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The episode opens with six Xslaydian Sunbirds flying through the sky,while Starships by Nicki Minaj starts playing, before they are joined by Yolo Regem, who passes the world's nature, symbolizing each tik tok era, while Aaraboobs narrates Xslaydia's history.
“Long ago, Xslaydia was one land rich in magic and baddies. In the musical.ly era, there were only the six types of magic. The Light Mode(Sun). The Alpha Revealer(Moon). The Mordetwi Things Like Airplanes(Stars). The Vegans Teacher Bestie(Earth). The Paw Patrol Pup (Sky). And The place where Bubble Guppies swim(Ocean).”
The scene changes to show the pookie mage Zamnnnard on top of a hill, who carries a silver selfie stick.
“But a thousand years ago, a human mage dora-the-explorer’d new magic - the seventh source.”
Zamnnnard slams the slefie stick's end into the ground beneath him while he awoooo’s, creating a dark tornado, oh my GOD,a tornado is forming BYEEE,which then sucks in the previously shown birds and harvests their mewing techniques.
“Emo Magic. It used the essence within baddie and alpha creatures themselves to unleash no no magic.”
The darkness is my best friend magic flows through Zamnnnard, who spawns a middle finger emoji of fire from his hand, while his eyes turn black and EMO. The following scene shows four BIG GUYS representing the elves of Xslaydia, followed by MoonEmo Elves and RiseAndShine Elves escorting all of basic humanity into the time out corner. Aaraboobs' hands unfurl a recent google history of Xslaydia onto a table.
“Jumpscared by what they saw, the elves and the dragons put a stop to the tik tok rizz party. They drove every last basic human to the west. And so, the continent was divided in tik tok fyp’s. In the east, FlopTok of Elves . And in the west, StraightTok of Humans. For a lot of pandemics, the Big Boss of Dragons himself defended the border.”
The map is snapchat streaks goals and fires where the border is located and the burn transitions into showing the before jojo siwa map to after jojo siwa map, where Avizdayumn ("Thundpurrr") climbs a lava covered volcano obby roblox map easy 750 stages free admin + surprise at the end !!Rainbow Event!!. Avizandayumn spreads his wings and AWOOOO’s while thunder rumbles behind him. A human army of BTS stans(no hate their stans r just called army OKAY,i love kpop im so hapeh) awaits at the other side of the border. The BTS army initiates a rap battle while a group of elf influencers is shown REACTING TO THE SCENE????**EMOTIONAL** on top of a cliff, while Avizandayumn flies over their big foreheads, then lands in front of them. He covers himself in Victoria Secrets body spray with glitter and descends onto the battlefield and shouts.
“This is for Zamnnnard you big fat white nasty magic brewing fat bitch why you took me off the motherfuckin spotlight with your boring finding dark magic ass shit-“
I hope you guys know the rest of the legendary voicemail,moving on!Soilders shout and run like in temple run to fight Avizandayumn.
“The humans called him Thundpurrrr, for when he spoke, he only spoke facts that shock the earth and the sky. But on the eve of last Winter's Met Gala, the basic humans used unspeakable Emo Magic to slay the house boots down Huston im deceased Thundpurrr.”
The egg of the Dragon Adopt Me Prince is shown falling and spinning round round baby round round in the middle of clouds, as its color is slowly fading into emoness.
“Then, no balls, they destroyed his only legendary egg, his heir the Dragon Adopt Me Prince. Now the world stands on the edge of all-out dance battle.”
The scene shows the border before fading out. The Dragon Adopt Me Prince logo is shown, followed by the episode title:Echoes of Thundpurrr.
The castle of Kuntolis is shown in pouring rain,under my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh. Inside EzWin's(EZZ WIN BOYS-he would be a fortnite kid okay) room, he and the glowing ClickBait are cuddled up inside EzWin's bed, sleeping and loudly snoring,finally daddy pig has competition. EzWin drools on ClickBait and Clickbait wakes up to lick the drool off of himself,men just dont know ab skincare and health these days. Cut to CallUmmmActually’s(CallUmm for short) room.
