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“Get inside and not a word from either of you! I don’t want to see or hear you speak for the rest of the night!”
Chi-Chi losing her temper wasn’t new but never before has she been so angry with her sons. Gohan saw his mother angry like this but it was always with his Dad and never with him or Goten. Gohan looked at his father for help. He only shook his head at Gohan warning him not to speak.
Goten hadn’t understood that message and looked at his parents with one important question on his mind. “Does this mean I won’t get dinner tonight?"
Goten was always Chi-Chi’s sweet baby. He could do no wrong in her eyes until tonight when he caused the mess that got him and his brother in trouble. “You won’t get dinner or dessert for the rest of the week if you don’t get in the house and go to your room!”
Goten’s mouth fell open. He looked at his father who shook his head and warned him to not speak.
Shoulders slumping, Goten entered the house followed by Gohan. Chi-Chi followed her sons. So caught up in her anger, she didn’t know she slammed the door in Goku’s face as he tried to come in after her. Goku wasn’t mad. It wasn’t the first time Chi-Chi did it. She was always last to enter the house after their boys. Now Goku was the last one to come in. The family was still getting used to him being around again. Last week, Gohan accidentally brought home extra firewood forgetting Goku brought some home.
Goten looked mournfully at the dinner plates on the table and the food on the stove and counter. He wanted to ask again about dinner but quietly went to his room. He angered his mother enough. Gohan followed his brother.
“Gohan.”
Goten kept walking but Gohan turned to his angry mother and his father quietly entering the house.
“What were you thinking? Do you know what you risked tonight? A good school. A good future. If not for your father, this scandal would have followed you for years!”
“I tried to stop it, Mom, but Goten---”
“Did I tell you to speak?!” Chi-Chi snapped at him.
Gohan looked at his father who had his hands up and shook his head warning Gohan to not say anything.
“You’re Goten’s Big Brother. You were to look after him. You convinced me to allow you and Goten to go to the comic convention and you get yourself arrested! Do you know how I felt getting the call you were at the police station and my baby was exposed to criminals and thugs?! I feared this might happen to Goten and Trunks but not you and Goten!”
Goku leaned against the counter during Chi-Chi’s tirade. He quietly snacked on the roast beef that was part of tonight’s dinner.
Gohan was unsure of what to do. Does he stand silently while his mother berates him or explain again what happened? Goten wanted to go to the convention and Gohan offered to escort Goten. The day went well until Gohan and Goten saw a booth where an artist sold Saiyaman comics mocking Gohan. Gohan was insulted and kindly told the artist how inaccurate it was and offered to tell real stories of Saiyaman. The artist refused. Goten angrily told the artist that Saiyaman was a great hero second to his father and the artist should stop making art that made Saiyaman look back. The artist still refused.
Goten fired a Ki and burned all the Saiyaman comics. Gohan put out the fire. The angry artist tried to strike Goten but one punch from the child knocked him out. No one saw the punch thrown but seeing the middle-aged, pot-bellied man lying on the floor unconscious, everyone assumed Gohan did it.
Gohan allowed himself to be arrested to protect his brother. He also knew no one would believe Goten threw the punch. Goten confessed to hitting the artist but no one believed him. He rode in the police car with Gohan. Gohan made the embarrassing call to his parents. With his father’s teleportation trick, his parents arrived a minute after his call ended. The artist arrived at the police station and accused Gohan of striking him and setting fire to his comics. He wanted to press charges. Chi-Chi begged the commanding officer to not charge Gohan. She spoke of his youth and exemplary record but it was Videl who saved the day. Her connection at the precinct called her to let her know her classmate had been arrested. Videl vouched for Gohan’s character and talked with the commanding officer to release Gohan and not press charges. He was willing to oblige but the artist wanted to press charges. This prompted Goku to spill that Gohan is Saiyaman. Forced to reveal himself, the artist was forced to drop his charges after Videl suggested Gohan could sue him for libel. With cash compensation for the burned comics, all charges were dropped and after Goten got a gag mug shot, the family of four returned to Mount Paozu where Gohan explained what happened.
His mother knew the truth so Gohan was confused about her questions. “Mom….”
“Did I tell you to speak?!” Chi-Chi screamed. “Go to your room!”
Gohan looked at his father who shrugged. Gohan turned and left.
Chi-Chi sighed and sank herself in a chair at the kitchen table. She pulled out Gohan and Goten’s mugshots and laid them on the table. “I do not believe this, Goku. Our Gohan was arrested. Our Goten was in that delinquent place with criminals and thugs.”
