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This- School-is-HELL™ Discord server
April 25/ 12:30/2024
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: OH MY FUCKING GOD THE FORMER EXCHANGE STUDENTS ARE ASS
FemBoyInChains: they’re Meh
Niko-Niko-Nii: ours are boring asf
Jewel-Bae: They're pretty alright ig
Mrsteelurbitch: Barou has a crush on one
THE-KING : I do not
Niko-Niko-Nii: He does soo
Niko-Niko-Nii: He liiiiiikes him
StompingOrphans: Good to know isagi ain't outcasted
Jaws: Isagi Fucking the former exchange it’s super intense
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: He is?
Emptyheart: rlly?
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: We aren’t
FemBoyInChains: U r
StompingOrphans: Yeah and it’s disgusting like stop this master servant bdsm shit
Fe-Man: Isagi I didn’t know u were into that
Buddha-ha: He likes being the Macho
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: I DON’T AND WE’RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP
Speedzone: Aye I don't judge
FemBoyInChains: “Bow down to your king slut” And you did
Fe-man: …no words
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: He PUSHED ME AGAINST MY CONSENT
FemBoyInChains: Suuure whatever u say
Mrsteelurbitch: Degrading kink is craaaaaazy
THE-KING : I’m never insulting u again
PinkPanther: Okay yeah yeah Isagi a machosist who like bdsm big whoops nobody gives a fuck
PinkPanther: Lets focus on me
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: Damn fuck u chigiri
PinkPanther: R teachers fucking weird
2-lzy-fr-usrnme: I hate him
Chamele-Loan: If I had a dime for everytime a ‘hot’ rich teacher tried to flirt with me I’d have two dimes which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
PinkPanther: Yeah he def Going to get locked up one day for sure
Bussypounder: AYE MINE HELLA FINE CHARLE THE G.O.A.T🐐🐐🐐
Speedzone: Honestly, he’s a vibe
FemBoyInChains: Vibe is A cringe word
Bussypounder: LOKI iS boring Though 😡
Disappointment: He’s pretty cool um but he’s Our age
Fe-man:Is….
Fe-man: Is that legal?
Am-bi-dextrous: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ninjamodeon: The question is would it be wrong to hit it?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Pinkpanther: yes
Sexy-back: No
Am-bi-dextrous: Go for it👍
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: You guy have better Classmate than mine ugh😭
Chamele-Loan: It’s karma
The-KING: about damn time ya got ur fucking Karma
Emptyheart: Deserved
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: You’re all haters
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: My teacher cool he lets us get freaky deaky and take dance break and the former get funky💃🪩🕺
Ninjamodeon: Plus he let us pop a joule
Speedzone: WHAT!??!?!?!!?!?
Speedzone: Uh lucky
Speedzone: Ours refuse to let us smoke for shit
Cleviro: he’s very strict
Am-bi-dextrous: he’s boring But sweet
Emptyheart: Meh he’s alright
Jewel-Bae: do my eyes deceive me is Rin complementing someone?
Emptyheart: That wasn’t a compliment Dumbass r u Blind?
Niko-Niko-Nii: he’s in looooove
Emptyheart: I’m never complimenting anyone ever again
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: Hey guys back to me
Pinkpanther: No, we’re good
Chamele-Loan: Would rather not get into your fucked up cluster of a love life
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: Guys
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: There the worse
Chamele-Loan: They’re*
Chamele-Loan: Can't be as bad as your grammar
—*I.S.A-G.O.A.T: There the worse-*
Sexy-Back: No they’re not it’s rlly just Kaiser and Ness
FemBoyInChains: Meh I'd argue it’s just ness
Buddha-ha: IT IS!!!!!
Buddha-ha: The dude dropped all my info the moment I made fun of Kaiser
Buddha-ha: IT WASN’T EVEN THAT BAD
Buddha-ha: I just said Kaiser hair makes him look gay
Fe-man: Is that even an insult???