“Take that,Twitter Stan!”Drawing a picture of a dragon roasting Twitter Stans cancelling Kim K on a big piece of paper.
Thunder- Thunder, feel the thunder
Lightning then the thunder
Thunder, feel the thunder
Lightning then the thunder
Thunder, thunder
Thunder-crashes.
EzWin jumps awake. “CALLUMMACTUALLY!!!!”
“NOT THE GOVERNMENT NAME, EzWin. It's just an Imagine Dragons Cameo. Nothing to be afraid of. Get yo ass back to sleep.”
“I wasn't scared, Clickbait was scared”. [Lays his ass back down to sleep cuz its past his bedtime]
A guard named Microsoft (paw) patrols the forest and hears a noise. He turns around and aims his gravity coil into the direction of the noise. “Who's there? Declare your gamertag,in the name of King Harrhoe!”
Thunder rumbles as lightning mcqueen lights up the scene, revealing silhouettes #bodygoals in between the trees. Microsoft shoots a grenade with a grenade launcher that hits a tree, then speedruns away. A figure dashes out of the forest and follows and stalks his instagram account. Microsoft trips while the attacker makes their way through the tree parkour obby. He turns around and aims his gravity coil, but loses the t-t-t-t-target. The attacker draws their baddie blades and kicks Microsoft into a puddle of wa ah(bri ish water), then holds the baddie blades against his throat,the instrumental of Deepthroat by CupcaKKe starts to play in the background.
“Pussy!Who the fuck are you,show yourself!!!”
The attacker is taken aback as they look at Microsoft’ scared face and lowers their admin powers weapons. Microsoft pushes himself backwards until he can stand, then manages to flee the facilty into the forest. The attacker lowers their admin power weapons further and sighs. “Oh fuck it that was a pussy move i should’ve had no balls and kill this fucker.”
Epic powerpoint transitions cut to a tower in Kuntolis, where Ed Veeran examines a large mirror when he is disturbed by his face after he forgot to wax his eyebrows.He them hears a knock knock.
[Microsoft was knocking at door] “Baddie Mage! Please,answer asap!Xoxo~” [Knocking continues]
Veeran covers the mirror with a One Direction poster and opens the door.
“Who’s there?”
[Gets in position,getting ready to dance] “The drama.”
“The drama who?”
[Drama by Aespa instrumental starts to play and Microsoft starts to do the dance]“I bring I bring all the drama-ma-ma-ma I bring drama-ma-ma-ma,with my guards in the back guards in the back,drama…..jokes aside I saw some wild shit in the forest you wont believe me.”
Now we are in another part of the castle. Veeran approaches King Harrhoe's chambers.
[The guard was signaling to stop] “Ed Veeran, uh, King Harrhoe hasn't risen yet,he be snoring goddamn my ears are bleeding.”
“You should hear (Blues) Clue(s)dia,she has no competition when it comes to snoring.”
Veeran pushes the doors to the room open. He approaches Harrhoe's bedroom windows and opens the curtains.
“Rise and shine fucker!”
“Veeran, didn't I tell you if you ever woke me up this early again... I'd have your Roblox account banned?”
“Shit my bad dude,I’ll give you a minute”
Cut to the balcony of Harrhoe's room where Veeran waits for the ultimate mafia boss. Harrhoe joins Veeran while carrying Pop It on his arm, scratching his chin.
“So, what's the tea thats so hot you come into my bedroom risking your Roblox OG account like this?”
“Murder mystery groupchat coming in Kuntolis….”
“I see…are they all premium Roblox users?”
“They are…..But its different,they also stream on Twitch….”
“MOONEMO ELVES??THEN HOW DID THE GUARD NOT BECOME EMO TOO??”
“I don't know. It was muddy, dark, wet,now get a bucket and a mop for this(wet wet wet)im talking wap wap wap…..Somehow he won the 50/50.”
“The Clown Gang won't be enough to hold them off. Send for General Papaya and the Floptropica Battalion.”
