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“It was a dark and stormy night…”
“Lockwood, it was barely drizzling.”
“...when three intrepid agents approached a haunted house at dusk…”
“You just said it was night.”
“I remember it being tea time.”
“I think Lucy’s right. Didn't Mrs. Cattermole serve us that horrible fruit cake?”
“Guys! You're ruining the atmosphere!”
“Lockwood, can you just write the case notes like a normal person?”
“I was trying to add some flourish.”
“I vote Lucy does the case notes for this one.”
“Why me?”
“Because my hands are sticky.”
“Fine, give it here.”
“Be my guest. George, pass me a doughnut?”