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on a random Wednesday afternoon Wallter came into Lampert's room and said
"ok son me and ur father are having issues in our marriage so lets go to Ikea– i mean ROKEA to fix that by arguing over chairs" and picked him up from his crib
when they got there almost immediately mark and walkter started arguing over the fucking floor and lampert just jumped out of their arns without them noticing
broski explored everywhere (including ur ass go wash that shit) and uhh fell asleep in a fridge cuz it 90000000 degrees outside
like 10 hours later mark and wallter finally noticed the baby gone
"where the fuck's th' baby" mark said
a dababby car zoomes past in that moment
"not that baby"
"mark im divorcing you"
"kill yourself"
"im marrying grey stuff"
"kill yourself again"
"fuck you"