Work Text:
Biden lays there with is hands in his head, he cry becus he loves trump bur he now that trump hates him, he have wife and he need to not be gay cuz gay bad. He then goes to the presidential debate and they passionately make out and Biden wins the tongue kiss with his dominance so he's the alpha and he wins the debate and now he is presidential. Obama watches from the sidelines, what could he ever say to make Biden love him? Biden loves trump.. his heart is brocken. Trump looks over at obama.. he yearns for him too.. Biden and trump go home and Biden goes into heat and trump and Biden have shrex, trump is on birth control but.. the control isn't working and now he has morning sickness so he takes a pregnancy test and then realized he needs abortion. Now he knows he can't take away abortion rights because he would be a hypocrisy but he already is but since his medical records are in the system the world would know and Biden beg for trump to keep the baby but they aren't married yet so trump slaps him and then gets an abortion. Biden can't handle this so he cheats on trump with Obama and then Biden and trump get married. Biden told trump he attempted before and trump tells Biden that his scars are giving heal. Now that trump and Biden are married they boombaya again and now trump is pregnant, but he catches Biden on the couch with Obama and from the stress and sadness has a miscarry so trump has to get a therapy but therapist doesn't help so he kill himself and so Biden and Obama get married and they have kid then divorce and surprise the kid is actually George washingmachine so he the next presidential but he has trauma from his dad's and gets depressing and he cuts bur Jesus actually helps him through it and then a meatier comes and destroys them and now they are gone so markiplier is now president and matpat is vice presidential