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  1. That's Absolutely Diabolical! by ,

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    01 Jul 2025

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    "Can you go away now?"

    "Um, I don't think I can do that. This is kind of my job," the stranger with horns clarifies.

    "So you're getting paid to stalk me? Damn, I must be really famous and didn't know."

    It's almost like he's a character from The Truman Show, and with everything happening, he might as well be.

    "Nah, I'm your guardian angel."

     

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    That crack fic wherein Tommy's guardian angel has horns and fangs for a halo. Together, they have a bit of fun committing crimes. (They frankly do not give two fucks about anything and anyone except themselves and each other)

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