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March 7th created a group chat
March 7th added Silver Wolf, Stelle, Himeko and 6 others to the group chat
March 7th: welcome everyone!! :D
Welt: Hi March. What is this?
March 7th: a group chat!!
Silver Wolf: a chill group chat
Himeko: March. Why is there a Stellaron Hunter here?
March 7th: ahaha, don't worry, they'll all be on their best behavior~
Himeko: They...? As in plural?
March 7th: don't worry !!
Himeko: ...
Caelus: Oh. Hi lol
Dan Heng: Hello Caelus.
Caelus: Hi Dan Heng
Stelle: March how many people are in this thing
March 7th: not many, but idk why no one else is messaging... :(
March 7th: @Everyone everyone!! come chat :D
Blade: no di ont wnat to
Caelus: What the hell is wrong with Blade lmfao
Firefly: Blade struggles a bit with using his phone.
Silver Wolf: tldr: blade is fucking old and his boomer ass cant work a phone for shit
Kafka: Wolfie, we have to play nice, remember?
Himeko: Yes, because I'm sure you Stellaron Hunters even know the meaning of the word "nice".
Kafka: So cold Himeko... It's okay, I know somewhere in that heart you like me~
Himeko: ...
Stelle: Kafka...
Kafka: Hi Stelle. How are you?
Stelle: I miss you. A lot
Stelle: I miss your gentle voice
Stelle: I miss your beautiful face
Stelle: I miss your attractively soulless eyes
Stelle: I miss your silky hair
Stelle: I miss your huge breasts
March 7th: aaaaa moving on now please!!!!
Kafka: It's okay March, I find it cute.
Stelle: ?!
Stelle: HAJAKJJSJSKJS KAFKA CALLED ME CUTE ?
Caelus: Oh god. Now Stelle's lesbian panicking
Stelle: Shut the fuck up and stop ruining my moment Caelus
Caelus: Wh- How am I ruining your moment?!
Stelle: You're just sour because I get more dick than you
Caelus: ...
March 7th: guys!! no fighting in chat :(
Silver Wolf: yea shut the fuck up nobody cares we both know you are just as bitchless as him stelle lmfao
Stelle: Wdym
Silver Wolf: you cant grill caelus for getting no dick when you dont get any either or even pussy
Silver Wolf: this mf rlly got abandoned by two women and was depressed for like a month after each and still tries to act like she pulls
Welt: ...Stelle, what does she mean?
Caelus: She's talking about Kafka and Ruan Mei I think
Caelus: Wait actually tho, how would you know?
Silver Wolf: did you forget im dating march LOL but also i know everything
Caelus: ...
Stelle: ...
Himeko: ...
Dan Heng: ...
Welt: ...
Silver Wolf: march did you fucking not tell them
March 7th: th-there wasn't a right time!
Silver Wolf: oh my god
March 7th: i'm sorry!
Caelus: Don't apologize to her.
March: i'm really sorry... do you guys hate me?
Welt: Of course not March, you can date whoever you like as long as it makes you happy.
Himeko: And as long as they're good to you.
Dan Heng: Yes. I agree with that statement, you are free to date whoever.
Stelle: Yea idrc. I would fuck Kafka's dick within a heartbeat so who am I to judge if you want Silver Wolf's dick
Kafka: Oh? You're interested in my dick?
Himeko: You don't have a dick.
Kafka: How would you know?
Himeko: Kafka what do you mean. How would I not know.
March 7th: wait... HIMEKO AND KAFKA?!
Himeko: No.
Kafka: Yes.
Himeko: No.
Kafka: Yes.
Himeko: No.
Kafka: Yes.
Himeko: No.
Kafka: Yes.
Himeko: No.
Kafka: Yes.
Himeko: No.
Kafka: No.
Himeko: Yes.
Silver Wolf: AYOOOOOO
Himeko: ...
Firefly: It's okay Himeko. Kafka is very lovely, none of us would judge you if you're with her.
Caelus: Kafka and lovely is a weird combination of words
Stelle: Shut up Caelus
Caelus: Why are you always on my back!?
Stelle: Because you suck
Stelle: Well, suck everything except Aventurine's dick lmao
Caelus: ...
Caelus: Fuck you.
