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    Just outside the doorway stood what looked like Hermione Granger wearing a very form-fitting red or black something. The top was princess-cut and tasteful, unlike the rest of it. He held back a laugh as he looked back at Theo.

    “Nice try, as if I would fall for one of those ridiculous illusions you used to cast in school. I think you’ve forgotten. I just saw Granger today, and her cleavage wasn’t nearly as spectacular—” He was going to continue until he saw Theo’s face and stopped abruptly, watching the man stare slack-jawed at the not-illusion woman frowning and glancing down at her chest before looking back up to meet his eyes with something like his death written there.

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