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: It is when its kaiser
Fe-man: Isagi ur gay😑
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: Ugh don’t remind me that I share the same sexuality as that cock sucker
Fe-man: …
Fe-man: No comment
Speedzone: Self-hate is crazy😵💫
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: Don’t hate ur self isagi😠
Emptyheart: Ur one to talk
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: Wut?
Emptyheart: Nvm
Cleviro: Wait is Kaiser the one with the blue hair?
FemBoyInChains: That’s me dumbass
Cleviro: No the natural blonde
Jewel-Bae: So he’s not talking about Sendou
Stardom: Why would he be ?
Jewel-bae: I said he wasn’t , and it’s cuz ur a fake blonde
Stardom: omfg Not this again
Niko-Niko-Nii: Here we go again
Stardom: I DYED MY HAIR ONCE AND EVERYONE CALLS ME FAKE
Jewel-bae: WHY WOULD YOU DYE YOUR HAIR IT’S ALREADY UNNATURAL??!
Jewel-bae: U HEATHEN IT WAS GLAM IT WAS GORGEOUS NOW It’s hideous
Stardom: OMG GOD fuck YOU
— *Cleviro: No the natural blonde *-
Sexy-Back: Yeah kaiser the one with blonde and Blue cheesy dyed hair
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: iT’s so cheap to like did he buy it in the back of convenience store so his parent couldn’t see him become an even bigger disappointment
Jaws: his hair gonna be a mess when he’s older
Jaws: **Shudders** I could never do that to my braids
Sexy-back: i’m all for having ur own decision but i still can’t fathom why would any one dye their hair such an unnatural color and risk harming it!!!
Pinkpanther: Cuz they're natural blonde it’s in there gene to be dumbasses ig
Jaws: *cough* Sendou *cough*
Stardom: I know I’m Irissitable but can u stop talking about me for one minute
Jewel-Bae: Maybe when u get rid of that atrocious dye
FemBoyInChains: Why don’t u Get rid of that flat ass of urs?
Jaws: Damn ok
Speedzone: It is flat though
Stardom: Thx u
FemBoyInChains: : Dyed hair solidarity🤝
Stardom: 🤝Dyed hair solidarity
Chamele-Loan: Okay so kaiser the blonde with the ugly cheap dye
Chamele-Loan: Who’s the purple dyed kid who plays Quidditch?
E.t-is-Eating: huh?
StompingOrphans: He plays what?
Speedzone: Lmfaoo
Ninjamodeon: Exposed
The-King: The fucks quidditch?
StompingOrphans: It’s some dumb game from Harry Potter
Fe-man: Is that an actual sport we have at school?
Chamele-Loan: Uh Yeh i think idk never checked
Chamele-Loan: Who’s the purple dyed kid who plays Quidditch?
Sexy-Back: sound like ness
Pinkpanther: he Sounds like a loser
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: He is
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: He's nothing but Kaiser's number one dickrider
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: Like he has a mental disorder Or somein
Pinkpanther: Don’t we all
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: No fr
Pinkpanther: Yeah once again every ones mental in here, not as bad as bachira he fr schizophrenic
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: I’m not mental I’m just unqiue 🌈
Pinkpanther: Bitch who the fuck has a monster whispering in their ear to humiliate people? no sane person that’s for sure
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: Um isagi also has one
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: Not the same type Bachira😅😓
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: Oh well…..