“It was a situation that got out of hand,” Goku knew he will have to talk to Goten about what he did, “But it worked out.”
“Yeah, it did,” Chi-Chi sighed again but she hated it happened. “If I were there, I would’ve punched the artist myself.”
“I know.” It was in Chi-Chi’s nature to defend her family. It’s why he couldn’t stop grinning at the situation. He barely kept it in at the station. “And it’s your fault.”
“My fault?”
“Goten started it because he defended Gohan. Defending anyone in this family is a trait our sons get from you. Did you forget you got us arrested?”
“Me?!” Chi-Chi jumped from her seat. They had this argument for years and it was never settled on who caused the arrest. “You got us arrested!”
Seventeen Years Ago
Chi-Chi fought the urge to cover her ears as the music thumped loudly. If it was loud as she, Goku and Aki waited outside the club to get in, how bad would it be for her ears when she was inside?
Maybe we shouldn’t have come.
Clubs weren’t her or Goku’s thing. She was sheltered in the village she grew up in under a stern but caring father who ruled it. She was raised to be a wife and mother. She covered one marrying Goku. They were still working on the second part. It hasn’t been forever. They have been married for four months. In her small community, most girls who married were pregnant within the first two months of marriage. She and Goku passed that with no pregnancy announcement.
It'll come Chi-Chi told herself but it did bother her how she and Goku hadn’t conceived yet. They were intimate enough. During the first couple of weeks of marriage, they were animals in heat. At least Goku was. Intimacy was a new experience for both but the feelings excited Goku more than Chi-Chi expected. He wanted to try intimacy many times and lately suggested different ways they can do it.
Two days ago, Aki visited them. Aki grew up in Chi-Chi’s village. He was her friend but Chi-Chi saw him as Goku’s friend, too. He was the first in her village to welcome Goku. In some ways, Chi-Chi thought Aki acted like a big brother to Goku showing him life outside of fighting and helping Goku understand things a man his age should know.
It was his idea they come with him to Neiro, a club in Orange Star City.
“You’re young with no responsibilities,” he said. “Have fun before you have kids.”
Goku was excited about the fun they spent touring the city and eating all the street foods but sometime between dinner and waiting outside the club, Chi-Chi suspected Goku was into another type of fun.
More than once, Goku brushed up against her as they moved in line. Chi-Chi noticed Goku got like that some mornings and nights when his body needed her but in public, he knew how to behave.
Except tonight. He was oddly attentive touching her with his hands and hips. Chi-Chi wasn’t sure where this need came from. He behaved all day. Even at dinner, he was his normal, jovial and hungry self but something happened after dinner when they left the restaurant and walked two blocks to the club.
“I like your outfit,” Goku whispered as they waited in line.
That surprised Chi-Chi since Goku never commented on her clothes. She thought the ones she wore tonight were risqué for her. She fluffed her straight hair into big bouncy curls, and wore a purple mini-skirt with a matching low-cut halter top that flashed her midriff. She felt naked but the woman at the shop she visited told Chi-Chi this was appropriate club clothes and selected the outfit and makeup for her.
Aki picked out Goku’s clothes since he was clueless about how to dress for clubbing. He wore a black popover shirt that was left unbuttoned and exposed a nice tease of his muscled chest, charcoal chino pants and a silver chain Aki thought fitted Goku’s ensemble.
He looked good and Chi-Chi noticed she wasn’t the only one admiring Goku. It was something she was getting used to. She was happy to marry a handsome man but that didn’t mean she cared for so many women to ogle her husband in front of her. Sometimes Chi-Chi wrapped her arm around Goku’s or sent the women dirty looks to remind them Goku is hers and no one should dare try to make a move on him.
Goku wasn’t the only one to get looks. Chi-Chi noticed a few times men looked at her. Chi-Chi wasn’t concerned. She didn’t have any interest in the men but it was surprising how it bothered Goku. More than once she saw a glare on his face Chi-Chi last saw on Goku at the Tenkaichi Budokai. He directed it at men walking by and doing a double take of her.
Chi-Chi received looks when she was out with Goku while modestly dressed and Goku never reacted but tonight, he was bothered and looked itching to fight anyone who got too close to her.
Noticing their anxiousness Aki went to the bouncer and spoke to him. The tall, muscled man listened to what Aki said, looked at Goku and Chi-Chi and waved them forward.
Though relieved to be moving, Chi-Chi was curious. “What did you say to him?”
