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1. Calculating Affinity by KotoneChou

   Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 May 2024

   Tags

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   • Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua
   • Mobei-jun
   • Shang Qinghua
   • System (Scum Villain)
   • Humor
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • Misunderstandings
   • MoShang typical clownery
   • Moshang Typical misunderstandings
   • Accidental Proposal
   • System is Chaotic Neutral
   • Shang Qinghua Deserves Love
   • Unfortunately Mobei pays attention when Shang Qinghua talks
   • POV Shang Qinghua
   • Two smart people being dumb about eachother
   • technically canon compliant
   • Basically the MoShang affinity extra followup
   • Rated M for the types of questions asked in canon
   • And for Airplane swearing a bunch
   • SVSSSAction Twitter's SVSSS Gotcha for Gaza Event (Scum Villain)
   • The inherent comedy that is MoShang
   • No Beta we die like System swapped out all our prompts

   Summary

   Mobei-Jun isn't fond of the kind of questions Shang Qinghua has been asking Junshang and Master Shen. He'd rather answer them himself.

   It would help a great deal if he understood them. (Or maybe it's better that he doesn't!)

   In which Mobei-Jun fails to understand the difference between S+M and demonic courtship, and Shang Qinghua fails to make the connection until it's too late.

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