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1. Eyes on the road, kids by Levi_Fuckerman

   Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 May 2024

   Tags

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   • Fushiguro Megumi/Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna
   • Fushiguro Megumi
   • Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna
   • Alternate Universe - No Curses (Jujutsu Kaisen)
   • Crime Boss Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna
   • Student Fushiguro Megumi
   • Bad Driving Etiquette
   • Trope Subversion/Inversion
   • accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
   • Fushiguro Megumi is So Done
   • Even before he meets Sukuna
   • Humor
   • no beta we die like my hope for a happy megumi in canon
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • referenced satosugu
   • gojo gets a lot of mentions cause he's the bane of megumi's existence

   Summary

   Megumi did not hit this man with his car, got it? This unfairly attractive pink-haired man with ridiculous face tattoos fell from the sky in front of his car.
   Kidnapping him and bringing him to a cottage in the forest is the only logical solution any sane person would come up with. Megumi can not go to prison. Who would take care of Tsumiki? Gojo? Yeah, right.

   Or: Megumi is forced to kidnap Sukuna but it is a much more unpleasant experience for him than it is for Sukuna. Because Simpkuna is the only true Sukuna.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   12,311

   Chapters:

   5/5

   Comments:

   154

   Kudos:

   750

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