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1. i think about it all the time by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   06 May 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jade Harley/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Jade Harley/Dave Strider
   • Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas
   • Dave Strider
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Jade Harley
   • Jake English
   • John Egbert
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Kanaya Maryam
   • June Egbert
   • Mpreg
   • you know what shut up
   • Polyamory
   • Quadrant Confusion
   • Baby Names
   • Impregnation
   • Earth C (Homestuck)
   • Not Epilogue Compliant
   • not really I guess
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Fluff
   • Non-Human Genitalia
   • Troll Biology (Homestuck)
   • The Homestuck Epilogues: Candy
   • Pesterlog(s) (Homestuck)
   • dave is just a little more stupid than usual i promise it just lends to the slice of life vibe
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Title from a Charli XCX Song
   • Jade Harley Has a Human Penis
   • I'll Explain Later

   Summary

   Through VERY EPIC AND VERY REAL SCIENCE, Jade finds an absurd method of making a baby happen for her and her boyfriends.

   (as of 12.16.25: ABANDONED FOR NOW!!!!! dont know what ill do with this lol. orphaned, ill just like... adopt it if i want it back. bye

   previously titled "could we be bothered"

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,152

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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