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    Aziraphale had a problem, and it was all Adam’s fault. You see, Adam had seen to it that Aziraphale’s new corporation was fully formed, with all the… bells and whistles normally afforded to humans. In other words, Aziraphale now had a fully functional—and very eager—penis, and it was prone to fits of excitability around none other than Crowley.

    a.k.a. Aziraphale discovers his effort and his effort discovers Crowley... complete with accidental boners, pining, and learning that maybe human corporations aren't so bad after all—despite the stickiness

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