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1. Perfect Couple, Perfect Family by cerelise

   Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   17 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Spencer Reid/Original Female Character(s)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Spencer Reid
   • Penelope Garcia
   • Aaron Hotchner
   • Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
   • Emily Prentiss
   • Elle Greenaway
   • Jason Gideon
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Jennifer "JJ" Jareau
   • Original Characters
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Eventual Romance
   • Kidnapping
   • Slow Burn
   • OC has a cat!
   • Found Family
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Stalking
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Warnings for future chapters
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Case Fic
   • Workplace Relationship
   • Work In Progress
   • Will Get A Little Darker As The Story Progresses
   • Fluff
   • Romance
   • Complete

   Summary

   Waking up in a dollhouse was not in Alice's job description; she would have negotiated higher pay had she known otherwise.

   * * *

   Or a fic in which Spencer Reid somehow manages to experience even more girlfriend-related trauma...

   (Does not follow canon events, going with the flow on this one :D )

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   78,584

   Chapters:

   32/32

   Comments:

   100

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