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Published:
2024-04-30
Updated:
2024-08-08
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my little lovey dove sillayyyys gc (basically a sig gc but who cares) :3

Summary:

this is a group chat idk what u expect

also I might work on this like once a week or more when I’m free but uhh yeah

They chat
They’re out of character
Idc
🩷🩷

edit 6/4: hey guys I changed the name of the work so ya! The last one was a bit dumb so uhhhhh
(It used 2 be like “little losers CHAT each other” with a bunch of weird emojis so uhhhhh yeah enjoy

Notes:

Update: may 1st !!
hey y’all ima pause this fic for like maybe another 2-3 days cuz I’m tired and I got projects at school and an audition for violin which I did NOT practice for at all 😭😭😭 thank u for leaving kudos although this group chat fic didn’t have much content!! Ilysm guysss gn

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

[???] added 6+ people to the group chat

 

 

10:25 AM 

 

protag: woah what’s this 

             who are yall

             hello ????

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normal guy: shut up 

 

protag: no seriously but like who r y’all..

 

normal guy: bitch I’m yo interviewer slash boss or whatever 💀💀🙏

 

protag: no shit

 

Rody: how can I text during the 60s bruh 

 

coworker: hey sigmas

 

protag: shut up


normal guy: shut up

 

coworker: dayummmm bro that was so rude 😕😕😕😕😕😔😔😔😔

              seen by normal guy & 2 other people



 

i have no clue what to do rn but I might change the beginning tmr I’m srs tired and got state testing 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏                   

 

 

 

 

Chapter 2: all the sigmas wake up ‌‌😎😎😎

Notes:

Sowwy for ditching y’all like that 😔😔😔😔
But I’m back for tonight and will probably write this weekend

😎😎😎😎😎😎 brainrot at its finest

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2:17 PM 

Augustine: what is this bru

 

Winnie: HI AUGGIE ‌‌

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Augustine: hi winnie

 

Forcas: hey sigma alpha male rizzlers from ohio

 

angelica: what the heck

 

Forcas: aggggggggghhhuuuuuuuu

 

Angelica: shut the ur mouth 

 

Forcas: Shut the ur mouth 🗣🗣🗣🗣 we all say In unison

 

Rody: no

 

Vincent: rody get back to work lil bro or else

 

Rody: dawg what ok 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔💑

 

Augustine: gay 

 

Manon: u cant be talking augustine

 

Rody: OMG HAI MANON MY,POOKIE WOOKIE SHOOKEI 

 

Manon: hey (with the girl boss rizz)

 

 

 

 

 

Angelica: ok um bye y’all ima go now 

 

Forcas: no come back  sigma alpha 

 

Normal guy: 💑💑💑💑 it’s okay I’ll be with you fork ass

 

Forcas: WHAT TEH FYCK IS FORK ASS

 

Normal guy: Isn’t that how ur name is like pronouns 

 

Forcas: PRONOUNS ??? HOW DID U GET PRONOUNS YOU IDIOT ITS PRONOUNCE🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬

 

Normal guy: bye

 

Forcas: bruh why is everyone leaving me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

 

Normal guy: oh then do u wanna make out or something lil bro 😭🙏🙏

 

Forcas: sure

 

Normal guy: I was kidding but sure I’m down wya

 

Forcas: idk man

 

Normal guy: okay then ima find you

                    On my way! 


Coworker: okay dude what the sigma 

 

Protag: shut the hell your mouths guys I’m playing roblox arsenal 

 

Coworker: lil bro I can hear mitski playing you liar

 

protag: no I’m not a liar yu are 😠

 

coworker: what I’m not a liar 😕😕😕

 

protag: your lying right now

 

coworker: 😟😟😟😟🀔🀔🀔🀔🀔

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Normal guy: OMG STFU COWORKERRRR YPU STUPID IDIOT

 

Forcas: are you still coming

 

Normal: yeah I’m cummming

 

Coworker: WHAT

 

Protag: WHAT 

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Coworker: Can we do that protag 

 

Protag: WHAT WHAT WHAT NO WHAT BDO HWTW

 