“I told him Goku won the Tenkaichi Budokai. He’s a fan. Enjoy the free pass.”
Enjoy the free pass. Aki said something similar during dinner. Goku ate a lot and their bill was high. Chi-Chi offered to pay because she knew Aki wasn’t wealthy but Aki told her to ‘Enjoy the free pass.’ “Did you tell the restaurant about Goku? Did we get a free meal because of it?”
Aki led them into the club. “Goku’s a celebrity. He saved the world. Take advantage of it while you can.”
Chi-Chi held Goku’s hand as they walked inside but had one hand over an ear. It was loud as a thumping bass line played by the DJ vibrated through the room. “I won’t exploit Goku for special privileges.”
“It’s not exploiting. It’s taking what’s offered to you.”
“It doesn’t seem right.”
“You can always go outside and wait in line,” Aki suggested with a sneaky smile.
“No way!” Goku wasn’t allowing that. “Too many guys are lookin’ at Chi-Chi. I ain’t leavin’ her alone.”
Aki and Chi-Chi were surprised by his outburst. Goku never acted this way before. “Don’t worry, buddy. Our Princess can take care of herself.”
They reached the edge of the dance floor. Aki tried to pull them on but Chi-Chi was too hesitant and Goku wasn’t doing it if Chi-Chi wasn’t so they made their way to the bar watching and waiting for a seat to come empty. After thirty minutes a woman left her seat. They rushed over so Chi-Chi could occupy it.
Aki signaled a bartender over. Chi-Chi didn’t know anything about ordering so Aki chose for her. “The lady will have a cosmo. I’ll have a rum and coke. My friend,” Aki sized up Goku wondering what he should drink. He was even more clueless than Chi-Chi. “My friend will have a whiskey smash.”
As they waited for their drinks, Aki noticed Chi-Chi swaying to the music. “It’s not bad, is it?”
“It’s a little loud,” she swayed in her seat, “but it has a nice beat.”
“How about you, Goku?”
Goku waved his hand over his mouth as a guy next to him lit up his cigarette. “Kind of smoky and loud.”
Aki shook his head. “This is why I wanted to get you out of the mountains. You’re getting too sheltered and isolated. You need to live.”
“We are living.”
“Really, Goku? What do you do all day in the mountains?”
The bartender returned with the drinks. “We explore Mount Paozu,” Chi-Chi sipped her drink carefully. Hmm. Not bad. “Goku and I talk a lot.”
Aki rolled his eyes. “Boring.”
“We have lots of sex!” Goku knew that was boring. He sipped his drink testing it before drinking the glass in one gulp. “What?” He noticed Chi-Chi and Aki's shocked stares.
“Goku….” Aki was slightly concerned, “you should drink that slowly since you don’t drink alcohol a lot.”
“Goku,” Chi-Chi was embarrassed, “don’t tell him about our intimacy.”
Goku didn’t think he said anything wrong. “I didn’t say what we did. I said we did it a lot.”
Aki finished his glass. “You can argue about what’s private and not private, I’m gonna hit the floor.”
While Aki blended with the other adults on the dance floor, Chi-Chi and Goku watched. Goku ordered another drink; this time a Jack and Coke while Chi-Chi finished her Cosmo. Goku finished his drink in a single gulp. “Go easy on the alcohol, Goku. It’s making your lips loose.” She looked at him suspiciously. He wasn’t a drinker. Her father introduced him to varieties of beer. Goku tried them all but didn’t find the taste appealing to have more than one can of beer. Now Goku seemed invested in drinking.
“The drink isn’t getting to me.” Goku placed his hand on Chi-Chi’s left thigh and moved it up her skirt. “Your clothes are.”
“Goku,” Chi-Chi suppressed a moan as Goku nipped her neck. “We’re in public.”
“We ain’t the only ones.” He cocked his head to a couple three seats from them kissing. “Like Aki said. We’re young. Let’s have fun.”
“Whoa!” Chi-Chi blushed at the couple. They weren’t kissing. They were making out! They had no shame or care of anyone watching. They wanted each other and wanted everyone to know it. It was admirable and a bit erotic as Chi-Chi thought of herself and Goku being so expressive. She knew she had a handsome husband and loved he was hers and no one else could have him. Maybe it was the alcohol, the beat of the music, the heat of the bodies in the room, or the stimulation of the kissing couple combined with Goku’s groping but Chi-Chi felt herself getting pulled into the world around them.
