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One sunny day, 5 inch Phoenix Wright was on his way to the Wright Anything Agency just minding his own business. Suddenly, Apollos homophobic car appeared out of nowhere. "What are you doing here, I thought I killed you
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" said Phoenix.
"Ha, well you THOUGHT WRONG!" said the homophobic car, and revved its engine.
Phoenix looked nonchalantly back at the car, and shrugged his shoulders. He was still a hobo, so he had no fear and knew that his indestructible body would be able to withstand any attacks the car threw at him, even though he was only 5 inches.
Suddenly, his phone lit up and displayed "Daddy" on the screen. His eyes widened and he answered immediately.
"Miles? What is it?"
Phoenix had reclaimed his badge, and was no longer a hobo! This meant that the car could now damage him, as he lost all powers of cryptic nonchalance and plot armor.
"SHIT!"
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Phoenix took off running but he heard the car approaching quickly from behind. "Miles I'm going to have to call you back!" Phoenix yelled.
"Wright what is going on? Is that a car's engine?"
"SORRY GOTTA GO!" Phoenix yelled as he slammed his finger into the end call button.
Phoenix ran and ran from the car but in the end he was too slow. The homophobic car caught up with him and slammed into his back sending him flying through the air, hitting not one but TWO telephone poles somehow. As he fell to the ground with two sprained ankles Phoenix heard the car's approach again.
"Damn you're persistent," Phoenix muttered.
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Phoenix tried to get up as well as possible, considering the condition of his feet. The homophobic car may be powerful, but Phoenix is almost as unkillable as his phone. An idea sparked in his mind. "Nokia Phone! Go!" he exclaimed as he threw his phone like a pokéball, which smashed the car's screen surprisingly. But the car's motor roared again, headlights glinting like the teeth of a beast. The homophobic engine started playing inappropriate music, insulting Phoenix for being fruity and the blue man ran off again. Like a glimmer of hope, his phone started playing music as well, loudly in order to cover the sound of the homophobic car's propaganda.
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Phoenix started running. He may not outpace a car but he car try to get into narrow alleys the Homophobic Car will not fit into.
He didn't do much damage. The window may be shattered but that didn't stop the car from revcing it's engine. If only Phoenix had thrown his Nokia at the hood and not the window!
"I will find you, you fruit. You and your Prosecutor boyfriend are gayifying the law too much."
"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ARE YOU TALKNG ABOUT "yelled Phoenix, running for his life. "HOW CAN I GAYIFY THE LAW??"
The Homophobic Car stalked Phoenix from a parallel street. It revved in annoyance.
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"When there are too many fruits in the courtroom, the law becomes gay," it said, "I have been trying to stop this prophecy from being fulfilled."
Phoenix was getting desperate. He needed to find a way to get out of this alley, but the homophobic car was stalking him all around the block. Out of options, he decided to make a run for it- and didn't make it. The homophobic car slammed into Phoenix at full speed, sending him ricocheting down the street- where he promptly got up, brushed himself off, and kept running.
"WHAT? HOW?!" Screamed the car,
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"I survived a burning bridge and eating glass. Being ran over isn't going to kill me."
Homophobic Car revved out a growl. There had to be a way to kill Phoenix. He had to kill Phoenix, or how will he ever get rid of homosexuality. Then the answer hit him. He needs a gun.
Quickly he drove away and burst into a gun store.
"I need your deadliest gun now. I'm going to hate crime a gay lawyer."
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"We are in the year 2027, we do not condone hate crimes here. You are approximately five years too late for that."
With these words, the car was kicked out of the gun store.
In the meantime, Phoenix Wright had called 99 feet tall Miles Edgeworth for help. He had had quite a bit of character development since the homophobic car had run over Phoenix for the first time and was no longer homophobic. He had come out as gay and become 5 inch tall Phoenix Wright's gay lover. Even though they may have a big size difference, love could conquer it all.
So when the homophobic car came back from the gun store, crushed by its failure, Miles Edgeworth was waiting for it, with 5 inch tall Phoenix sitting on his enormous shoulder.
"You ran him over once, but you won't run him over again!"
With these words, Miles snatched the car off the road and lifted it high into the air. Then, he threw it far away and the car disappeared into the sky.
"Great job Miles!"
And tehy lived happily ever afte