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Crippling Water Allergy

Summary:

Just a work for a nonexistent fandom that died out. Just some 3am bullshit I made.

Notes:

Just Character names and abbreviations 2 avoid cringe

Sweater spider - SP (Forgoten side character)
Girl Spider - GS (ik it's a stupid ass name)
Maid Spider - MS (wtf)
Benny (Leader Ig)

Forgot the other bitches but I made this anyway

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Monday Troubles - House day.

Chapter Text

SP stared at the sky as rain poured from the clouds above. Sadly not able to go outside due to the pain water inflicts on people of the species I guess...To put it in simple terms...they were all fucking stuck in the house due to them having a water allergy. It wasn't all that bad tho...they haven't done shit in 2 years so how would rain make this any different.

They used to be kidnapping criminals that rob banks and make people suffer...now they were just a bunch of people in a house that beraly talk to eachother anymore... "Sooo...you said you would do something again right...? Why haven't you done it yet?" SP raised an eyebrow to the unsuspecting Benny in the corner who seemed to be drawing hot females (I don't know anymore). "Ehh...Procrastinating..." Was Benny's only answer before going back to drawing...SP Finally stood up and grabbed a random pistol before leaving the house, Slamming the door shut.

She pulled up her hood and ran across the neighborhood. Her skin burning as the rain poured over Brookhaven...the booked it into somebody's house before shooting them and stealing from the vault. Leaving moments after... She continued this process until she was tired...even grabbing a few dumb kids along the way to add to the malnourished children basement. It wasn't and officially planned mission bit definitely gonna be the start of something! She hoped...

As soon as SP got home, she saw MS dusting the counter tops and sweeping the floor. Her other legs holding up cleaning supplies.(Convenient.) "Hey umm...MS...have you seen GS?..." SP stared at her silently as she plopped herself down on the couch, tired. "Ehh she's in her room ordering make up, crushing on guys, doing stereotypical girl things...she's changed, hasn't she?" MS Stared at her as she wiped the table.

"Ehh...I haven't changed much...I wonder if anyone else is still as motivated to do stuff anymore...cause honestly...we've fallen off dude..." SP said before grabbing a bottle of Alcohol and downing it like a drunk father. (Don't ask how old she is). "Oh I brought you this..." SP pulled out a small glass tray with solidified drops of blood from each human blood type. Surprisingly, they sell these at target! (Please target I need one of these irl). "Damn...thanks dude..." MS picked it up with her leg before using one of her arms to arrange the pillows on the couch...

After a few minutes of silence and cleaning, GS emerged from he bedroom with a face full of make up and a expensive ass outfit that she doesn't even need.(this is based of the creator of her character) "Morning vampire. How was your coffin?" MS joked as GS sat next to SP on the couch. "Want some?" SP Offered a bottle of alcohol to her as she drank some of her own. "No thank you. I need to be a healthy person." GS slowly pushed the alcohol bottle away from her face as she started taking pictures of herself.

"That's fuckin it im blowing up a bank or smth. Cya guys in an hour...or on the news If I get caught..." SP Went to go on another heist as everyone elses lazy asses were stuck inside the house. She booked it to the bank and killed all the people working at the counter. Glad that it was empty she cleaned up all the bloody bodies and went upstairs to the Brookhaven bank vault, She threw a bomb at it before it exploded and she grabbed every cent of money she could get.

"Holy shit that was soooo fun...yall should have been there broo"
SP dropped the money bags on the floor before ploppingherself down on the couch lazily again.

 

This was gonna be a long week

Notes:

This is messy and confusing af but this was at a time where I didn't know what my life was so ignore the shittyness of this writing. I only wrote angst and gay shut so idk why I made this.