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In the aftermath of a nasty divorce, confirmed degenerate and wannabe-wandmaker Harry Potter is doing his best not to be a total disappointment to everyone he knows while family keeper Draco Malfoy is walking the fine line between stepping into his dead father's shoes and following in his footsteps. A cheerfully dishonest surface-level exploration of survivor's guilt and substance misuse, this story is mostly a Nancy Drew-esque mystery about how people love people even when they suck. Slow-burn. Mutual antagonists. Frenemies-to-lovers. EXCERPT: "If someone had told the Harry Potter from four weeks ago that four weeks forward he would be sitting in a dimly lit restaurant watching Draco Malfoy suck on a gelato spoon, he’d have handed them over to the Janis Thickey ward for 24/7 observation." Thanks for reading!