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: Rinrin got monster TOOO rmmbr when he went all freaky freaky tongue drooly drool
Emptyheart: Don’t lump me in with u when I’m the only sane person here
Am-bi-dextrous: Ahem
Emptyheart: Ugh and possibly nanase
Am-bi-dextrous: I’ll take it ig :/
Am-bi-dextrous: also
Am-bi-dextrous: I’m pretty sure shiduo has antisocial disorder
Bussypounder: Aye I’m hella social🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😈😈😈😈😈
Sexy-Back: That’s not what that means
2-lzy-fr-usrnme: r/facepalm
—Sexy-Back: That’s not what that means
Cleviro: IT ISN’T
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: GUYS
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: GUYS
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: GUYS
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: GUYS
PinkPanther: *Sighs* yes bachira
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: I had an IDEA
Emptyheart: That’s a first
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: Rinrin stop being mean to me plz
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: We should add the former exchange student
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: No bad idea
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: Isagiiiiiiiii Pllllllzzzzz
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: Nope nu uh
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: Besides u don't even know their numbers
Harryswiftter ,Blue-Rose-King, Opper4life, Ragstoriches, and Spectatormode was added by Sexy-Back
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: Yukimiya fuck u
Sexy-Back: 🩷
Harryswiftter: Isagi ur a bottom-feeder whore cunt
Chamele-Loan: I like him already
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: Ofc u do
Harryswiftter: Okay before I get back to destroying isagi
Harryswiftter: hey I’m Alexis ness he/him fae/faeself Vi/muggle
2-lzy-fr-usrnme: Faeself💀☠️
Ninjamodeon: I bet he's a TikTok user
THE-KING: the FUCKS what with his username?!
StompingOrphans: Muggle???
—Ninjamodeon: I bet he's a TikTok user
Speedzone: Mother fucker ur a titktoker user
StompingOrphans: HOLY SHIT
StompingOrphans: HE’S A POTTERHEAD IT ALL MAKE SENSE
—Speedzone: Mother fucker ur a titktoker user
Ninjamodeon: It’s different
FemBoyInChains: LMFAO
Speedzone: Nah cuz I ain’t using that
Niko-Niko-Nii: Genderphobe
Buddha-ha-: Yeesh talk about cringe
Ragstoriches: Join this sever and the first thing i see is ppl making fun of pronouns ngl bad impression =/
THE-KING: Stfu that shit was cringe as hell i need fucking Bleach
Ragstoriches: Ah Barou in here nvm i’m not surprise
Mrsteelurbitch: Aye lorenzoo
Ragstoriches: Sup
Ragstoriches: My names Lorenzo I’m he him
Spectatormode: Hello I’m Loke I go be he/him i am a cis male
2-lzy-fr-usrnme: So formal
—Harryswiftter: hey I’m Alexis ness he/him fae/faeself Vi/muggle
Opper4life: FUCK THAT UR GENDER DUMB AS HELL
Bussypounder: CHARLES MY MAN 🗣️🔥🔥😈🧨🧨
Opper4life: SHIDUO😈😈😈😈
Fe-man: so since we have new ppl
Fe-man: Does anyone else want to .. tell us there pronouns?
Pinkpanther: And for the love of god please don’t let it be faeself/Muggle ew
harryswiftter: I’m going to figure out were u all live and set ur houses on fire🩷🩷🌈🌈🤗🤗
Opper4life: HEY BITCH I’M CHARLE I go by He/him
Sexy-Back: odd introduction
Fe-Man: Nice to meet u ig?
Emptyheart: it won’t be Nice for long, He’s a disaster
Opper4life: She
Emptyheart: Motherfucker U said he
Opper4life: She
Emptyheart: Ugh she’s a disaster
Opper4life: They
Emptyheart: Omfg
Emptyheart: I’m not doing this
Opper4life: Thats homophobic
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: Rin stop being homophobic😡☹️🤬
Opper4life: My heart shattered🤕💔
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: Look what u did apologize😠
Emptyheart: …..
Emptyheart: I hate you all
Pinkpanther: The feelings mutual
Pinkpanther: Anyway
Pinkpanther: Chigiri he/him if I hear one joke about looking like a girl I'll murder u
Fe-man: Kunigami he/him as well and no he won’t
Pinkpanther: I will
Emptyheart: Rin he/They
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: HEY I’m BACHIRA I’M She/he and beeself 🌈🌈🌈🐝🐝🐝🐝
FemBoyInChains: Tf are these pronouns
StompingOrphans: Beeself these r getting wild
Speedzone: Naaah
Mrsteelurbitch: Now now be respectful
—Bachi-B.E.E🐝: HEY I’m BACHIRA I’M She/he and beeself 🌈🌈🌈🐝🐝🐝🐝
Harryswiftter: Oh same as Michael excluding the bee
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: Kaiser Bi-gen aapft abhaakahakala
Pinkpanther: Ew
FemBoyInChains: Ikr ugly ass Keyboard smash
Chamele-Loan: How does one screw up a keyboard smash?
