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[1:12 am]
karasu 💪 started a conversation with otoya eita
karasu 💪: AYYYYYY
otoya eita: AYYYYYY
otoya eita: yo hold on
eita otoya changed their name to doing ur mother (otoya)
karasu 💪: AYYYYYY
doing ur mother (otoya): HELL YEAHHH
karasu 💪: aight bro I'm adding everyone
doing ur mother (otoya): bro they're just gonna leave after
karasu 💪: not if I lock it pookie
doing ur mother (otoya): so smart bro
karasu 💪: start screen recording I'm gonna add them
doing ur mother (otoya): ADD THEM ADD THEM
karasu 💪 added bachira meguru, isagi yoichi, itoshi rin, shidou ryuusai, hiori yo and 10+ others
karasu 💪 locked the chat
karasu 💪 renamed the chat to “blue lock? more like bl”
karasu 💪: RAHHHHHHH
isagi yoichi: alright what the fuck guys 💀
barou shouei: WHAT THE HELL
kurona ranze: group chat, group chat?
doing ur mother (otoya): the gang pulling up 🥶
hiori yo: KARASU WHEN I CATCH U KARASU
karasu 💪: hiori my pookie 🐻
karasu 💪 changed hiori yo's name to yo the pookie 🐻
yo the pookie 🐻: what if this was my thirteenth reason
doing ur mother (otoya): LMFAOO
itoshi rin: can u guys jump off a cliff please
itoshi rin: we have fucking practice tommorow let me sleep
karasu 💪 changed itoshi rin's name to emo rin 🖤
emo rin 🖤: time for you to kys
raichi jingo: “they laugh at me because I'm emo” looking ahh
aiku oliver: SHOTS FIRED
emo rin 🖤: why's there a grandpa in this gc
aiku oliver: DUDE STFU
karasu 💪: COOKED
karasu 💪 changed aiku oliver's name to grandpa oliver
grandpa oliver: 😭😭😭
ikki niko: stop tweaking before you have a heart attack grandpa
isagi yoichi: GUYS SLEEP WE HAVE SOCCER PRACTICE AND EGO'S GONNA GET MAD IF WE SCREW IT OVER
bachira meguru: awww don't be mad slursagi!!
isagi yoichi: BACHIRA???
doing ur mother (otoya): HAH SLURSAGI
kurona ranze: slursagi slursagi.
karasu 💪 changed isagi yoichi's name to slursagi gets NO bitches
slursagi gets NO bitches: AIGHT IM JUMPING U TMR
barou shouei: you're a fucking twig all you can jump is a leaf
nagi seishirou: lol
yo the pookie 🐻: dang slursagi u really gonna take this disrespect?
chigiri hyouma: are we dissing isagi?
slursagi gets NO bitches: CHIGIRI MY SAVIOR
chigiri hyouma: im all here for it 🍿
slursagi gets NO bitches: CHIGIRI??
ikki niko: devious 💀
chigiri hyouma: sorry i need my drama
yo the pookie 🐻: ATE!!
karasu 💪 changed chigiri hyouma's name to pretty princess chigiri 💅
pretty princess chigiri 💅: yk usually I'd hate this but I'm embracing my girlypop era
nagi seishirou: 4+4?
bachira meguru: ATE
yo the pookie 🐻: ATE
doing ur mother (otoya): ATE
shidou ryuusei: ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS
emo rin 🖤: oh HELL nah who invited the gay-ass demon??
shidou ryuusei: how r u emo AND homophobic???
emo rin 🖤: BRO FUCK YOU
shidou ryuusei: rather fuck ur brother instead!
emo rin 🖤 is offline
nagi seishirou: 🚫🏳️🌈
bachira meguru: NAGI!
nagi seishirou: 😶
karasu 💪: IS THAT MY BOY RYUUSEI??
shidou ryuusei: KARASU MON AMOUR
karasu 💪 changed shidou ryuusei's name to ryuu😈💦
ryuu😈💦: YESSIR
bachira meguru: shouldn't we sleep now?
barou shouei: yeah fucking finally
doing ur mother (otoya): nooo 😔
karasu 💪: NO SLEEP!!
yukimiya kenyu: guys go to bed
doing ur mother (otoya): yes yuki
karasu 💪: yes yuki
yo the pookie 🐻: live laugh love yuki <3
yukimiya: <3
10+ are offline
karasu 💪 is online
karasu 💪 changed 10+ names
karasu 💪: 😉
yukimiyaa <3 : karasu
karasu 💪: yes yuki
karasu 💪 and yukimiyaa <3 are offline
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[9:08 am] blue lock? more like bl
yo the pookie 🐻: can I just say that I hate karasu?
pretty princess chigiri 💅: +1
emo rin 🖤: +1
slursagi gets NO bitches: +1
barou 👑: +1
karasu 💪: aight what's with the hate bandwagon
slursagi gets NO bitches: EGO MADE US RUN FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT CAUSE OF THIS GC
emo rin 🖤: that YOU made
yo the pookie 🐻: by the way it was UPHILL
karasu 💪: to be fair this gc was a collaborative effort between me and otoya
karasu 💪: split the hate 50/50
emo rin 🖤: I'm gonna split you 50/50
nagi 😶: ouch
reo 💸 rich and whipped: nagi where r u we have a lecture starting soon
nagi 😶: hassle
reo 💸 rich and whipped: piggy back?
