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1. Brother and Also Brother Home For Christmas by Rockinlibrarian

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Jul 2024

   Tags

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   • Number Five | The Boy/Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves
   • Klaus Hargreeves
   • Luther Hargreeves
   • Diego Hargreeves
   • Flash Fiction
   • Parody
   • Alternate Universe - coffee commercial
   • Pseudo-Incest
   • Christmas
   • maybe I should have saved this half a year
   • nah
   • would have been G rated if not for one necessary F-bomb
   • I used to not even put swears in fiction but Five Hargreeves is just Like That
   • television commercial remix
   • I wrote this in one hour so you might want to read some of my other works instead
   • you know like ones I put effort into
   • Cheese
   • not the food
   • you know by posting this silly thing I've pushed my Favorite Fic I've Written off my dashboard
   • which is kind of a shame
   • But it had to happen eventually
   • So go read 'Magic Man of Oz' for me to make up for it
   • even though it's from a different fandom than this one so you'd have no idea what I'm talking about

   Summary

   Over at the Elliott's House Discord, Emmett dared: "five/viktor but as that one folgers incest christmas coffee commercial
   has it been done
   someone should do it
   write it."

   ...as the only Fiktor shipper currently active on Elliott's House, I was Summoned.

   So Merry Christmas in July or some junk.

   Series

   • Part 5 of Confessions of a Fiktor Apologist; or, I Love ONE (1) Non-Canonical Ship

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   319

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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