Jaws: Right It’s like so easy
—I.S.A-G.O.A.T: Kaiser Bi-gen aapft abhaakahakala
Harryswiftter: Yes Micah Bigender wtf are you laughing at?
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: Bitch couldn’t choose between male or female LMFAO
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: And you couldn’t choose between looking like a child molester or the child he molested
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: Ouch Wtf bachira
2-lzy-fr-usrnme: apply Cold water to the burn
Niko-Niko-Nii: oWned
Ninjamodeon: Roasted
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: Sorry isagi but gender is a touchy subject and I’ll throw hands🩷
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: Yeah okay message received😅
Harryswiftter: Hey um can u guys not say, ch**d m*lester
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: Why?
Harryswiftter: It’s a touchy subject for Michael
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: Why?
Harryswiftter: Idk ? why the fuck does everyone in your town knows you as, Tiny dick masturbator?
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: Ur not helping ur case （＞人＜；）≡(▔﹏▔)≡
Harryswiftter: Looks it’s a touchy subject and he’ll have a panic attack so delete it before he comes, please
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: Okie dokie…ig😓
Fe-man: Yeah it’s okay we won’t use it if it make him uncomfortable
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: No, don’t
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: let him suffer
Sexyback: isagi ur opping so hard rn stop it
Mrsteelurbitch: Calm down and be respectful
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: No fuck him
Spectatormode: You’re being childish
FemBoyInChains: Dude chill
Harryswiftter: Oh and delete the rest of these 2 so he doesn’t see the Bigen insult
Harryswiftter: She hates that
Harryswiftter: plz and Thx u
Sexyback: np
Sexyback: Done
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: Alright back to what we were doing
Sexy-Back: Actually, I think most ppl r he/him unless anyone wants to come out
Stardom: I go by i/am/him
Speedzone: Lmaoo and i’m calling cap
Ninjamodeon: Yeah like this is so false
PinkPanther: u couldn’t transition if u tried
THE-KING : You ain’t shit
Jewel-Bae: He’s a fake blonde but that’s about it
—Sexy-Back: Actually, I think most ppl r he/him unless anyone wants to come out
Emptyheart: he/they
Jewel-Bae: I’m above normal gender I prefer they/them
E.t-is-Eating: Same I'm e.t up in here
FemBoyInChains: Any but usually xe/xem
2-lzy-fr-usrnme: Idrc wut
Spectatormode: Alright is that everyone?
Fe-man: I think that’s all the new ppl excluding kaiser
Harryswiftter: Oh he’s not on right now she’s taing a shower
Fe-man: Okay then yeah that’s everyone
Cleviro: How is everyone in here lgbtq?
Cleviro: Like even the new people Aren’t straight/cis
Fe-man: Y is that a problem?
Cleviro: It’s just Statically low chance For it to be possible that’s all
Chamele-Loan: Statistically*
Cleviro: Like it bugs me
Fe-man: We can’t say that everyone here lgbtq when we haven’t asked
Buddha-ha: I’m straight
PinkPanther: Nobody cares
Chamele-Loan: Okay but did we ask?
Speedzone: @Everyone Sexaulity name it go
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: Hey that’s private info😠
Speedzone: Bitch there’s nothing private about ur sexaulity u literally have a pin
Ninjamodeon: Exposed exposed
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: Hey that’s private info😠
PinkPanther: You literally have a tongue piercing with the bi flag There nothing private about that
Fe-man: Wait
Fe-man: U can get that?