Vincent: why is bro absolutely tweaking

 

Protag: shut up gay dracula you probably were tweaking when u found out ur little guy rody didn’t eat ur food

 

Vincent: WHAT

 

protag: WHAT we all say in unison 


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4:26 PM

Protag: gosh darn it 



Angelica: and I know no one will save me I just need someone to kiss just give me one honest kiss and I’ll be honest 

nobody  nobody nobody nobody nobodyyyyyy ooohhh nobody nobody nobody 

  I’ve been big and small big and small and big and small again and still nobody wants meeee

 

protag: emo

 

Angelica: it’s okay, wanna listen to mitski together

 

protag: really 



..?🙁

Angelica: yes 

 

protag: okay I’m coming over 😖😖😖😖😖

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 3: Melwww

Notes:

Sorry I ditched y’all like that again 😰

But um yeah I went into orchestra contest so that was great ‌‌

My dad got me the Vince plushie yayayayayyay

Chapter Text

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rody: THERES A VINCE PLUSHOE GANG ‌‌‌ 😋😋

 

vince: oh wow

 

protag: skibidi!

 

Normal guy: shut up protag with your brainrot shit

 

protag: stop swearing at me lil bro

 

Normal guy: shut up with your broke ass protag 😠

 

Normal guy changed protags server name

 

Poortag: wait what

            WHAT YHEH HELLL NAH 🙁🙁🙁

 

Coworker: haha poortag 

 

poortag: shut up cockworker

 

coworker: WHAT 

 

Poortag  was muted for 1 hour

 

10:57

 

poortag: why was I the one muted for an hour

 

Forcas: it’s okay POORTAG Just thug it out 

 

poortag: shut the hell your mouth

 

angelica: why do we say ‘shut the hell your mouth’ like every second


poortag: grrr LOSER no we DONT  !!!!!,!,

 

forcas: hey don’t talk to my bestfriend like that

 

angelica: awww why thank you 

 

forcas: shut up Angelica that’s why your a schizophrenic 

 

angelica: IM NOT A SHIZOPHNRENICSSLEK

 

forcas: okay bud

 

Augustine: Fortnite !!!!

winnie: YAY AUGGUUSTINS SUGGIE BESTFRIEND 😜😜😜

 

Vince: look at bro being in love with his bestfriend who pushed him down the stairs cuz bestfriend got trust issues

 

Augustine: OMG WHAT THE SIGAMAA YOU CANT SAY THAT

 

manon: yeah yu can’t say that to the little kids they’re children 😕😕

 

Winnie: we’re like 18 years old 🙁


*replying to manon

Vince: Idiot that’s why I killed U

 

Rody: you can’t say that Vince either

 

vince: hey rody 🀫🧏🧏

 

augustine: hahahahah look at the gay one

 

vince: no 


 

 

Augustine: what the sigma bro 😭😭😭

 

normal guy: what is this emo trash 

 

Poortag: Bros becoming into the dark side

 

coworker: hi Poortag 

 

poortag: SHUT UP RIGHT NOW THATS IT 




coworker: what the heck

 

Manon: help why are we using gifs out of the sudden

 

poortag: because the creator found out how to insert gifs just now because they are an idiot ipad kid and their computer is dead rn

 

Rody: wow


Winnie: shut up I’m tryna sleep 😕😕

 

Augustine: I’m playing Fortnite 

 

Winnie: don’t mind if I do 😌😌

 

augustine: YAYY WINNIE LETSGOOO

 

vince:

 

 

Normal guy: shut up with your stupid gifs 



Angelica: okay go to SLEEP guys 🀗🀗

 

 

 

Chapter 4: hi gang (scene where simon petrikov says it cuz it’s FUNNY!!!)

Notes:

I made this and I’m prob gonna finish it one by one cuz I am busy rn

there’s BAD BAD bad words chat

(I ASSIRR U I AM ALLOWED TO SAY IT!!)
Don’t cancel me guys

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Rody: hi gang!

