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Vic: I beg you dont embarrass me motherfucker๐ฅน๐
Robert: huh?
Vic: wdym huh
Robert: what have I done nowโฆ.
Vic: im confused
Robert: im more๐ฃ why would I ever embarrass you???
Vic: robby.
Robert: what
Vic. Thatโ a lyric from the song please please please by Sabrina carpenter.
Robert: OHHHHHHH LMFAOOO
Vic: uneducated bitch.
Robert: tor how was I suppose to knowโฆ.
Vic: you should have.
Robert: when did she post that song?
Vic: some days ago
Robert: I was busy crying to the smallest man who ever lived by mother Taylor
Vic: kys
Robert: love ya too๐
Vic: YOU HAVE EMBARRASSED ME 2BEUIFBIURVEGWTBUIRGWBHI
Robert: sorryyyy :( Iโll make you cookies
Vic: ew
Vic: make blueberry muffins
Robert: bet
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Robert: tell sensei larusso that im not coming today
Vic: yes you are.
Robert: im sick.
Vic: EXCUSES PLS COME
Robert: no
Vic: pleeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeeee
Robert: give me a reason to leave my comfortable and peaceful bed to go to sweat and be hot all day under a sun that makes me his slave.
Robert: and to not add that Iโm sick.
Vic: hawk has a new haircut
Robert: Iโm on my way
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Vic: youโre so hot
Robert: tory go to sleep itโs 4 am
Vic: stop haunting my mind then and stop being so hot
Robert: hotness is not good for us humans. We feel hot when itโs really warm outside and we want it to stop being. Hotness its a hell of living. Everyone hates it and wants to get off of it. So I would very much like to stop being so hot so I could give you and your body peace.
Vic: goodnight
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Robert: hey torrrr
Robert: I have a question
Robert: very important
Robert: whatโs your opinion on therapy??
Vic: no im not doing ur essay for you.
Robert: ughhhhh๐ญ
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Vic: lets watch a movie together tonight
Robert: no.
Vic: WHY
Robert: do you fr want an answer
Robert: what was the last movie we watched together.
Vic: saltburnโฆ
Robert: and how did it end.
Vic: come on im picking a good movie this time
Robert: im not watching the mean girls musical
Vic: youโre so boring goodnight
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Robert: tor I need you to do me a favour๐ค
Vic: what
Robert: so. Taylor swift is on tour now and there is this app called swift alert where you try to guess what she will wear and if you get more points than anyone else you win. And if you win you could get something from her merch. Pls play and if u win u give the prize to me๐
Vic: oki
Robert: I LOVE YOU TY TYT YT YTBYT
Vic: the barbie pink bodysuit looks soooo cute, I want it
Robert: did you pick that oneโฆ?
Vic: duh yes its so cute and cool????
Robert: she wonโt wear it
Vic: :((
Robert: tell me all ur picks im scared
Vic: so that pink bodysuit and jacket, pink guitar, black and silver dress or whatever that is, ew shirt cause that was funny, purple loooong dress, new because that black thing seemed suspicious, yellow dress, pink and blue outfit, white ttpd dress, black and silver jacket, orange dress cause u like that colour, and for surprise I chose the only ones I know, dark purple shirt, dark bodysuit and blue jacket
Robert: im killing myself
Robert: what surprise songs did you choseโฆ?
Vic: glitch and come back be here with guitar
Robert: and for pianoโฆ.??
Vic: idk I saw a song with sam in it and I chose it
Robert: im killing myself๐
Vic: whyโฆ??
Robert: she will never wear mostly any of them
Vic: BUT I WANT THE PINK BODYSUIT
Robert: IT DEF GOT LEFT IN SINGAPORE
Vic: idk rob plsโฆ
Robert: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
-hours later-
Robert: how did you know.
Vic: what??๐
Robert: the outfits
Vic: one wait
Vic: OMG I WON dwvcgefbiyvefwrqfbhlfwbkhu
Robert: HOW
Vic: she listened to me hehehehe
Robert: prize is mine.
Vic: how many points did you get?
Robert: 22โฆ.
Vic: LMFAOOPOPPOOPOOOOO
Vic: fake ass fan
Robert: โน๏ธ
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Robert: tory
Vic: YESSSSS???
Robert: can we talk tonight? i need someone to talk with and ur my fav person so here we are
Vic (at the same time): LETโS PLAY ARCHERY *link to the game*
Robert: wtf.
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Vic: robby im dyinggggg
Robert: what
Vic: NICKI MINAJ GOT ARRESTED
Robert: WHAT. WHY
Vic: Amsterdam cause she had drugs I think
Robert: queen
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Robert: about today im sorryโฆ
Vic: as you should be?
Robert: you were wrong too
Vic: how tf was I wrong.
Robert: we both were tor
Vic: no only u wear
Robert: ugh fine
Vic: ๐
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Vic: robs
Vic: would you love me if I was the hottest person in the world?
robert: wait
Vic: wtf.
Robert: wait a moment
Vic: WTF.
Robert: you already are๐
Vic: oh so my look its all that matters???????