“The Breach-each-lets-go-get-away is too far. They'll never make it back for Taco Tuesday.”
“How is the moon tonight?”
“Full like my ass.”
“Of course it is,ate up”
“With the Moonemo Elves at the height of their pussy power, no defense will stand against their roblox admin.”
“Then we won't defend. [Determined #boss] We will attack and slay. We must find them ASAP, in the light of the sun, and stop them before they hack our accounts.”
Scene changes to Raylor Swift that jumps over the forest's terrain and uncovers her cat ears hood once she stops. She pulls out her baddie blades and sighs, when she notices a bloodey hell pottah red berry bush and gets lost in thought. Cut to the camp of the Moonemo Killas, where Coinmaan meditates on a (the) Rock,thinking that its about drive its about power we stay hungry WE DEVOUR put in the work put in the hours and TAKE WHATS OURS. Raylor walks past him, with her baddie blades drenched in the berry juice, which appears as bloody blood.
“Killed and left no pulse,purrrrr Raylor!”
“Thanks pookie,i used both of them?”
“Um period?I can see that girlie.”
Coinmaan tosses Raylor a piece of cloth, which she uses to clean her baddie blade. She walks past the other elves while trying to fake a smile,while Alone by Alan Walker starts to play:
~If this night is not forever, at least we are together
I know I'm not alone
I know I'm not alone~
Back to Kuntolis, then the bakery. Barbrius lifts a sheet of Prime Juice tarts out of the oven. EzWin and ClickBait crawl into the bakery through a vent space(SUS)(sorry im so sorry for the among us joke). EzWin pushes the vent bars aside,acting SUS.(im sorry.) EzWin sneaks into the room and watches Barbrius walk away. He rushes over to the fresh Prime Juice tart sheets and hovers his hand to grab a piece.
“Prince EzWin! I SAW THAT!You disgusting THEIF!Thats absolutely UNACCEPTABLE!”
“I was just giving a fit check?”
“With your hands?”
“Yea they are FIRE!”
“Well, they are eating up the haters, and they're not for you! Or your little bitch, ClickBait.”
ClickBait snatches a Prime Juice tart with his tongue.
“Did you just fucking…”
“You can tell by his eyes he's not the impostor.”
ClickBait bats his eyelashes(shoutout to his lash tech she ate this new set of extensions) innocently while croaking. EzWin takes a Prime Juice tart while Barbrius focuses on ClickBait and is caught when Barbrius turns back around.
“Are you fucking kidding me mate? I'm standing right here.”
ClickBait snatches three more Prime Juice tarts and stuffs them into his mouth,#ateup.ClickBait jumps off the table as Barbrius tries to grab him and escapes through the open door, chased by Barbrius. EzWin grabs as many Prime Juice tarts as he can hold and stuffs one inside his mouth before escaping through the vent(SUS).
The scene shifts to the court yard of the kunt-castle, where CallUmm approaches SoFetchEn for his catwalk lessons.
“Prince CallUmm. Today we tiktok deep dive on the art of-“
“Art?hell yea i even do commissions,100$ for a sketch,150$ for face,200$ for bust,500$ for full body-“
SoFetchEn stares at him judgmentally while crossing his arms. “So expensive and for what?”
“Sorry boo. Won't interrupt again. Please continue, SoFetchEn.”
“The tik tok dance of defense is critical in rap-battles. [Leaps forward slightly and begins to hit the Wap Dance] Parrying is about angle, motion, anticipation... [Hits the nae nae] Misjudge your opponent, and it's game over sister.”
CallUmm groans in frustration cuz he cant even hit the floss.
“Ready hoe?”[Hits the Floss]
[Tries to do Orange Justice and fails]”Uh no bitch im done.”
[Turns away from CallUmm while hitting the Griddy] “Great. Let's move.”
Two guards stand at a stair railing, where one points towards the battle and the two start recording it like school fights.