 

normal guy: npc ahh

 

Rody: no 

   

normal guy: why

 

Rody: 

 

 because I’m just that skibidi 


normal guy: the heck


seen by 2+ people 



poortag: someone pls change my name it’s been days 

SOMEONE PLS

 

im gonna cry 

 

normal guy: higiihihihihihahhahaha crybaby 

 

Angelica: I’ll change it becaus I feel like it! (*ÂŽê’³`*) 

 

*idk what to put umm protag gets his name changed back ayyyyy

 

protag: OMG THANK YOU SO NUCH ANGRLICA YOUR AN ANGEL

 

Angelica: yeah uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh your welcome 🀗 

 

normal guy: f@gs


normal guy was muted for an hour

 

protag: woah there buddy

 

Angelica: OH MY GOODNESS WHAT DID HE SAY WHAT

 

coworker: are u gay 

 

protag: hmmm good question!

 

coworker: AGH not a good answer sigma 

 

Vince: we definitely are all gay I assure u

 


coworker: I’m not definitely 

 

manon: are u sure 

 

protag: I think he’s gay 

 

coworker: what no I’m not ..

 

protag: your are gay Gaygaygay

YELLLPPHEHELPPPP GAYSS AHHHHHHGGGG 

 

coworker: aren’t u like trans little vrooo

 

protag: don’t change the subject here 

 

Coworker: oh whatever can we play thumb wars

 

protag: yay ok!!!!! 30 minutes tho cuz hen I’ll have break 

 

coworker: OKAY SKIBIDII SUGMA 

 

(1 hour later)

 

Protag: CHAT DONT TOUCH COWORKERS HANDS

 

coworker: NOONO NONONO IT WAS A JOKE SKIBIDI I SAY ON SKIBIDI

 

Protag: HE TRICKED MEEE HHHGGGGG 

 

normal guy: what happened 

 

protag: HE FUCKIG TRICKED ME 

HE WANTED TO PLAY THUMB WARS AND HE SISS EITH GEH HAND HE FUCIIBG USESBRIBTO MASTETERUBATE AND WOULD NOT LET GO OF MMY HANDF

 

Normal guy: interesting grammar but anyways chat! 

protag: die die fuck you


Normal guy: not if I do it first 

augustine: WHATTTT THHHEEEE FUCKKKJJJ


Forcas: stop saying fuck guys 😥

 

normal guy: 😉😉

 

forcas: woah there buddy


protag:  is it bad to confess that I  heard 

a fucking intercourse last night when I was still at the office..

 

normal guy: wasn’t me ion do that.

 

protag: coworker ??

 

coworker: NO IT WASNT ME I SWEAR. 

antag: hmm I wonder

 

protag: WHAT THE SHITTERS WHEN DID U GET HERE

 

Notes:

I love my gf sooo much (lesbians for ever gang)

Chapter 5: I’m back chat 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Notes:

sorry for disappearing for a bit I had to let my T. rex take a walk and then we ate it

anyways chat I love my gf like soooooo much she gave me a bunch of gifts I love her soooooo much/srs 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗🀑🀑🀑🀑🙌🙌🙌🙌

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Antag: hey chat ^.^

 

protag: wait how’d u what wait what

 

antag: uuuhhhhhhh I don’t know 

          


           Can I have my scissors back 

 

protag: No.

 

antag: literally fuck you I hate you i wish you died in a fire 

 

protag: I kinda did before but ok..

 

antag: AGHHHHHHHHH YOUU. YOYOUYOUYOU YOOOOOUUUUU

 

protag: anyways chat how are you!

 

rody: hai people !!!!!

 

protag: wait so other me

           when did you get added ?????

antag: I have my ways =(^.^)=

 

protag: dude your so weird what the heck

 

coworker: huuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh what the sigma 

 

normal guy: literally shut up no one cares idiot 

 

coworker: I actually don’t care + fucking ant farm ATTTTACK 

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protag: STOP

 

coworker: 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

 

Coworker was muted (for however long idk)

 

normal guy: wooho party!!! ayyyyyyyy

 

Forcas: ayyyyyyyyy

 

normal guy: ibruh.

