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Hello my name is Elijah The Elephant Man Volkov and I swear a pink elephant mask (that's how I got my name) with short scraggly blonde hair and blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell I look like jerma985 (AN: if you don't know who he is get da hell outta here!) im not related to grigory rasputin But I wish I was because he was a major fucking hottie. I'm a doctor but I'm also a prophet. I have pale white skin. I'm also a freak, I stalk a summer camp called Camp Here and There where I'm in my third year (I'm twenty-seven) I'm a creep (in case you couldn't tell) and i wear blood on my scrubs. I love Sydney Sargent and I steal all of his stuff from him. For example today I stole his framed picture of shittydiah fartin and I burnt it and then I stepped on it and then I burnt it again. I was walking outside Camp Here and There. It was raining liquid mercury so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of campers stared at me. I put my middle finger up at them.
"Hey Elijah!" Shouted a voice. It was... Joshua MacHeath!
"What's up?" I asked.
"Nothing." He said shyly.
But then, I heard Up and Adam calling me so I had to go away.
AN: IZ it good? Please tell me thanks!