They were young, as Aki said. They had no responsibilities yet. They only had each other. They slept in as late as they wanted. They stayed and left home as they wanted. Some days, Goku would pull her on Nimbus and they were off to some unknown destination.
When they have children, they can’t be this carefree. They will be regulated to schedules.
Maybe we should have fun.
Chi-Chi hopped off her stool. Goku took her empty seat so she could have it back when she was done. He ordered a third drink. Chi-Chi shook her head and waved for him to join her on the dance floor. Chi-Chi was young and sheltered but she had a quick eye. She had to learn martial arts. She used it to study the women on the dance floor and mimic them.
“Think of it as a fighting technique,” Chi-Chi swayed to the music with her hips swinging to the pop beat. She mimicked other women raising her hands over her head. She dropped her head back so the multi-colored lights of green, pink, purple and blue danced over her smooth and toned skin. The muscles of her stomach teased Goku as her halter top raised up her stomach.
Goku smirked admiring how Ch-Chi performed for him. His eyes trailed her bouncing hair bopping to the music. He went lower settling his eyes on Chi-Chi’s breasts bouncing in her tight halter top. My pillows.
When Chi-Chi came out of the hotel bathroom dressed in a halter top and short skirt, Goku didn’t react. The clothes were shorter than what she usually wore unless bedtime. He liked it but that was it. When they left the restaurant, the sun had set and the sky was dark except for the glow of the full moon. Walking two blocks from the restaurant, Goku noticed Chi-Chi then. He was annoyed initially. Only he should see Chi-Chi like this but a part of him liked seeing Chi-Chi dressed this way. There wasn’t a reason for Chi-Chi to hide her attractive body. He wanted the world to see how appealing his wife looked. Look was all he would allow. If they dare touch as some men wanted to do……
Goku shook his mind clear of those thoughts. He wanted to admire Chi-Chi; watch her dance for him and coax him to join her.
Drinking his third glass, the smooth lyrics of the pop mix and guitar riffs pulled Goku to move his body to the music while his eyes stayed glued to Chi-Chi’s body as she danced.
“Come on,” Chi-Chi encouraged him. “I won’t bite.”
“I wished you did.”
Chi-Chi winked at him. “Later.”
“Soon,” Goku promised when his eyes flicked to the side when movement caught his peripheral. A man moved in, put his hand around Chi-Chi’s waist and turned her so she danced with him.
Chi-Chi paused as she stared up at the man. He had more inches in height over Goku and muscles that suggest unnatural development. His physical build must have been the motivating factor in this fool thinking he could take Chi-Chi from Goku and dance with her. Chi-Chi took a step back from him but the man took a step forward not allowing the distance Chi-Chi wanted.
Goku knew his strength. He was stronger than everyone in the room. So was Chi-Chi but because of how much stronger he is, Goku always controlled himself. It wouldn’t be fair to beat up on anyone so beneath him in strength but if someone dared to touch what was his, power levels didn’t matter.
Rage flooded as he put down his glass and was on his feet not caring when someone immediately took his seat. Nothing mattered except dealing with the brute who dared to touch Chi-Chi.
“Dance with me,” Goku heard the guy say.
“No,” Chi-Chi refused him. “I’m a married woman.”
The man looked around. “I don’t see him. Any real man….” He stopped when he saw Goku. Instead of slinking away, he laughed. He had more muscles and height than Goku. That was enough for him to think Goku would be cowering to him. “It’s just a dance. Not an affair.”
He reached for Chi-Chi when Goku grabbed the guy’s shoulder. A light squeeze from Goku had the man’s knees buckling. “Dude…..” he winced as Goku squeezed harder. “Calm down.”
“You touched my wife,” Goku’s voice came out as a growl. Even over the music, Goku knew he was heard.
He was outmatched by Goku but the man still had his pride. He was popular here and he couldn’t let this punk embarrass him. He closed his right fist. He can get one shot. He swung his fist to punch air where Goku’s face was and was immediately lifted off his feet and received a free flight from the dance floor to a table near the bar.
Music and dancing immediately stopped. Bouncers came onto the dance floor. Aki looked at Goku. One look at his friend’s face told Aki the bouncers will land in the hospital if they came near Goku.
“It’s okay.” Aki got between Goku and the bouncers. “My friend is Son Goku. He won the Tenkaichi Budokai. Stupid,” he pointed to the musclehead who was picking himself off the table, “wanted to challenge him. He’s crazy, right? Who challenges the guy who beat the son of King Piccolo?”