 

forcas: 


          don’t say it 

 

normal guys: haha imagine saying you have a slvtty waist and thunder thighs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

 

forcas: oh my DAYS your a weirdo

 

normal guy: nuuuuh uhhh

 

forcas: yuh huh

 

normal guy: nuh uh

 

winnie: ok guys stop

 

augustine: what Winnie said 




 

protag: why are you always online the second Winnie texts 

 

augustine: because

 

protag: 


 

augustine: 


 

augustine: because I fucking can

 

Protag: OH MY DAMMMNNNNIITTTTTTT

 

coworker: hey SKIBIDI Ohio ishowspeed rizz sigma alpha 

 

protag: FUCK.

 

normal guy: me 💑💑💑💑💑💑💑💑

 

Angelica: brotha euuuuuugghhhhhh

 

yayyyyy hatsune miku!!!!!

protag: what if I told you that I like hatsune miku more than YOU

 

Angelica: uuuuuuuuuhhhhh

 

protag: .

 

coworker: .

 

protag: literally stfu

 

coworker: STOP TELLING ME TO SHUT UP I LITERALLY DID JOTHIGN WRONG. 😂😂

 

protag: oh my DAYYYYYSSSS I’m gonna drown you one day 

 

coworker: and I’ll LIKE IT 

 

protag: 


 

coworker: 


 

manon: 


 

rody: 


 

manon: hey rody 

 

rody: HAIII 🀑

 

Vince: fucking go back to work brotha

 

normal: thats what I’m saying it’s like 8 am 😂😂😂😂

 

Winnie: literally no one cares ‘floating guy’

 

manon: oh no why is Winnie going for the dark side

 

winne: dark side 🕷🕞☠⛓🗡🐺

 

 

(this is a short chapter but I’ll prob add a TAD bit more until a new chapter 🙈🙈) 

 

 

Chapter 6: HAIIYA IM BACK :333

Summary:

Married in red characters is here because I played the game and because they’re official now (woohoo!!!) ^_^

Notes:

Sorry I was gone for so long but um I’m back because yeah

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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2+ users has been added

 

bok-su: heya! 

 

da-jeong: No.

 

bok-su: :(

 

da-jeong: :)

 

bok-su: this is like university when we texted each other like besties 🙏🙏

 

da-jeong: GIRL shut the fuck up !1!1!1!1!

 

forcas: WHO IS YALL. 


bok-su: I’m bok su

 

forcas: no shitters 😔😔😔😔😔

 

angelica: BOY STOP SWEERING

 

forcas: GIRL STOP THIS IS MY OPPORTUNITY CUZ I CANT AWEAR IN FRIKIN HEAVEN GIRLYPOP 🙁🙁🙁🙁

 

normal guy: Hang on forcas..𝓲𝓶 𝓯𝓞𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝔂 𝓞𝔀𝓷 𝓬𝓵𝓞𝓟𝓭.. here..

 

forcas: bbg get off TikTok vro that isn’t very SKIBIDI and stop saying that in our personal dms

 

Protag: oh? what do y’all even talk in ur personal dms bro like what is this crossover sigverse whateve idk

 

nornal guy: good question but I cannot answer that. 💗💗

 

protag: 


 

bok-su: that’s a bit gay

 

protag: buddy quit it new kid before I pull up Rachel’s tweet 

 

bok-su: JOKES ON TOU ILL ADMIT IT BEFKRE TOU DO

 

AROACE LESBIAN POWER RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

angelica: real

 

coworker: haiiiiiiu sigmas SKIBIDIs ‌‌

 

protag: heyaaa!!!!!!!!

 

coworker: that’s a bit gay

 

protag: bro literally shut the fuck up you ruined it 🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬


Manon: hihi

 

Vince: before u speak rody i need u to go back to work and serving those 5 customers with a short and shitty patience with one free hand

 

rody: :( aw shucks

 

winnie: aw shucks hihihihihi that’s sound silly

 

rody: am silly

 

Manon: I agree, rody!! <3

 

rody: foes this mean we can go back together and  listen to that box of music I have stored for u??? It’s ur fav

 

manon: not together but I’d gladly come ovrr

 

rody: WOOHOO ilysmmmm

 

manon: lyt ‌

 

Da-jeong: so we just watching this 😭😭😭

 

 

 

 

 

 

Notes:

Pretty short chapter but I decided to write something since a lot of sigverse gc been poppin up 😭😭😭😭😭😭 joinin the gang ☝☝☝

Chapter 7: Woah another chapter instead of waiting 1 month !!??