Fe-man: Where? I want it
Am-bi-dextrous: Me tooo drop info now
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: It was custom
Am-bi-dextrous: Bi who?
Bachi-B.E.E🐝: i’ll send u the person in private dm
Fe-man: Bet
Am-bi-dextrous: K thx
Cleviro: Hey sexaulity now i want to prove me thesaruas
Chamele-Loan: theories*
Speedzone: Bi club bi club
Mrsteelurbitch: Baby ain’t no lie bi bi bi
Am-bi-dextrous: It’s literally in my name soooooo….
Fe-Man: Bi
StompingOrphans: Idk i just know i’m not completely straight
Jaws: Imagine being in love
FemBoyInChains: Ikr ew
Jaws: No i ment I want it
Emptyheart: Love is a disease
Niko-Niko-Nii: This ^
Jaws: okkaaaay
FemBoyInChains: Rin says while having two bf
Jewel-Bae: I am Pansexaul
Ninjamodeon: nice to see someone else in the pantry
Opper4life: Got room for one more???
—Jewel-Bae: I am Pansexaul
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: Wait what?
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: YOU’RE PAN
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: HOLY MOTHER OF
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: I THOUGHT U WERE GAY
FemBoyInChains: And the most over exaggerated reaction award goes to Isagi
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: Thank i try me best
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: But like srs
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: Ur pan?
Jewel-Bae: Yes?
Jewel-Bae: I believe all gender are attractive just not as attractive as me
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: I
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: No words
Chamele-Loan: Honestly isagi ur such a drama queen
Pinkpanther: Says the bastard who thought of commiting suicide when nagi went to hangout with Isagi during valentine day
Chamele-Loan: It was valentine day!
Harryswiftter: Justified
Fe-man: Dude u guy weren't even dating
Harryswiftter: Why does that matter when it’s isagi?
Sexy-Back: So ignoring that
Sexy-Back: How about we Get back to the main subject
Sexy-Back: So everyone lgbtq
Buddha-ha: No not everyone jeesh
Buddha-ha: Again i’m right here
PinkPanther: Again nobody gives a fuck
FemBoyInChains: We want confirmation from someone who actually matters
I.S.A-G.O.A.T: I’m gay
2-lzy-fr-usrnme: Same
Sexy-Back: Me as well
PinkPanther: Being gay is the only thing I share in common with girls
Cleviro: I like gays as well
Cleviro: guys*
Disappointment: um i’m gay too
The-King: Best sexaulity cuz I’m in it
Emptyheart: Why do we need to know this dumbshit?
Sexy-Back: Sexaulity or don’t speak
Emptyheart: Gay
Sexy-Back: Yeah we figured
Sexy-Back: Okay I’m just gonna skip to this
Sexy-Back: @everyone WHO HERE DOESN’T LIKE GIRLS
Blue-Rose-King: When did i get this server
Harryswiftter: It’s new
Blue-Rose-King: Ah
Blue-Rose-King: What an odd question to start
Blue-Rose-King: Guys are my go to
Harryswiftter: Like fr who like girls L opinion
Spectatormode: I like girls
Harryswiftter: Romantically
Spectatormode: Yes
Harryswiftter: Without guys?
Spectatormode: Yes i’m straight
Harryswiftter: And cis?
Spectatormode: Yes
PinkPanther: Ew
StompingOrphans: fucking Disgusting
E.t-is-Eating: Be gone straight cis man
Disappointment: I’m so scared
Chamele-Loan: Of straight cis men?
Disappointment: Yes they scawy
Sexy-Back: So Loki’s the only straight?
Buddha-ha: GUY STOP IGNORING ME
2-lzy-fr-usrnme: No
Sexy-Back: As I was saying Loki’s the only straight
Spectatormode: I suppose so
Spectatormode: This is an odd group
Speedzone: Ofc U think the lgtbtq kid r the “weird” ones
FemBoyInChains: #CancelLoki2024
Mrsteelurbitch: Nah tbh we’re weird cuz we go to this mofo school
Speedzone: Fair enough