People around nodded agreeing and murmuring it was stupid to challenge the winner of the Tenkaichi Budokai to a fight. The man in question stormed out not wanting to hear the jeering. The bouncers left the dance floor and the music resumed.
“Geez, Goku.” Aki wondered if inviting Goku and Chi-Chi out was a good idea. “What did he do?”
“He touched Chi-Chi.”
“Oh.” If this was any other guy, the reaction would make sense but this was Goku. He brushed off Kaifun’s interest in Chi-Chi but a random guy causes Goku to get physical?
Goku turned away from Aki to return to Chi-Chi who stared with flushed cheeks. “Are you all right, Chi-Chi?”
Chi-Chi nodded. “I’m fine. I can’t believe you did that.”
Goku was surprised he did it, too. Kaifun was very clear of his attraction to Chi-Chi and wanting her but Goku never did anything to him. Tonight, Goku wanted to break the meathead’s face for touching Chi-Chi. He was on edge tonight. There was something about how Chi-Chi looked and smelled tonight that drove Goku wild. He wanted her. He wanted it known Chi-Chi was his and no mercy will be given to anyone trying to take her from him.
As if to give a warning to not repeat what the dumb brute tried, Goku cupped the back of Chi-Chi’s neck and dragged her against him for a passionate kiss. Her sweet and sultry taste tinged with her Cosmo drink made Goku groan against her mouth.
For Chi-Chi, it made her wet. Watching Goku be so manly, so masculine handling the idiot excited her. He didn’t protect her like this. He knew she could handle herself but seeing him step in and show Chi-Chi was his and no one should touch, made her want to jump him.
When his lips touched hers, Chi-Chi kissed back without any hesitation. Her hands fisted his shirt as he grabbed her ass and pressed her against his growing shaft. The moan from her made him jerk his cock against her in response.
Aki wanted Goku and Chi-Chi to celebrate being young, free and in love but he wasn’t expecting this. The most affection he saw of them was the quick peck at the wedding and Chi-Chi sometimes kissing Goku’s cheek. This made him blush.
“Ah… I see. They both got that edge in them.”
Though raised to keep such affections private, Chi-Chi wasn’t embarrassed about the display from her and Goku. She wanted to be watched. She wanted all to see she and Goku were staking a claim on each other. Goku was hers and she was his.
But kissing wasn’t enough. They both could feel it. They needed more. Maybe it was the alcohol or the music or the lust coursing through them, but they wanted each other right here on the dance floor.
Chi-Chi pushed back with the little clarity she had left. Her breath came in heavy pants that made her breasts jiggle. She saw the lust in Goku’s eyes and felt it swell against her. How she wanted Goku to throw her over his shoulder and sprint her out of here but she wore a skirt and didn’t want that flaring up to show the world only what Goku has seen.
“Let me freshen up and we can get out of here.”
“Hurry,” Goku growled at her. His patience was thin.
Chi-Chi quickly walked off the dance floor with Goku’s eyes on her shaking hips. Oh yeah. He was riding that hard tonight.
“Goku,” Aki put a hand on Goku’s shoulder. “Let’s get you some water. You need to cool off.”
Aki and Goku reached the bar. Aki ordered another drink for himself but cool water for Goku. “Damn, Goku. Calm down. She’s your wife and I support that but she’s my princess and…..” Goku’s glare quickly caused Aki to correct himself. “But she’s your wife and that’s a higher authority. I know you want her but the dance floor is not the place to fuck.”
The bartender handed Goku his water. He quickly guzzled it down. “I know.” The cool water cleared some of his lustful mind. He asked for more water. “I don’t know why but I want Chi-Chi really badly right now.”
“That’s cool,” Aki sipped his drink. “Just wait until you get your hotel room.”
“Hi,” a sultry voice called to Goku. He turned to see a beautiful woman with long red hair and emerald eyes smiling at him.
“Damn,” Aki whispered of the woman. She was a beauty and stacked with her 40C breasts wrapped in a gold halter bra, slender waist and curvy hips in a gold skirt that barely covered her ass, and long, toned legs and perfectly manicured toes in four-inch stilettos. While Aki examined her head to toe, Goku’s eyes were on her face.
“Hi,” he said as if greeting someone casually on the street.
The woman puckered her red lips at Goku. “You won the Tenkaichi Budokai.” She touched his arm. “I can see why. You feel strong.”
Goku looked at the woman touching his arm. He jerked her hand off. “I am strong. Who are you?”
“Happy if I get you to come home with me.”
Goku frowned at her. “Sorry, Happy. I’m going home to my wife.”