Stelle: May as well fuck yourself whilst thinking of Aventurine. Closest you'll ever get to him
Caelus: STELLE I SWEAR TO GOD YOU SON OF A BITCH
Dan Heng: ...Do you two think you could please keep the profanity down to a reasonably low level? Thanks.
March 7th: agreed!! it makes me sad when you two fight :C
Silver Wolf: ...
Silver Wolf: OI @Everyone YOU HEAR THAT? NO FUCKING FIGHTING AND NO FUCKING SWEARING.
Silver Wolf: if you make march sad i will fucking ruin your life i have your ip your bank details your everything
Stelle: Aww, Silver Wolf really cares about March
Caelus: It's oddly sweet in a disturbing sorta way
March 7th: thanks sw :D
March 7th: hey welt, how come youre not talking much D:
Welt: I don't understand how youngsters talk these days. Best to leave it to all of you.
Kafka: Mhm, Bladie feels the same. Although, I'm sure a certain dragon could persuade him to talk more~
Dan Heng: ...
Dan Heng: What is that supposed to mean, Kafka?
Kafka: You know what I mean.
Caelus: I have to agree. It's quite obvious they like each other
Stelle: For once we agree on something Caelus, and that is that Dan Heng and Blade are gay
Firefly: Blade does seem to like Dan Heng a lot...
Dan Heng: Please stop.
Himeko: Everyone, I think you should give the subject a rest now. Dan Heng seems uncomfortable.
March 7th: yea let's stop guys, everyone should feel comfortable here~
Firefly: You're such a kind person March.
March 7th: thank you :)
Silver Wolf: ...
Firefly: Ah! Silver Wolf, I didn't mean it that way!
Silver Wolf: yea i know lmao youre too busy simping for that emo woman
Stelle: Emo woman...?
Silver Wolf: yea the depressed woman with the deep voice
Himeko: Depressed woman with the deep voice?
Silver Wolf: oh my god the gay tall japanese one
Caelus: ???
Silver Wolf: what lmao i thought she was one of you didnt you murder a twink together
Welt: Do you mean... Acheron?
Silver Wolf: who tf is acheron
March 7th: i can answer this! :D acheron is a very pretty and very nice woman, she can seem a bit cold but she's actually just really sad. she also really likes peaches~
Silver Wolf: what the fuck march that wasnt an answer who is this acheron and why do you talk about her like that
Firefly: Guys! Remember the no fighting rule.
Silver Wolf: that wasnt a rule lmfao i just said that bcs i can it doesnt apply to me
Firefly: Oh.
Firefly: Well.
Firefly: Yes. It's Acheron.
Stelle: WHAT?!
Caelus: OH MY GOD.
Stelle: FIREFLY LIKES ACHERON !!!
Caelus: FIREFLY LIKES ACHERON
Stelle: That's what I just said dumbass
Caelus: Shut up
Welt: Is Acheron aware of this?
Firefly: ...No.
Silver Wolf: no lmao firefly is the biggest coward ever they met on penacony like a million years ago and firefly has barely said anything to her and lowkey was rude to her as sam
Firefly: I was following the script! I had no choice!
Kafka: Wolfie, please don't go there.
Firefly: Thanks Kafka.
Stelle: Kafka you're so amazing
Stelle: I love you
Stelle: Please come back
Himeko: Please don't come back.
Kafka: Hehe~ I promise I'll return soon to visit my two favorite women~
Himeko: ...
Stelle: HSJSKLAJKANHSKSAKASK
Stelle: I LOVE YOU KAFKA
Stelle: OH MY GOD
Stelle: I love women
Stelle: Marry me
Caelus: Shut up
Stelle: You shut up. Just because Aventurine doesn't want to touch your musty 4 inch cock when he has Ratio's 8 inch cock to please him doesn't give you the excuse to go around hating on other people for being in successful relationships
Caelus: ...
Caelus: Fuck you Stelle. Well and truly fuck you
Stelle: Lmao stay mad and single
Caelus: You have no right to be saying that when your last "relationship" ended in dozens of cat cakes and crying on your bedroom floor for a week
Stelle: ...
Stelle: ...
Stelle: ...
Stelle: That's it
Stelle added Aventurine to the group chat
Caelus: FUCK
Caelus: No you know what screw you Stelle
Caelus added Ruan Mei to the group chat
Stelle: FUCK