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-Private Chat with BOOYAKASHA!!!-
BootyShaker9000: I was informed by my alternate that you are in fact Aromantic-Asexual?
BOOYAKASHA!!!: yah dude!! Its jst who I am dude *sunglasses emoji*
y u ask bro
Bootyshaker9000: Ignoring your continued butchering of the english lexicon. I too identify as Aromantic-Asexual, I wished to connect with you by our shared orientation.
BOOYAKASHA!!!: YOOOO!!!! FELLOW AROACE!!!
IM GONNA MAKE US MATCHIN PINS!!!
BRINGING NEXT timE WE HANG OOUT!!!!!!
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Bootyshaker9000: Excited squeal!
I am also happy to ally myself with a fellow Aromantic-Asexual.
If I may ask, how did you come to discover your orientation?
BOOYAKASHA!!!: OH! I KNO THIS 1! I lowkey nevr flt anythin 4 any1 so I jst assumd I wouldnt bc ya kno- mutant trtle and all that <3
BUUUUUUUTT!!! I lowky thot i had a crsh on Renet when i frst met her! Same with Shinigami! but i ltr realized they wre friend crshes!
Bootyshaker9000: I admire your continued agenda on never capitalizing your siblings name but everyone else's is.
BOYAKASHA!!!: nvr gunna gve it 2 them even if thy arnt hre!
PSYCHIC ATTACK!!!!!
*insert a photo of two badly drawn characters sloppily kissing*
Bootyshaker9000: Betrayed by my fellow Aromantic-Asexual…
I shall plan my revenge carefully when I see you again. Don’t even try to imagine it, it will be worse.
BOOYAKASHA!!!: 0.0
dude im shakn in my boots );(
Bootyshaker9000: Grovel.
BOYAKASHA!!!: anknee-who-doodle! i realzed lke 2 wks aftr wii met Shinigami tht the idea of dating sum1 or havin
Sexual Intercourse *lip bite*
jst didnt soun apple-pleasing! tho i learnd wut aroace was ltr like may-bee a month ltr
Wut bout u dude?
Bootyshaker9000: Romance sounds exhausting and the idea of kissing someone repulses me. Similar reasons for sex, I simply find the idea absolutely horrific. He says while barfing into the trash. I also dislike most people and being touched, but I don’t think that’s because of my Aromantic-ism/Asexual-ism.
BOOYAKASHA!!!: dude!!! WERE OPPOSITES!! I LOVE PEOPLE!!!! PEOPLE ARE SO COOL!!
Bootyshaker9000: The only cool people I am aware of is Orange, Atomic Lass, April, myself, and you.
BOOYAKASHA!!!: IM ON UR COOL LIST???!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Bootyshaker9000: You thrive in chaos, our brothers never let us shine.
BOOYAKASHA!!!: FOR REALLLL!!!!! LIKE MY MOJO DUDE!!!
Bootyshaker9000: Want to use my missile launcher? I can have the portal open in two minutes.
BOOYAKASHA!!!: wth our matchin aroace pins????!!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!! :DDDDDDDD
Bootyshaker9000: I don’t like pins, can I have an armband?
BOOYAKASHA!!!: YES U CAN!
Bootyshaker9000: Then yes.
BOOYAKASHA!!!: LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! RAGHHH!!!
can wii blow up a gov building?????
Bootyshaker9000: Absolutely. He said, chuckling evilly.
BOOYAKASHA!!!: YEYSYSYYEYEYEYEYEYYSYEYSYYEYESYSYEYSYeyESysyeySYEYEYSYEYYSYEyeyseyssyYEYSYysYYSyEYSYSEESSEYYSSeyYYSYYYEYsSSESSSEYEeEs
-Turtles dimensional edition-
TURFLYTLE: I’m going to launch a missile at a government building.
*buzz buzz*
SmoothDonatello: What? Where did you get a missile launcher?
Also why are you using proper grammar? @CaptainRyan He’s got a missile launcher!
Motherfucker: Can you record catching him? ive been watching my Mikey try to lick his elbow for two hours
Im losin my fuckin mind
1V1Shredder: FUCK YEAH!!! FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!
Prick: Raph, Casey’s a cop.
1v1Shredder: FUCK HIM! BLOW UP A POLICE STATION!
CaptainRyan: @TURFLYTLE where are you.
KungfuFrog: The little shit disappeared.
MIKEY! STOP CHANGING MY FUCKING NAME TO THIS!
-KungfuFrog changed their name to FuckSpace-
R.A.P.H: Has anyone seen Donnie?
Oh, wrong chat! Sorry :(
SmoothDonatello: Wait…. Purple is missing?
Does he own a missile launcher??
R.A.P.H: He shouldn’t, but @GayAgenda5000
Does Don have a missile launcher?
GayAgenda5000: I don’t know… I may know, but my memory is kinda lackin ngl amnesia from the cold prison dimension ig
R.A.P.H: Leo >:(
GayAgenda5000: *Blinks cutely and rapidly*
CaptainRyan: I’ll buy you anything (within reason) next time I’m over.
GayAgenda5000: He owns five.
R.A.P.H: FIVE???? FIVE? WHErE DID HE? HOW JDID d HE? WHENd DID ehe?
OneArmedChampion: NOO!!! THE BEST VERSION OF RAPH IS DYEING!!!!!
Motherfucker: Fuck you too ig
GeniusTech™: *A photo of Donnie throwing up a peace sign, on their arm was a homemade (low quality) bracelet in the colors of the aroace flag. There was also another (high quality) bracelet with the nonbinary flag on his arm as well. They had a slit in his right eyebrow, and two round earrings on the bow of their mask. A mole was on the right side of their upper lip and they was smirking grinchly at the camera. Behind them was 2012 Mikey resting on one of his knees, a missile launcher aimed at what looked to be a hidden city police station. He had freckles all over his body and scars that seemed to follow his nervous system. On his bow was a dangly silver lightning earring, and an aroace pin that looked homemade. He had a manic grin on his face, his eyes wide in excitement.*
R.A.P.H: DONNIE!
~MasterChef~: awww your matching!!!! ^-^
CaptainRyan: MICHANGELO HAMATO!
1V1Shredder: YEAHHHHHHHHHH BLOW IT UP!!! BLOW IT UP NOW!
OneArmedChampion: HELL YEAH!
Prick: Why did I wake up this morning.
GayAgenda5000: Blow up that shitty spa next
K tanks <33