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Alastor and Lucifer: *fighting*
Lucifer: HOLD IT!!
Lucifer: Say Alastor, why we fighting again?
Alastor: Uhh because we're not supposed to?
Lucifer: Oh right!
Alastor and Lucifer: *continue fighting*
Twilight: You two are nothing but trouble
Alastor and Lucifer: We love trouble!!
Alastor, getting closer to Twilight: *groans* You're such a pain.
Twilight, gets up: So why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead ?!
Alastor: At least a rabbit would be better behave than you!!!!
Twilight, walking to her room: Go ahead, then you'll be happy because it'll be smarter than me too!!
Alastor: And quieter!!!
Twilight: You'll like it cause stinky like you!! *shuts her door*
Alastor: G̝̯̲̥̭͉̗̒̀̏̈́ͭ̑̆͛̀O̸̩̼̫̞̭̲̤͛̅̎͂̊ͯ ̶̪̣̥ͯ͑ͭ̓͊̑̈́͠Ṯ̤ͥ͑ͬ̿̚͜Ǫ͕͚͓ͥ̑͒̋̂͛ͯ͝ͅ ̏͏͈͕̭̞͙͖̭ͅY̵̧̺̦̯͇̥̾O̮͙̭̭͚̳̣ͮͪͦͥ̀̚͠ͅƯ͎̹͎̰͔̯̖̆̊͜Ŗ̫̮̭̯̅ͮ͂̾͒̆͊͢ ̝̭̦͍̀͜R̴̃͏̺̪̤Ỏ̀̒͝҉̯Ỏ̢̳̠̙̠ͤ̀͛̅ͨ̆͠Ṁ̸̧͉̬̬͎͖̳͗ͤ̾͐̋͑
Twilight: *opens her door* IM ALREADY IN MY ROOM!!! *shuts the door again*
Alastor: *went to his radio tower, grabs the pillow on the couch, and screams into his pillow*
Twilight: *sitting on the bed* *screams into her pillow*
Charlie: Dad, are you ok?
Lucifer: I have this headache that comes and goes
Alastor: *appears* Salutations!
Lucifer: Oh look, it's back
Lute: Why are y'all acting like this?!
Niffty: We're not acting.
Alastor: We really are like this
Alastor: I am not single. Uh Lucifer and I are dating.
Charlie: Really?!
Vaggie: Really?!
Angel Dust: Really?!
Husker: Really?!
Lucifer: That's cool.