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Tory never could’ve imagined that her boyfriend would’ve been that bad at baking and cooking, but there is always something new to discover every day.
“So the recipe says 1 glass of milk, but I don’t have it so let’s just put water”
“Robby that’s not how it works”
It was 4 am when tory texted him on instagram (he had this bad habit of deleting other apps because he thinks it gets to much storage from his phone) telling him that she really needs to have some crepes or some pancakes and he had to make them for her because she was on her period.
He of course said yes, but not only cause he would do anything for her but also because he wants crepes too.
He hates pancakes so crepes were the only option.
She so showed up at his place the next morning and remembered him about his promise because he has forgotten.
Ends up with him not having half the ingredients because he usually does not cook something more complicated than pasta.
“Be grateful I am even doing them, babe” he said putting the water in a bowl.
He then added some flour, the half od the needed, and then mixed until he got something similar to what he remembered crepes’ dough had to be like.
“I think that’s the bare minimum “ she said rolling her eyes and smiling.
She was so not gonna eat those crepes if he ruined the recipe another time.
Luckily he didn’t, because there was nothing he could ruin at the point.
“Bare minimum? That’s literally a gentleman behaving” he said putting some butter in a frying pan and gave it the good form.
Which was quite bad, but it didn’t matter.
“Robby, im literally on…”
He didn’t let her finish because he looked at her with the joke she knew damn well.
“And I am a vampire”
She was gonna kill him.
What was going through her mind when she decided that she wanted to watch Saltburn.
And what was going through her mind when she decided to make him watch it too.
She should’ve listened to piper about that movie, but she didn’t.
And now she was paying for it with robby doing a joke about that one scene, and she made those jokes too.
And not only that one scene.
How could it be.
Nope, god had to punish her and make the movie also have a scene where this boy licks a bathtub after another boy just made an handjob in it.
Again, she should’ve listened to piper.
But watching that movie wasn’t as a bad experience after the after watching was.
Mostly because watching a movie with robby is never serious.
And so isn’t watching a movie with tory.
Seriously, if you need a calm person to watch a movie with do not ask them to do that.
For example, when the grave scene happened tory looked at robby and said: “if you’re not that obsessed I don’t want you”
And they both almost suffocated laughing.
As they were doing now, because those jokes and cringe scenes will never get old.
“I thought you would’ve done pancakes tho” she said when she finally got herself stopping from laughing.
“I dont like pancakes”
“You know you were suppose to do them for me and not for you right?”
“And what do I get”
“My amazing prese…robby that thing is burning”
And it was.
Luckily he saved the crepe from burning even more and it technically was still something people could eat.
She put her head in her hands laughing and she stopped him when he wanted to turn around and say something to her.
“Look at the crepe” she just said.
And after some minutes all the crepes were ready and filled with nutella.
Not much tho, because tory hated hen the crepe had to much nutella in it.
When she tasted the first one she looked at him in a look that the wasn’t able to decifrate.
“So what do you think?” he asked.
She took another bite and then said: “it tastes like water”
“Maybe because it has water in it”
“It shouldn’t have water in it”
They then ate them looking at each others and when they finished they decided to watch a movie at her place that night.
“Please not mean girls” he said dramatically.
She rolled her eyes.
“Regina George is hot shut up”
“But the movie is horrible, lets watch some horror stuff”
And they spend the next hour making a list of reasons why they should watch mean girls and a list of reasons why they shouldn’t watch it.
“That’s my girlhood movie!” she said.
“We watch it every time!” He replied.
And that on for 1 full hour, until robby gave up and decided that it was fine.
“Im not looking at it. I’ll spend all night looking at you” he said dramatically.
“You always do”