some of the best fanfiction around
Leo: why are you reading fanfiction about your uncle
Frank: pleading the fifth on that one
Hazel: you’re canadian
Frank: traitor
September 22, 2024
@marryslittlelamb:
Its the fall equinox 😭 someone give demeter back her child because i was having a hot girl summer
@loverstears: everyone pour one out for persephone, back in the underworld where i KNOW she doesn’t have as much fun
@Demeter ✔️:
So many kind wishes on such a hard day for me, mortals should keep this up.
@Hades ✔️: Thousands of years later and you’re still so dramatic about this sister. 🙄
@Demeter ✔️: For a good reason.
Percy’s not my type:
Leo: and when did hades learn to tweet
Piper: him and Demeter are just sniping at each other back and forth
Nico: I hate social media.