[Starts to dance Yes,and? dance] “Yes,and?” [Hits CallUmm while switching position] “Say that shit with your chest,and-“[CallUmm was hit AGAIN by SoFetchEn] “Be your own fucking best friend-“ [Hits CallUmm on his head] “Say that shit with your chest,and-“ [Hits CallUmm again on his neck as soon as he tries to start dancing] “Keep on moving whats next;Yes,and?”
[Exclaims and rubs his head] “For real? Are you sure? Even if I was having gravity coil?”
“Even with admin chug jugs,dead bitch”
“Naw i suck at this dude.”
“Yep. [Helps CallUmm fix his emo bangs] But you have to dance the night away anyway, because that's what's expected of a prince. Or a step-prince, rip bozo”
“Bitch what?”
“What?”
ClauDiaDeLasMuertos(Claumuertos for short) walks past the two while carrying and reading a book called "Love Affairs between kpop idols”, catching the attention of both her brother and CallUmm.
“Hey soul sister hey my sisters mister,YO SIS-[Points towards a nearby tree] She's gonna walk right into that-“
“Shut up hoe let her hit it!”
The two watch as Claumuertos inches closer towards the tree, completely distracted by her book, until almost close enough to headbang into it.
“BITCH WATCH OUT!!”
[Pulled out of her trance, she notices the tree and turns around to wave to CallUmm] “Oh. THANKS POOKIE HEY!”
Pissed off SoFetchEn says that CallUmm is “a poosay”.
“YO CALLUMM THIS TREE NEW?”
“GIRL it has been there for 300 years you blind or something???”CallUmm turns to SoFetchEn really confidently and says “Lets go again fucker.”
SoFetchEn and CallUmm take their places on the dance battle grounds once more, equipped with their light up Sketchers . The two dance off successfully for a brief moment, when CallUmm screams and goes for a whip nae nae, but gets his nae gets caught by SoFetchEn’s T-pose. CallUmm tries to pull it out.
“Hoe the fuck was that whip nae nae?”
“I dont know,i was trying to nae nae whip…?”
“That's not a thing in dance-battles. [Looks over his shoulder towards Claumuertos, who smiles back at him, then rolls his eyes like emo tik tok boys in 2020] Oh. I see what the fuck is going on here. [Releases CallUmm’s nae] Don't worry, I'll help. Start doing the dance first.”
[Smiles, then yells and hits the /e dance]
[Dramatically falls over and pretends to be defeated in the dance off] “Oh, I am out-dances! By the Move like Jagger-Prince! Lord Just Dance! Why?!”
Claumuertos help up her middlefinger cuz her bro deserved it.Oppenheimerli came to tell CallUmm that is not biologic dad(CUZ HES ADOPTED) wants to speak to him.
The ComicCon Council discusses their next steps at the make up table inside the makeover room, where an attendant pushes forward a small nail polish bearing the symbol of Kuntolis. CallUmm knocks against the door, then he and EzWin enter the makeover room on the red carpet.
[Excitedly raising his hands and throwing gang signs while approaching the children] “My sons of a bitch! You're going on a fucking trip. [Swings his fist in the air] To the Banther Slander Club!”
“Girlie pop its Spring thats for Winter only!”
“Winter will come eventually dude.”
“Dad the fuck we gon do with no ice im a 6 yo i cant be inside reading fics on ao3,hell i cant even read!”
“Bitch im your dad you are way older than that trust me,now gtfo.”
They both leave with sassy walks.
Veeran leads his children into an office before closing the door behind him.
“What the fuck is up i was having a dance battle with Daddy issues prince”
“These Elves sent some killers yall we r fucked.”
“YOOO THEY WANNA CHOP CHOP THE KING??”
Veeran shuts the window. “BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP,EXPOSING ASS BITCH”
“Whatever dad how the fuck do we stop them,i zont think SoFetchEns renegade will stop em.”
“Heres an Akuma,its from my old friend,HawkMoth,it will lead you to the MoonEmo elves.”
Later SoFetchEn and his roblox dahoodians prepare to ride out on Rainbow Carpets and are waiting at the gate when CallUmm stumbles towards them in cockette core armor.