The woman was shocked at the brushoff. Aki picked up what Goku hadn’t caught on from the insulted woman. Aki also didn’t want Chi-Chi to return and misunderstand the situation. He got between Goku and the woman. “My name’s Aki. I’m Goku’s friend and I’m single.”
“I’m Salli,” she pushed Aki aside. “I’m not interested.”
Goku frowned. He didn’t like Salli rejected Aki and he didn’t like she lied to him. “I thought you said your name is Happy.”
Salli slipped her hand inside his shirt to touch his chest. “It can be whatever you want.”
“How about ‘Cheap’?!” Chi-Chi’s voice was heard behind Salli as her red hair was yanked and her body pulled from Goku. “Keep your hands off my husband!”
Salli turned to Chi-Chi. One look at the wife of Son Goku and she wasn’t impressed. “Gah. Was he drunk when he proposed to you? Or,” she fluffed her hair, “were you the best of the poor offerings around him?”
Rage poured into Chi-Chi. How dare a subpar woman insult a great beauty like her? “I’m the daughter of King Gyumao, the wife of Son Goku and the strongest woman on the planet.”
“Um,” Aki tried to intervene, “I don’t think your title matters here.”
Chi-Chi ignored Aki. “I’m smarter, stronger and far prettier than you and anyone who tries to take my Goku from me.”
“Daughter of a King?” Salli scoffed. “Never heard of him but you must come from a cheap kingdom to afford those fake wonder twins.”
“Oh, boy,” Aki muttered under his breath.
“Fake?!” Chi-Chi screamed. “Everything is real!” Chi-Chi lunged for her only for Goku to secure his arms around her waist and pull her back. “Let me go, Goku!” Chi-Chi kicked at Salli. “She can’t get away with touching you and insulting me!”
“It wouldn’t be right to kill her,” Goku calmly told Chi-Chi as he flipped her into his arms and carried her out of the club like a bride while Chi-Chi screamed and cursed words a bride wouldn’t say.
Goku carried Chi-Chi outside to a secluded alley around the club. He placed Chi-Chi on her feet. He tried to be reasonable and keep his cool but watching Chi-Chi stake her claim over him in front of everyone excited him. Chi-Chi’s anger was a turnoff for some men. It scared others but for him, it made him hard. The patience he had to wait until they were back at their hotel was melting fast.
“Why did you do that, Chi-Chi?”
“She made me angry.” Chi-Chi was proud she married a handsome man. She accepted women will look but didn’t tolerate anyone touching her husband and insulting her. “That cheap woman came onto you knowing you’re married.”
“You know I wasn’t interested.”
Chi-Chi knew that but the women did something far more insulting. “I don’t tolerate anyone thinking they can take what’s mine.”
Goku growled low in his throat as the full moon shined on them. Why did she have to say that? They definitely won’t make it back to the hotel. He needed her now. “I need you, Chi-Chi.” He kissed Chi-Chi out of his mind with lust. “I can’t wait.”
“Don’t,” Chi-Chi welcomed his kisses. Her lips meshed with his as his body pushed her against the brick wall. She could feel his cock, long, hard and thick rubbing between her thighs and making her wet between hers.
Moaning into his mouth, Chi-Chi’s tongue thrust against Goku’s. His whiskey-flavored tongue drugged her and lured her deeper into the carnal lust they were experiencing for each other. “This is crazy,” she murmured between their kisses. So wild and deliriously crazy! They were in a dark alley kissing. Goku’s hands were on her thighs pushing up her skirt with his hands nearing the spot she wanted him to touch. It was scandalous. Indecent and she loved every moment! “But if you stop, I’ll kill you.”
“Ain’t stopping,” Goku pushed aside her panties. He moaned into Chi-Chi’s neck as he felt her wet heat drench his fingers.
“Hurry.” Chi-Chi didn’t want to come to her senses and talk them out of this. She wanted Goku pumping deep and hard inside her. Impatient, she reached into his pants and cupped his hard length.
“Fuck!” Goku cursed against her as his head fell on her shoulder. Normally, Chi-Chi would admonish his cursing but hearing the pain and desperation in his voice aroused and sent an exciting thrill through her.
“Put it in,” Chi-Chi told him. “I can’t wait.”
Goku couldn’t either. He hiked her feet off the ground, spread her against the wall and with her panties pushed aside, Goku slid in fast and hard.
“Fuck!” Now it was Chi-Chi who shamefully cursed as Goku stretched her with his hard heat. He always took his time entering her but mad lust drove both for him to take her fast and hard.