Notes:

Another short one :33

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4:35 pm


Vincent: I really like the rody plush that arrived in June @ilovemygirlfriend300

 

Rody: huh

         Oh

         OH you bought one ????? 

 

Vincent: yeha duh why wouldn’t I.

 

Bok-su: lol that’s a bit gay

 

Vincent: might seem pretty crazy


 

Bok-su: ://

 

myeong-hoon: heya guys

 

Da-jeong: hello hello hellooooo!!!!!!!

 

Bok-su: oh my god where did y’all come from ??????????

 

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Bok-su: BRO. I fucking hate all y’all (◞‾◟)

 

Protag: hiiiiyaa!!!!!! 

Normal guy: I wishe your plushie reached the goal:(((

 

Protag: oh? BRO WHY. I can’t trust you with anything you say that’s a bit sus

 

forcas: among us in real life, sus sus sus 

 

protag: BRO

 

normal guy (replying to protag): cuz why not 💗💗💗💞💞💞💞

 

Winnie: what’s with da hearts 😋

 

Normal guy: I’m gonna adopt winnie

 

winnie: hello????? Uhhhh

 

Augustine: excuse me what does that mean

 

Normal guy: I’m gonna adopt Winnie??? 😄😄😄😄

 

winnie: 

istg if the picture doesn’t work



Aw shucks 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁😞😞😞😞😞😞🙁☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹😕😕😕😕😕🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

 

🙁

Augustine: what was it anyway 

 

Winnie: it was me crying

 

augustine: oh?? 😭😭

 

winnie: 🙁

 

Normal guy: I got the adoption papers sorted

 

Forcas: YOU ACTUALLY ADOPTED HIM ??

 

winnie: yeah we talked about it now I’m his child 😜😜😜😜😜😜

 

Forcas: 
.

           Can I be the father

 

winnie: pls say yes normal guy 

 

normal guy: sure but because your low key fine and your pretty chill

 

forcas: SKIBIDI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Protag: oh??????

 

Manon: wowzers

 

rody: heyyysaa manonnnn!!!

 

manon: HEYA! :)

 

Coworker: someone tell protag to stop listening to this Emo shit cuz nahhh 😭😭

 

protag: ITS FUCKING MITSKI PARDON ME???

 

Coworker: chillllll bruh you always bullying me like stop being so mean like ONG grrrrzz😔😔😔

 

protag: 
what

           anyways bro stop tryna beef with me like bro 

 

coworker: bro what’s with the ‘bro’ bro like bro stop saying bro  bro what


protag: OH MY DAYS LLITERALLY DIE FIE DIE IM GONNA LITERALLY EAT TOU

 

coworker: 

Is that a request

 

protag: ITS A THREAT

 

 coworker: oooouuuhhhh nooo 😞😞😞


Forcas: this is quite the funny 

            Two sigmas fighting 💞💞

 

protag: SHUT THE HELLS UPP !!!!!!!

 

forcas: hell?? Is that intended 

 

protag: NO !!!!!!!!

 

Angelica: dang protag isn’t dealing with it today ._.

 

protag: 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

 

 

Chapter 8: school is gonna start aw shucks boooooo

Notes:

school is gonna start like next week for me and I’m getting my schedule tmr I’m gonna die.

but anywa hello I’m back guys

Also I forget what happens in the last chapter so yeah

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Angelica: how to shut down every nearby Dunkin’ Donuts so a guardian demon wouldn’t eat all the donuts in the entire world bruh

 

forcas: OH MY LORD LADY IM TELLING YOU ALL I HAVE IS FUKIN WHATEVER UPSYAIRS

 

normal guy: BOY TAKE YOURSELF AND YOUR NUN TO PRIVATE DMS IM NOT DOING THID

 

Forcas: it’s more funny forcing y’all to read this stupid

 

winnie: oh goodness my fathers are fighting 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 

 

Angelica: uuuuuhhhhhh whups 

 

ajyway y’all deal with thatb 

 

protag: ._.

