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10:51 pm
July 1st, Sunday
Penelope Garcia made a group chat
Penelope Garcia named a the group chat BAU family
Penelope Garcia added Spencer Reid
Penelope Garcia added Derek Morgan
Penelope Garcia added Jennifier Jareau
Penelope Garcia added Emily Prentiss
Penelope Garcia added David Rossi
Penelope Garcia added Aaron Hotchner
Hotch: Garcia what is this?
Garcia: A group chat sir, So we can plan family days and I can contact you when yall are on cases
Reid: Didn’t we agree to have a family day on the 14th?
Morgan: yeah? We should be off
Prentiss: ****SHOULD BE
Rossi: Yeah, should be. If we don’t have a case…
Jareau: I will try my hardest to not get us a case that day
Jareau: No promises…
Rossi: There better not be one. As much as I hate being with you guys 24/7, I hate work more. Also, There will be wine.
Prentiss: Fair
Garcia: :(
Garcia: So.. Is this chat okay?
Hotch: Yes, as long as we don’t talk about cases
Garcia: Even then I can delete the messages
Prentiss: You can?
Morgan: Of course she can, she's a tech god.
Morgan: And very sexy.
Garcia: ;)
Garcia: OH THAT”S WHAT I FORGOT
Jareau: ????
Jareau: Oh no
Prentiss: What did you forget?
Garcia changed their name to Tech goddess
Reid: Oh noe
Tech goddess changed Reid’s name to Baby genius
Baby genius: *No
Prentiss: Noe
Baby genius: :(
Baby genius: 😡
Tech goddess changed Morgan’s name to Chocolate hunk
Chocolate Hunk: 🥰
Garcia changed Prentiss’s name to Prentits
Prentits: Ha Ha nice
Tech goddess changed Jareau’s name to JJ
JJ: Thank god
Tech goddess changed Rossi’s name to Pasta Pops
Pasta Pops: Well not as bad as I thought
Tech goddess changed Hotch’s name to Mom
Mom: I’m not surprised but I’m still going to ask, why?
Prentits: Because you're the mom of the group, especially of spencer
Tech goddess: ^ Yeah! You tell us about our work, you check on us, you punish us, you tell us how amazing we are, etc.
Prentits: Cough cough praise kink
JJ: EMILY!!!!
Mom: Emily you are grounded, two weeks filing duty
Chocolate Hunk: Mom mode activated
Mom: Derek is joining you for three days
Chocolate Hunk: What did I do?
Mom: You added to it plus you didn’t refill the coffee make last time we were in the office
Chocolate Hunk: We had a case
Mom: We would have waited three minutes for you to refill the coffee machine. Now my patience is very thin right now, Good night.
Baby genius: Actually it takes 1 minute and 26 seconds to refill the coffee machine
Chocolate Hunk: …
Mom: A day for spencer
Baby genius: :(
Chocolate Hunk: Why do I get longer???
Prentits: He’s the favorite
Chocolate Hunk: Still not fair
Baby genius: I am not
JJ: Yes you are
Prentits: Are too
Baby Genius: Am not!
Prentits: Are too!!
Baby Genius: Am not!!
Prentits: Are too!!!!
Baby Genius: Am not!!!!
Prentits: Are too!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baby Genius: Am not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tech god has muted Prentits and Baby Genius for 5 minutes
Mom: Thank you
Pasta Pops: Garcia you are my favorite
Tech god: 😊
Mom: Alright bed time everyone
Mom: Don’t unmute them Garcia. Wait till the timers are up.
Tech god: 👍
Chocolate hunk: Spencer is texting me non stop
JJ: Ditto and em
Tech god: ^ Same
Tech god: They can see they chat though, Unlike if they were banned.
Mom: Good night everyone
JJ: Good night mom
Tech god: Good night dearest mother!!!!
Chocolate hunk: Good night
Pasta Pops: Good night kids and Aaron
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Prentits: Good night jackass (and JJ :))
Tech god made Mom Co Admin
Mom banned Prentits for 24 hours
Chocolate hunk: Damn
Baby genius: Good night everyone! :)
Mom: Reid
Baby Genius: Yes?
Mom: Put away the books and go to sleep
Baby Genius: :(