Robert: im gonna kill myself
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Vic: I miss u so bad
Vic: please come back to me
Vic: I cant live without you
Vic: my life has no meaning please rob come back
Robert: tory I just left you at your home.
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Robert: TORY
Vic: what
Robert: I just read the most awesome fanfiction ever and im DCBHWBHIBREHWEVRHVCEVCEWHCWHDUBDUWCDBDCVUVCGE
Vic: oh what was it about????
Robert: it was a friends with benefits that slowly go to lovers
Vic: a lot of sex basically?
Robert: THE PLOT WASNT THAT.
Vic: mmh
Robert: im gonna sob what kind of society do you represent
Vic: im going to sleep goodnight
Robert: insensitive๐ฅน
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Robert: marriage is so stupid
Robert: what is it even useful for
Robert: they say marriage is love being confirmed but do we really have to marry to prove our love.
Robert: can love even be confirmed.
Robert: when did love become so concrete?
Robert: lets just run in the forest and be happy until death gets over our souls and only then I will feel like I have loved with all my sense of love
Vic: weird way to propose at 5 am but yes
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Robert: I changed my mind.
Vic: huh??
Robert: about marriage. Society put marriage into our mind and now that like the best and greater act of love
Vic: keep going
Robert: but I see couples dating but not wanting to marry or see a future together. Which makes me feel some kind of weird feeling.
Vic: what??
Robert: how do you date someone you do not intend to marry?
Vic: not everyone wants to marry rob
Robert: ok, how do you date someone who you dont see a future with.
Robert: Its like being made fun of which is horrible
Robert: I will give everything to my beloved and see a future with them no matter what
Vic: youre making me blush
Robert: im being serious
Vic: do you love me?
Robert: love is a big word
Vic: oh
Vic: ok
Robert: wait not in that way. I mean that love is to big and metaphorical to me to know how it is like
Robert: but what I feel for you is similar to what humans describe as love
Vic: vg2rf132ewvrfghrufhrw4y2gr3rfwvfey13v1fevfrivgrfvgfrvfrvfrvy I WANNA JUMP
Robert: meet u tonight at the party??
Vic: bet
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Vic: youre so dumb I wanna kiss and touch you everywhere
Robert: ok?
Vic: sorry hawk wrote it
Robert: he wants me so bad๐
Vic: LMFAO sorry
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Robert: tor
Vic: what
Robert: r u sleeping?
Vic: yes
Robert: oh ok sleep well โน๏ธ๐
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Robert: tor are u sleeping
Vic: no why
Robert: lets play a gameee
Vic: k which one
Robert: you think of something that could be a person city and everything and I have to guess by making questions
Vic: ok I got it
Robert: is it a thing?
Vic: nope
Robert: is it an animal
Vic: no
Robert: is it a person
Vic: yesss
Robert: do I know them
Vic: oh yesss
Robert: is it u
Vic: no but ty for always thinking of me๐
Robert: HAHAHAHAHAH is it me??
Vic: nah
Robert: do I know them personally?
Vic: no but you would like to
Robert: OMG TAYLOR SWIFT
Vic: no
Robert: aw :(
Robert: wait no.
Robert: is it Shakespeare.
Vic: YESSS OMG YOU DID IT
Robert: thatโs not fair I cant meet him
Vic: the world sucks
Robert: OK MY TURN
Vic: is it me?
Robert: how do you know
Vic: HEHEHE
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Robert: have I told you when I used to have a lot of fun with Molly
Vic: who is that.
Robert: a drug
Vic: OH LMFAO I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME GIRL
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Robert: my dad is an ass
Robert: I hate him and I hate this house
Robert: someone rescue me
Vic: you can come living with me if it gets bad
Robert: no im a mess nobody likes me or being around me
Vic: me and piper do
Robert: you are mentally ill and piper likes everyone
Vic: no ur cool stfu or ill beat u up
Robert: ok see u tomorrow
Vic: goodnight sleep well and fuck your dad
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Vic: robby can I send you an audio??
Robert: yeah ofc whatโs up
Vic: *audio of 40 minutes*
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Vic: I think ur cool
Robert: think??
Vic: yes cause otherwise you get to much confidence
Robert: ugh I also THINK you are cool
Vic: nice how u think I care lmfao
Robert. WTF.
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Vic: you know what you shouldnโt say to someone who just came out
Robert: what
Vic: that they stilll have to give you money back UHDSQDWGFEGGYFE3GFRYFR
Robert: oh about that
Vic: im bisexual
Robert: toryโฆ
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Robert: youre my moon in a night of stars
Vic: go to sleep im begging
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robert: guns should be free
Vic: omg so real Iโve been saying that
Robert: I need to shoot myself
Vic: I need to shoot someone
Robert: LMFAOOOOOOO
Vic: HELP MEEE
Robert: shoot me
Vic: no
Robert: selfish
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Vic: how did you save me on ur phone
Robert: vic
Vic: WHY
Robert: cause I like your name. How did YOU save me??
Vic: Robert
Robert: WHY
Vic: idk I thought it was cuteeeeee
Robert: save me โmy Robertโ at least
Vic: ok wait
My Robert: did you???
Vic: LMFAO YES I DID
Robert: HELP YOU ACTUALLLY DID IM DYING