 

normal guy: shut up protwink or else ill progag tou

 

protag: OH MY GOD WHAT

 

normal guy: backshots? Is a good career

 

protag: that’s a bit F̘͍͖ͫ͘r͕̝̎̊̚ẹ̿͋̒̕ā̀̓̍͘ឳ̯͍̑͊y҉̃̀̋̑

 

bok-su: why does bro have evil freaky

 

Manon: 

.heh

..:: F̘͍͖ͫ͘r͕̝̎̊̚ẹ̿͋̒̕ā̀̓̍͘ឳ̯͍̑͊y҉̃̀̋̑ :)

 

bok-su: please draw me like one of your French girls


manon: is it because I’m frnech

 

bok-su: I’ll have to think about that buddy boy 😉😉😉

 

da-jeong: it’s because she’s probably a frenchwomenkisser3000 

 

bok-su: shut up or else

 

da-jeong: OR ELSE WHAT

 

bok-su: the closet is glass girlypop

 

da-jeong: . 

ok

 

manon: your so cool edgykoreangirkboss3000 

 

bok-su: why thank you awesome sauce French girl I think i should marry you

 

rody: what’s with everyone marrying each other bro 

 

Vincent: :3

 

rody: no.

 

vincent: go fuck touself you secretly love gender

 

Augustine: I think we all love gender

 

winnie: HASHTAG I LOVE MEN too

 

Da-jeong: I have to admit I do agree we all love gender 

 

bok-su: ah HA I Caught you:

 I knew you have a sprinkle of girl kissing in you

.. *rubs and deviously slides hands together*

 

da-jeong: bro what


Protag: yeah coworker does love men

bryce cox want cox

 

Coworker: GEEEEE you always attacking me like 😔😔😔😔

Like that’s not alpha sigma of you

 

Forcas: alpha sigma SKIBIDI toilet don’t stop edging to my gyyyyaattttttttt

 

normal guy: your gytattttt

 

forcas: can’t we be skiiiiviiiiidiiiii

 

is that so hard to doooooooo
ooo

 

Da-jeong: pls how come myeong like never talks pls 

 

bok-su: 🙂

 

Cicjjcjfjewjjwwjwknfbic


protag: uh

 

manon: my wife is attacking da jeong right now don’t bother it’s fine ☺☺☺

 

Forcas: haha

 

normal guy: I love my very happy child winnie

 

coworker: does forcas whimper

 

forcas: BRO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING 

 

NORMAL GUY DO NOT ANSWE THAT WHAT THE HELL OH NO 

 

Normal guy: look for yourself 

 

Forcas: pepper yucky pepper ew

 what does that mean.

 

normal guy: it means we yeah 

 

Forcas: “Ahh 😭☝” I'm feeling devious
You're looking glamorous
Let's get mischievous
And polyamorous


bok-su: bro had one job

 

forcas: 🙂

 

protag: oh hell naw Im not listening to yall fukin again.

WITH A THIRD PERSON

 

Normal guy: boy shut the hell your mouth bro

 

bok-su: bro said bro

 

normal guy: shut yp

 

bok su: bro is telling me to shut up

 

normal guy: OK YOU ARE DONE. GET OUT.

 

Protag: help

 

Normal guy: shut up

 

bok-su: shut up

 

protag: WHY YALL ATYACKING ME FOR

 

normal guy: 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🫂🫂☝☝☝😱😱😱😱

 

protag: what the hell

 

Winnie: uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow

 

Normal guy: ok gang see you soon I have to deal with stuff

 

Forcas: 

 

coworker: 

 

normal guy: ok..

 

protag: IM LEAVING BRO

 

 

 

Notes:

lazy and yeah and uhhhhh
I’m tired and also did you know I really like normal guy and forcas