Goku pulled out and sank deeper as Chi-Chi’s legs stayed wrapped around his waist while she clawed his shirt and took everything Goku gave her. They were in an alley with people around the corner; some were walking by unsurprised by the act but for Goku and Chi-Chi, it felt intimate as they focused on each other as they always did during intimacy.
“Hard,” Chi-Chi whispered into her as she pulled Goku closer. “I’m the strongest woman in the world. You know I can take it.”
Her request snapped what little control Goku had left. He tightened his hip and pulled out before thrusting in deeper and harder than before. He set a rough pace into Chi-Chi while his lips pressed hers to silence her escalating moans. He could hear Chi-Chi’s skirt scrape against the brick wall but Chi-Chi didn’t seem to care as she moaned and whimpered against him while scratching his clothes. He could feel her slick channel fluttering around his shaft.
“Ngh!” he grunted at her tightness. “You’re gonna make come first if you keep strangling my cock like that.” He saw her smirk. Oh, she would like that and would lord it over him. “Can’t have that,” he whispered as he went faster thrusting in her, slapping their skin together until Chi-Chi buried her mouth in his neck moaning his name through her release.
Her strangling walls broke him as he jerk inside her and released a flood of his cum as his orgasm took him. As Goku panted against her neck, Chi-Chi reveled in the sensation of Goku’s release in her. For several moments, both were a panting and shaking mess. Goku slipped out with some of his release coating Chi-Chi’s thighs. Goku smiled at her blushing face. “Sorry,” he apologized.
“I hope you are.”
The words didn’t come from Chi-Chi. It came from a deep voice a few feet from them. Goku turned while Chi-Chi looked over his shoulder to see a police officer glaring at them.
“What a night,” Aki murmured to himself as he walked into the police station. He was still in the club having a drink with a woman when he heard someone say, “That guy that won the Tenkaichi Budokai got arrested.”
Aki paid for his, Goku and Chi-Chi’s drinks. He ran outside to see Goku and Chi-Chi being driven away in the back of a police car. King Gyumao will kill me if this gets out. He hailed a taxi and followed them to the nearest precinct. Aki tried but wasn’t allowed to talk to the commander of the precinct until after Goku and Chi-Chi were put in a cell.
“Putting my friends in a cell isn’t necessary,” Aki explained to the police sergeant. “They are very kind and harmless people.”
“Harmless?” the office read the report. “The guy broke his cuffs and almost broke the arresting officer’s hand when he tried to put cuffs on the woman.”
“Well,” Aki awkwardly rubbed the back of his neck, “my friend is protective of his wife and he doesn’t know a lot. He grew up in the mountains.”
“He assaulted an officer doing his job arresting them.”
“Arrest for what?”
“Having sex in the alley.”
“Publix sex?!” Aki yelled. “Goku and Chi-Chi?” That couldn’t be right. Goku would do it but there’s no way Chi-Chi would allow it.
They were getting hot and heavy in the club.
“Can’t we handle this discreetly?” Aki pleaded. “They’re good people. Chi-Chi’s never done a bad thing in her life. Her father is King Gyumao of Fire Mountain. Goku is winner of the Tenkaichi Budokai. He saved the world. He was the one who defeated King Piccolo.”
The officer stopped walking. “King Piccolo?” He pointed two cells away. Chi-Chi could be seen by the bars looking out. “He killed King Piccolo?”
“And defeated his son at the Tenkaichi Budokai.”
The officer’s face got a shade lighter. “I was at the capital when King Piccolo attacked. King Piccolo fired some beam at me and everything went dark. I don’t remember anything except waking up at my funeral. I scared the hell out of my wife when I opened the casket.” He looked at the cell holding Goku and Chi-Chi. “Are you saying I’m alive because of him?
“Yeah,” Aki solemnly confirmed for him. “I’m telling you my friend is a good guy. It’s my fault they got arrested. I’ve been on them they should have fun before they have kids. I guess they got carried away.”
The officer looked at the cell holding Chi-Chi and Goku. He grabbed the jangles of cell keys at his hip. He sighed as he continued to their cell. “Next time suggest they go skydiving.”
“Will do,” Aki promised. King Gyumao won’t kill me!
When they reached the cell, Goku sat on the dirty bench grinning at Aki while Chi-Chi’s face was scarlet in shameful embarrassment. The officer opened the cell. “You’re free to go. All charges will be dropped.”
“Thank you.” Chi-Chi bowed before the officer. “We’re so sorry.”