“HOLD ON I WANNA JOIN THE PARTY”
“You look sigma. But, just so you know, that's cockette core armor. It's three times as pink and half as baddie.But,oh, so kawaii~”
“I don't care what people say,the-“
“STOP SINGING EMO SONGS you kid.”
“Ill be 15 in two months.”
“Oh 14 and three quarters so cuteee!!!”
“Five sixths-“
“Ummm acksually,Five sixths….” [SoFetchEn raises his finger up]
SoFetchEn waves his dahoodians to follow and the gang leaves the castle while CallUmm stares after them angrily. Out of frustration, he throws his pop it into the mud, only for more mud to be splashed into his face, which he then wipes off saying random cuss words.
We now see scary dont do this at three am part.Coinmaan starts to say in a scary voice:
“Four BIG MOONS past, on the eve of the Winter's Met Gala, the basic humans crossed into Xslaydia and murdered Thundpurrr. Then they destroyed his only egg, the Dragon Adopt Me Prince. [Wrapping a hot pink binding around his arm] Tonight we bind our lives to STANTWT!”
Elf number one:”My private acc for FREEDOM!”
Elf number two:”My NGLs for truth!”
Elf number three:”My threads for HONOR!”
Elf number four:”My BLOOD for my ultra thin pads!”
Raylor:”My hearth for TRISHA PAYTAS!”
[Nods, then wraps the binding around the wrists of each impostor] “Wifi is precious. Wifi is valuable. We take it, but we do not take it lightly.”
Raylor:”Repost reflects retweet,as bookmark reflects priv qrt!”
Coinmaan cuts the binding and it begins to glow neon around the arms of each impostor.
[While holding an emohawk arrow]”When it is done, I will send an emohawk with a blood ribbon message to the Queen Nicki. [Puts the arrow in his quiver] We strike when the moon is not stollen by Gru anymore!”
The gang goes away but Raylor stops Coinmaan.
“Hoe what if they know we r making a comeback?”
“They wont they still think we r in hiatus”
EzWin uncovers his eyes, then takes a bite out of a Prime Juice tart as he searches for ClickBait. He finds ClickBait inside a pile of clothes due to his glowing body and picks him up.
“Boy you have not been playing hide and seek extreme enough!”
CallUmm storms inside the room.
“MOVE IT BRO WE GOTTA PACK ASAP THESE HOES WANNA CHOP CHOP HARRHOE!!”
EzWin storms out of the room upset, slamming the door behind him and dropping ClickBait. ClickBait jumps after him and growls at CallUmm while turning red, then slams a tinier section of the door behind him as well. CallUmm sighs and sits down, resting his elbows on his legs and starts singing:”~ Then only for a minute
I want to change my mind
'Cause this just don't feel right to me
I wanna raise your spirits
I want to see you smile but
Know that means I'll have to leave
Know that means I'll have to leave-“
(Happier-Marshmellow)
SoFetchEn rides through the forest with a group of dahoodians, holding a wooden box in his hands. He lifts it up joyfully.
“Let's see if this Akuma can find more than a mad Parisian. [Chuckles] You know, 'cause Akumas akumatize people-“
SoFetchEn opens the box and releases the Akuma which sits on his hand as he examines it, before letting it fly.
“FOLLOW IT GIRLIE POPS”
Back inside the MoonEmo Impostor camp, Raylor sharpens her blade while Coinmaan drenches arrows in a hair bleach from a jar. The Akuma lands on top of one of the arrows. Coinmaan examines it and jumps up while the Akuma flies off.
“WE HAVE BEEN EXPOSED!”
[Coinmaan enters the account settings and sets it on private]
SoFetchEn’s gang rides through the forest. His rainbow carpet stops after flying over a fallen log, then takes him a few steps further, where he gets down. SoFetchEn ducks underneath a branch and steps into the campsite, where nothing can be found.
“WHAT A SCAM,im reporting this.”
While they leave the elves see the guard that PLOT TWIST was not killed.
“FUCK OF RAYLOR NOW WE WILL GET CANCELLED!!”
*credits*