nagi 😶: ok
reo 💸 rich and whipped: omw
reo 💸 rich and whipped: also since when did we have a gc
karasu 💪: since when were you so WHIPPED
reo 💸 rich and whipped : ykw I don't have time for this
reo 💸 rich and whipped: I'm here nagi
nagi 😶: yay
reo 💸 rich and whipped and nagi 😶 are offline
ryuu😈💦: he's rich but still managed to become a slave?
doing ur mother (otoya): devious ahh work
pretty princess chigiri 💅: wait is kunigami in this gc?
karasu 💪: who?
raichu ⚡: the guy that got kicked off the team last week cause shidou beat him to a pulp in 1v1
karasu 💪: oh u mean ichigo's lookalike. yeah he's not here
pretty princess chigiri 💅: WHAT
pretty princess chigiri 💅: add him now
karasu 💪: he's not on the team brah
karasu 💪: this is for blue lock team members only
pretty princess chigiri 💅: KARASU
🐝bachirara!!: please karasu! he's a very good friend and he's trying hard to get back on the team
karasu 💪 added rensuke kunigami to the chat
kunigami rensuke: why are there so many people here?
pretty princess chigiri 💅: kunigami 😊
kunigami rensuke: hi chigiri 👋
karasu 💪 changed kunigami rensuke’s name to kunigami from bleach
ryuu😈💦: WAIT I HAVE A REQUEST TOO
emo rin 🖤: we are not adding sae
ryuu😈💦: 😔😔😔
ryuu😈💦: but he's on the team!!
karasu 💪: U-20 not blue lock
karasu 💪: idk if I'm adding U-20 members cause they're kinda shitty
slursagi gets NO bitches: amazing decision, keep it that way
kurona the 🦈: yes yes. keep that way way
doing ur mother (otoya): dang is it cause of kaiser and ness
grandpa oliver: bro ness is a d1 meatrider
grandpa oliver: my guy is always on Kaiser's meat
niko 👀: wait aren't u on the U-20 team
grandpa oliver: yeah but im the only tolerable person there so karasu lemme in the gc
karasu 💪: no I added u by mistake but if I unlock the chat everyone's gonna leave so
grandpa oliver: stfu before I touch you dawg 😭🙏
niko 👀: gay!!
slursagi gets NO bitches: anyway just don't add kaiser please and thank you
slursagi gets NO bitches: mfs like him should end their lives
pretty princess chigiri 💅: LMAO ISAGI NO
raichu ⚡: that piece of shit should get hit by a bus or I'll kill him myself
kurona the 🦈: ugly haircut haircut. hope he kys kys
yo the pookie 🐻: if that bitch tries me again he's gonna walk away a dead man 😭
🐝bachirara!!: the kaiser slander 😭
alexis ness: screenshotted.
grandpa oliver: …
🐝bachirara!!: …
pretty princess chigiri 💅: …
niko 👀: …
slursagi gets NO bitches: AYO WHAG THE FUCK??
yo the pookie 🐻: KARASU WHEN I CATCH U KARASU
alexis ness: sent to kaiser.
kurona the 🦈: screaming screaming
karasu 💪: WHEN DID I ADD NESS
raichu ⚡: BITCH HOW SHOULD WE KNOW?
alexis ness: and stored for future use.
slursagi gets NO bitches: KARASU OPEN THE DOOR YOU'RE A DEAD MAN
karasu 💪: STOP WHY ARE POUNDING ON MY DORM
karasu 💪: AND WHEN DID U GET HERE
doing ur mother (otoya): HOLY SHIT KARASU KICK THAT BITCH NESS ALREADY
karasu 💪 unlocked the chat
karasu 💪 kicked alexis ness from the chat
karasu 💪 locked the chat
karasu 💪: isagi please leave us alone I kicked him
slursagi gets NO bitches: OPEN THIS DOOR
doing ur mother (otoya): ISAGI PLEASE I'M IN HERE TOO YKNOW IM HIS ROOMATE
slursagi gets NO bitches: open the door and I'll spare you
doing ur mother (otoya): hallelujah I'm on my way
karasu 💪: OTOYA YOU SON OF A BAKSVAJSBDKSMNS
slursagi gets NO bitches, karasu 💪 and doing ur mother (otoya) are offline
yo the pookie 🐻: isagi doing the Lord's work frfr 🙏
pretty princess chigiri 💅: I just heard like five screams
grandpa oliver: karasu is cooked bro 😭
doing ur mother (otoya): guess who has a video
niko 👀: AYYYY
kurona the 🦈: show show
doing ur mother (otoya) sent 1 attachment [1ga815.mp3]
The video starts with the camera facing Karasu, who is quietly begging Otoya not to open the door. Otoya laughs in the background then opens the door offscreen. In the next second, Isagi enters and charges Karasu, and the video ends with Otoya laughing.
grandpa oliver: otoya what is that witch laugh 💀
pretty princess chigiri 💅: help is karasu okay?
doing ur mother (otoya): probably needs stitches but he'll be okay
kurona the 🦈: stitches stitches 😰
niko 👀: lmaooo
yo the pookie 🐻: deserved!!
slursagi gets NO bitches: guys delete this chat in case we have the worst case scenario
pretty princess chigiri 💅: WHAT?!
emo rin 🖤: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS
emo rin 🖤: WE HAVE A LECTURE IN ENGLISH ARTS TODAY
emo rin 🖤: ANRI IS TWEAKING
yo the pookie 🐻: FUCKK
pretty princess chigiri 💅: FUCK MOVE OUT GANG
doing ur mother (otoya): SHIT I CANT BE LATE AGAIN
5+ people are offline
karasu 💪: GUYS HELP
karasu 💪: ISAGI’S NOT LETTING ME LEAVE
karasu 💪: GUYS? AGSGAJABA