“Your friend explained. I understand.” As Goku stepped out of his cell, the officer extended his hand to Goku. “I’m told you killed King Piccolo. He killed me three years ago.” He shook Goku’s hand. “I guess me and my daughter owe you.”
Goku was taken aback. “King Piccolo killed your daughter?”
“No, but my daughter was born a year ago.”
It took a moment for Goku to understand. “I see.”
“We’ll give you your souvenir for the night and remove any traces of your arrest,” the officer told him. “In the meantime, seek your thrills elsewhere.”
Ten minutes later, Goku, Chi-Chi and Aki stood outside the precinct. Chi-Chi frowned at the souvenirs. It was their mug shots. “I can’t believe you’re smiling.” Chi-Chi shook her head at Goku’s grinning while she looked terrified.
(AN: For the blind, the art above is a mug shot of Goku and Chi-Chi at the police station. Chi-Chi looks nervous in a purple halter top with a bite mark on her neck holding a mug shot plate with her name. Goku is smiling in a black shirt with Chi-Chi's lipstick on his cheek while holding a mug shot plate of his name.)
“I did say the dance floor isn’t the place to fuck but I didn’t mean the back of the club is either.”
While Goku laughed at Aki’s joke, Chi-Chi didn’t find it funny. “How long have you been holding that in?”
Aki grinned. “Since I learned why you got arrested.” Now the matter was settled Aki couldn’t help but get some good-natured ribbing in. His prim and proper princess was arrested for having sex in an alley. So many jokes will come from this. “So…. Chi-Chi,” Aki was grinning and Chi-Chi knew what he will say. “Are you finally seeing the benefits of taking advantage of Goku’s celebrity status?”
Goku saw the benefits. “It did get us out of our situation, Chi-Chi.”
“Maybe there are some benefits.” Chi-Chi suddenly thought of one. “And I will use one now. If you tell anyone about this night, I’ll have Goku kill you.”
Aki laughed. His princess was mad and embarrassed about this night but she wouldn’t hover homicide over him. “It’s embarrassing now but in a few days….” Chi-Chi shook her head. “Weeks?” Chi-Chi kept shaking her head. “Years? Aw, come on. Goku wouldn’t kill me. I’m your friend. I’m not Kaifun.”
“Goku does anything I want him to do. Isn’t that right, Goku?”
Aki looked passed Chi-Chi to Goku who nodded. “If Chi-Chi wants me to, I’ll do it.”
Aki couldn’t tell if Goku was joking or serious but he wasn’t going to take that chance with the world’s strongest man. “My lips are sealed.”
Chi-Chi stared at the photo from seventeen years ago. So many times she wanted to burn it but Goku insisted they keep it. On the rare times they thought of that night, they looked at the photo.
“We should put this photo with the ones our boys took and frame it.”
“I’ll kill you myself if you do that,” Chi-Chi threatened. Seventeen years later, Chi-Chi was no longer embarrassed. It was during Goku’s second death when Chi-Chi finally laughed at their embarrassing night. “It was stupid but kind of fun, and with no real record kept, harmless.”
“Just like Gohan and Goten,” Goku reminded Chi-Chi. “Come on,” Goku linked his hand into Chi-Chi’s. “Let’s tell the boys you’re not mad anymore.”
Chi-Chi thought of her yelling. She'll apologize for losing her cool. Goten will brush it off, hug her and tell her he understands. He'll just be happy he can eat dinner. Gohan will accept her apology, too, and apologize for getting her so angry. She imagined Gohan took everything today hard. That boy acted like her in many ways and if she knew him as well as she thought, she knew Gohan felt horrible and embarrassed about this night for himself. He was always a good student and good person and to be taken in by the police, even to protect Goten, had to be mortifying.
“Let’s talk to our boys over dinner.”
“And tell them about our night to make them feel better,” Goku suggested.
“No way.” Chi-Chi could laugh about that night but she vowed to take it to her grave.
“Why not?”
“Do you want to traumatize Gohan on why we were arrested? Child services will be after us if Goten learns about it.”
Goku hadn’t thought that far ahead. “Guess you’re right but when they are older and have families of their own…...”
“No, Goku.”
And so the secret remained until one day, when a curious five-year-old Pan helped her Grandma Chi-Chi through her yearly spring cleaning, discovered a framed photo of Grandpa Goku, Grandma Chi-Chi, Daddy Gohan and Uncle Goten’s mugshots buried in a worn box in the back of her grandparents’ closet.